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“If you don’t come here, I will come to you.”
“Rozanov.”
“I will drive,” Ilya tells him without sympathy. “Park illegally in my big muscle car. Everyone will notice. Lots of photos, probably.”
Shane rubs his forehead. He gets to his feet and glances at his bag, still packed, on the hotel dresser.
“I hate your car,” he says, at last.
“Yes, I know,” Ilya says. It sounds like he’s smiling.
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26 Feb 2026
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Shane Hollander is too much of a nosy bitch to go years with a Russian situationship and not learn a little Russian. And I think the post-tuna melt conversation would have gone quite differently if he had.
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24 Feb 2026
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“Say something.” Ilya asks “in Russian. For me.”
Then softly, carefully, he does. “Я всё ещё скучный.“ I’m still boring. He tried to add humour to it. But he doesn’t know if it reached.
Still, Ilya's breath catches.“Oh.” He says like he’s just been handed something precious. “You’re perfect.”
Or, Shane had been learning Russian the whole time.
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- Part 1 of My Shane Speaks Russian Saga
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- English
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- 11,269
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- 1/1
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24 Feb 2026
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Celerity by The_Readers_Muse
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
20 Jul 2018
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Biology, as he was discovering first hand, was a complicated, messy affair.
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13 Feb 2026
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"The real great perfumers are not perfumers, they are the bees, the winds, the rivers and other things that carry and mix scents in space" ~ Serge Lutens.
The case, this case. This extraordinary, fascinating, scintillating case. A house. Designed entirely by its eccentric owner, built by no less than five hundred expert tradesmen in the heart of Marrakesh. A house that had, seemingly not only driven its owner out, but also to his quite unpleasant death. And a perfumer, a chemist no less, the very thought of the secrets that house could reveal, would reveal was irresistible. Sherlock had to have this case ... and it seems, he also had to have John!
Inspired by John’s silky smooth shaven legs in The Reichenbach Fall, the W Magazine article “Casbah Confidential: Serge Lutens”, June 1, 2010 and of course, the extraordinary Serge Lutens himself.
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- Part 1 of Forethought and Fire
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- English
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- 45,359
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- 68/68
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- 524
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04 Jan 2026
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Six months after Sherlock jumped, he learns that John is dedicating songs to him on a requests-only radio programme. Is John just working through grief? Or is he—communicating?
Fixes the hell out of S3 by pre-empting it altogether. Remember, as TAB told us, John is Pretty Damn Smart.- Language:
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- 6/6
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- 2
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- 813
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- 1,272
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27 Dec 2025
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Sherlock Holmes has a successful YouTube baking channel, but what he really wants is his own bakery.
When an old friend sends him a call for the very first Great British Bake Off, he seizes the opportunity to finally win a sponsor for his bakery.
Here's the plan: Win Bake Off, get the bakery, don't fall in love with the handsome Army doctor at the neighbouring station. Easy.Series
- Part 1 of Bakers with Benefits
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- English
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- 83,130
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- 17/17
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30 Nov 2025
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For the First Time and the Thousandth Time by 221b_careful_what_you_wish_for
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
07 Dec 2018
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Injured in a mysterious shooting, Sherlock is sent to a safe house to recover while Mycroft tracks down his assailant. The house, hidden deep in the countryside, is old and drafty, and -- according to rumors -- haunted by a English solider wounded in World War 1. A series of strange events soon has Sherlock questioning his firm disbelief in the supernatural, past lives, and true love.
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- 11/11
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- 364
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22 Nov 2025
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Sherlock is upset when John signs up for a month-long medical class at the University of Edinburgh Medical School. He comes up with rather...unique ways to convince John to come home. Spoiler alert: they don't exactly work.
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15 Nov 2025
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Particular Accounts, Most Certainly NOT for The Strand! by UnderwhelmingBotanical
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
08 Jul 2022
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It's 19th century London, and newlywed Dr John Watson is puzzled as to why his friend and colleague, Sherlock Holmes, is being somewhat distant.
Much becomes clear, but not without some ridiculousness first!
Written in first person from Dr Watson's perspective, ACD-style! (Well, more like attempts were made...)
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29 Sep 2025
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In which John wants to get back in shape, does so, joins a rugby league and has sex with Sherlock Holmes. In that order.
He was no spring chicken - as it were - and the extra stress of running and jumping and tripping and falling and climbing and leaping and - in one notable instance - swimming to the bank of the Thames was putting his body through the proverbial ringer.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 148
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28 Sep 2025
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What if things had gone differently on that train car?
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 164
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06 Sep 2025
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When John realizes he has feelings for Sherlock and decides he must keep those feelings secret at all costs, the resulting tension might bring Baker Street to the ground.
- Language:
- English
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- 122,257
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- 18/18
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- 3
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- 1,911
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27 Aug 2025
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“I see.” Zuko closes the scroll. “Is the Water Tribe sending a replacement?”
“Uh yeah,” Sokka gestures to himself dramatically. “You’re looking at him.”
- Language:
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- 1/1
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- 798
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17 Aug 2025
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16 Aug 2025
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Five times John and Sherlock kissed because of a case and one time they kissed for real.
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- 7/7
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- 672
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15 Aug 2025
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Q had never pined. He wanted that stated for the record.
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- Part 2 of Time to Live
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11 Aug 2025
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A Hitch in the Holster by APrettySpy (SherlocksSister) for thestalwartheart
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
13 Sep 2022
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A heatwave results in system failures and Q and Bond are thrown together to sort things out. Shoulder holsters, suits and screwdrivers are all untilised to sort a lot of things out.
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11 Aug 2025
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John is fed up with Sherlock's whingeing about the broken air conditioning and proposes a trip to the Lake District. An unfortunate discovery there leads to revelations that blow the lid off of John's suppressed emotions. Sexy times ensue.
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23 Jul 2025
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Ten Rules For Sleeping With You by Erisenyo for Lizardlicks
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
24 May 2022
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[There are rules for sleeping with Zuko.
Sokka realizes that fact before he even starts doing it, back in those late days of the war when Zuko catches sight of the fresh bruise blooming over Sokka’s cheek one morning and teases him about getting distracted sparring with Suki, and Sokka doesn’t know how to say that actually, Zuko fell asleep by the fire last night and the reason Zuko woke up there too is because when Sokka tried to shift him to his bedroll, Zuko kicked him in the face in his sleep.]
Or,
From avoiding bodily injury to getting him to fall asleep in an actual bed, there are rules for sleeping with Zuko. Sokka might just find his way to learning them all.
- Language:
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- 1/1
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- 104
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05 Jul 2025