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“Stop being fucking weird, man. You’re scaring the flowers.” Roy laughs a creepy little chuckle, and Jamie turns to stare at him.
“I’m not being weird, you’re being fucking weird.”
“Roy, man you’re standing here and you’re not talking shit. Something’s gone wrong.”
“Fair enough.” Roy says and then he points to some eucalyptus. “Grab some of that.”
“Ask me nice.”
“Will you please, be so fucking kind. As to put some of that green leafy shit in my hands.” Jamie rolls his eyes but hands him the eucalyptus all the same.
Or, Roy's therapy homework lands him in Jamie's flower shop, of all places.
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12 Feb 2026
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A Place to Put the Truth by Aster_Petrichor, Max_is_unoriginal for Greenmoon830
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
26 Dec 2025
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Written for Greenmoon830 - Ted Lasso Holiday Exchange 2025
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Colin writes in the suggestion box a note about the toxic and homophobic environment in the locker room and Ted decides to do something about it.- Language:
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06 Feb 2026
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After a devastating loss, Roy meets a bright and determined little kid outside of the Etihad Stadium. After finding out the kid's dad left him there, he finds himself looking after him until his mum can come and get him.
15 years later he follows Jamie Tartt through the streets of Manchester to his childhood home and meets his mum for what turns out to be the second time and realises exactly who that kid was.
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it's just not my year, but I'm all good out here by ABubblingCandle
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
16 Jan 2026
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Rebecca needed some air at the gala. She needed to be away from Rupert and his gaggle of cronies.
Jamie needed some air at the gala. He needed to be away from Keeley and Roy.
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Jamie doesn’t realise how much his heart needs a family until a certain Richmond coach calls him son.
5 times Ted called Jamie son and 1 time Jamie called himself a LassoSeries
- Part 1 of Jamie Lasso
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As Head Coach, Roy gains full access to the medical records of his players and learns something he didn't know about Jamie.
In which Jamie returned from his first trip to Amsterdam with a very constant reminder of his first time.
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16 Jan 2026
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At 21, Jamie writes his first book, a romance novel about an up and coming footballer who embodies everything Jamie isn’t: kind, caring, soft. Published under a pseudonym, it unexpectedly takes off, followed by a sequel in the same vein.
But his third book is different. This time, Jamie pours onto the page what he can’t say aloud: his father’s abuse, his sexuality, the suffocating weight of expectation. Only when he begins to find his place back at Richmond does he start to feel hope again, both for his book and his future.
Meanwhile, Roy, thanks to his yoga mums, becomes hooked on a series of novels by an anonymous author. He never expects one of them to put words to feelings he’s buried for years.
Or: An AU where Jamie Tartt is a successful author alongside his football career.
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“Coach,” greeted Jamie fucking Tartt, bobbing his head. “Eh, was wondering-”
“No,” interrupted Roy. “Come on, fucking- let’s go.”
And that was another fucking thing about getting old.
The fucking young people around you stayed so fucking young, with their good knees and their taut, lithe bodies and their fucking flawless faces.
And their big fucking eyes, all hurt when you fucking told them no.
It was the fucking worst, being fucking old and looking at the young.
Not that he looked at anyone else the way he looked at Jamie Tartt.
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Jamie gets a new therapy journal to document and track good habits. Roy subsequently becomes obsessed with Jamie's habit tracker to the detriment of his own health.
Jamie will not let that stand and takes charge. Who knew that letting your boyfriend take control of your personal life would be a weight off your shoulders? Roy certainly didn't
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- Part 16 of Candle's August of Whump 2025
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Jamie doesn’t notice it at first, since he’s occupied with a video game while Roy reads next to him on the sofa, but at some point, he realizes that it’s been quite a while since he’s heard any pages turning.
“Is the book no good?” Jamie asks, pausing his game and turning to look at Roy.
“Oh no, it’s fine,” Roy answers. “Just got caught up thinking about tomorrow, I guess.”
Alright, so Roy is all up in his head about the start of the new season. Jamie can work with that.
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‘What the fuck?’ Roy heard Jamie hiss. ‘What did I do? Is he always like this?’
‘Dunno,’ Isaac said. ‘Never seen anyone ask him before.’
‘What?’ Jamie’s voice went high and incredulous.
‘Well, yeah, I think you might be the first fella round here to ask him,’ Colin said. ‘I didn’t think—um. Well, y’know.’
‘What? Didn’t think—?’ Jamie repeated. The disbelief was thicker now, shocked and sharp and serrated at the edges. ‘Fuckin’ what?’
Roy jerked on his jeans. He wanted up and out of the building as fast as humanly possible.
‘He’s your fucking captain.’ Jamie’s voice was furious. ‘Why the fuck ain’t anyone asked your fucking captain?’
‘Because he’s fuckin’ Roy Kent. Who the fuck has the balls to ask Roy Kent?’
‘Except for apparently you,’ Richard put in wryly, ‘but it seems you are either very stupid or you desire death.’
There was a little burst of tense laughter.
‘What the fuck. Are these twats takin’ the piss?’ Jamie turned on Roy. His voice was hoarse with outrage. ‘None of ’em’s fuckin’ asked you? Ever?’
Nobody was prepared for Jamie Tartt’s arrival at Richmond.
Especially not Roy Kent.
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- Part 1 of perks universe
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Two months later, Jamie is the top sales rep at the company, he's still got absolutely no idea what it is he's selling, and Roy Kent follows him on Twitter.
The Twitter thing takes Jamie on a real emotional rollercoaster ride. First of course he flips out with excitement, then he thinks it's probably a joke account or something, then he sees that it's verified and flips out again, then he crashes down to earth remembering how many celebrities (or celebrity accounts run by assistants or whoever) just follow everyone who mentions their name, and then he sees that Roy has only followed six accounts: the official AFC Richmond account, Nigella Lawson, Cher, Keeley Jones, a woman whose avi looks like she's probably related to Roy... and Jamie. In that order, meaning he followed Jamie first.
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he’s a born-again wild card (he was telling me wild things) by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
07 Dec 2025
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"Oh," Jamie laughs. "Well, it’s November, innit?"
He says that like it’s supposed to explain why he looks completely fucking ridiculous.
Roy blinks at him.
"Mate," Jamie continues, exasperated. "Y’know, the moustache thing? Movember? It’s for, like, mental health."
"Whose fucking mental health?" Roy replies. "Because the thought of watching you try to grow a moustache sounds absolutely fucking terrible for mine."
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or, jamie grows a moustache while roy slowly and steadily loses his mind.
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Shit gets dark after Wembley.
Really dark.
Read those tags, people. PLEASE.
This story will NOT be for everybody.- Language:
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12 Jan 2026
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What if Roy didn't drag Jamie off that bus in Amsterdam?
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- Part 1 of Wrinkles In Time
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12 Jan 2026
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Roy likes Jamie. Jamie likes Roy. Neither of them says it out loud. That’s how the story goes. Roy has made his peace with that.
So, they will sit on Roy’s steps every afternoon, drinking tea and talking about nothing, and when people see them there day after day, they will be right when they say they’re just mates. Roy has let the sun in, and he could never expect it to stay.…Until it does.
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Roy and Jamie spend the off-season in each other’s pockets without ever naming it. Jamie figures it out first. Roy takes a little while longer.Bookmarked by FaeriesAreReal
22 Aug 2025
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Roy attempts a grand romantic gesture, like he's in a stupid fucking film.
Unfortunately for Jamie, his aim is little off-target.
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A team of premier league footballers discover the world of RPF (real people fiction) and decide to read every fic written about them. The weird thing is some of these fics seem really accurate. Too accurate. Is the call coming from inside the house?
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Moe and Isaac have been in a relationship for a while when Moe proposes they engage in a kink of his for the first time. Isaac Mcadoo tries to sexualise his boyfriends transition.