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Written for the Wee Con Drabble (/ficlet) Writing Workshop.
Prompts: Nigel Badminton, found family
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- Part 6 of short ficlets
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Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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Ed's comfort stuffie gets damaged, and he gets little about it.
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When Stede finally gets to try real (tm) gay sex for the first time he finds out it’s not all he’d imagined it would be. thankfully, emotional support hook-up Edward Teach is there to help him talk it through.
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- Part 4 of Kinky One Offs
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20 Mar 2026
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100% Certified Gay Sex
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Stede takes Louis to a birthday party in a soft play place that is, rather incongruously, adjoined to Blackbeard's Motorbike Repair and Servicing.
In the shared car park, Louis trips and falls, scraping up his hands and knees. Already teetering on the verge of overwhelm after enduring two hours of children's squealing and aggressively cheerful Disney tunes, Stede is just about ready to tear his hair out. But then, along comes a knight in black leather to save the day and — maybe, just maybe — change Stede's entire life.
Bookmarked by FPwoper
13 Mar 2026
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A knight in black leather
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as life gets longer, awful feels softer by tragicallynerdy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Mar 2026
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Ed has TMJ. It complicates things. Sex, alright, sex, it complicates sex, because Ed likes oral sex, he likes it a whole fucking lot, so sue him. But it's fine, whatever, he can just take a break from giving blowjobs and eating people out, he can baby his jaw and he won't be in any pain. Well, he won't be in more pain than his usual chronic pain. Excellent plan, 10/10 no notes.
Until he meets Stede. And then he's in love, and horny about it, and he wants to give Stede blowjobs like all the fucking time.
Well. Shit.
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06 Mar 2026
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as life gets longer, awful feels softer
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Stede Bonnet has gone through his life behaving. He married an omega, had pups, went through med school, worked at a prestigious practice, but as time went on, he became more aware that he didn't fit in that life. When his father passes he decides that it's time to take his life in his own hands and that's how he finds himself at the Queen Anne Clinic. It's how he meets Edward Teach, an alpha with a reputation and charisma. An alpha that begins to make him question things about himself he's never faced, but now...he's left seeking answers.
And Edward Teach? Is happy to give them.
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- Part 7 of Our Flag Means Omegaverse