FoolishIdiot
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Alastor needs there to be no doubt in Lucifer's mind that the sinner loves him with everything that his dead heart is capable of. Maybe if he opened himself up enough for those emotions to be shamelessly expressed, his little angel will finally get it.
His efforts, while bittersweet, are not completely in vain
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Back At The Beginning (With You) by FoolishIdiot for itsthebeanie
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Jan 2025
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How long had he been out of love with Lilith? How long had he been unknowingly clinging so tightly to something that made him feel so empty inside?
He knew he had a resistance to change but he’d let it make him stand still for so long that he missed his daughter growing up and his marriage dying out.
Was he really willing to miss out on the new warmth that bloomed in him now? That he’d not felt since Eden, if ever?
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They also traded barbs, competed to be a better father to Charlie, and— the worst of all— constantly made puns or horrible dad jokes at each other's expense. The Cursed Wall ™ might have finally been given a break from explosives, but it was replaced by two powerful beings constantly arguing.
All and all, though, nothing too new or exciting.
That would include Lucifer pulling Alastor closer to him in an empty hallway on the way up to their rooms, long after everyone had gone off to bed. This might appear new to others, exciting even as no one knew about it, but to Lucifer it was month two of exploring this tension between himself and the radio demon.
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The Radio Demon really knew how to get under Lucifer's skin in a way like no one had ever truly been able to. Alastor almost pulled out the Devil in him, the one everyone truly thought him to be. What with how often he thought about murdering the guy.
Turns out, ‘annoying’ might not be the only frustration Lucifer feels about him…
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OR: the day Lucifer accepts he wants Alastor to fuck him and jerks off about it
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No Amount of Love Will Keep It Around (If We Don’t Choose It) by FoolishIdiot
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Aug 2024
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“Have you… asked him?” She eventually pushed. “Alastor is rather reasonable, I’m sure he’d at least tell you what has upset him?”
A laugh had to be swallowed at that, because no, Alastor wouldn’t and Lucifer knew that. He’d hint at it, passive aggressively dance around him with snide remarks until Lucifer figured it out himself. Draw out the suffering for as long as possible for his own amusement. And that wasn’t even Lucifer being mean or bitter, that was just truly how the demon was.
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Part Three of RadioApple Week 2024
Prompt: Deal / BloodSeries
- Part 3 of The Drug In Me Is You
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A Hallmark Christmas by LGWonder for seltzer (worthremembering)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jan 2026
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Lucifer was looking for a change. One that slowed everything down and gave him peace in his new found loneliness after his divorce. His daughter wanted nothing to do with him, blaming him for the divorce. All his friends couldn’t understand why he needed to leave and move across the country.
Alastor moved back from New York to run his Maman’s restaurant. He thought it was what he wanted, but he couldn’t find happiness in the mundane. He would never admit to feeling like an outlier in his own home town, but after being gone for so long and all his childhood friends have moved on. What was left for him here that he couldn’t find in New York either?
Enter a few days before Christmas. A depressed man meets a lonely one. Instead of camaraderie, they find an enemy.
But the town doesn’t quite agree. Could these two find solace in each other or are the doomed to be childish rivals for the rest of their miserable lives.
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With communications opened between Heaven and the Hazbin Hotel over the potential of redeeming Sinners, it wasn't a particular surprise that Heaven allowed an envoy to visit and see if they couldn't iron out some details.
Unfortunately, it also has the unintended side effect of dragging up memories and thoughts Lucifer would really rather not face again.
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- Part 29 of Kit's Whumptober 2025
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When Lucifer withdraws from everyone at the hotel, Alastor reluctantly agrees to check on him. What starts as obligation becomes something far more complicated: as the Radio Demon discovers that caring for something is far more terrifying than any deal he's made.
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- Part 1 of Static & Starlight
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Lucifer knew what happened. He knew it the second he laid eyes on Alastor while stuck in that godawful fish-bowl trap that Vox had concocted.
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Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.
He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.
Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.
He just hoped she forgave him for it.
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Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.
He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.
Completed: 11/11/25