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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    25 Aug 2025

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    There is no such person as Todoroki Shouto; instead, Natsuo has an extremely peculiar quirk.

    It’s kind of a problem for everyone.

     

    This fic now has a REWRITE!

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    14 Aug 2025

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    maybe the best bnha fic i've read. certainly the funniest. to reread once i've forgotten enough about it

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    After years of suffering abuse, torment and fear, Rei Todoroki has had enough. So she packs her bags and flees, taking her four children and vanishing into obscurity.

    Mostly.

    Ten years later, a white-haired vigilante with a frightening ice quirk and an anti-abuse agenda sits at the top of the police's radar, attracting both praise and criticism everywhere she goes.

    But some things are meant to be. And people like the Todoroki family were never meant to stay hidden.

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    13 Aug 2025

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    Dabi joins forces with the quirkless villain Deku to take down Endeavor. If what was supposed to be a simple stuff-Endeavor-in-a-fridge-and-run turns into a Shouto rescue mission involving the Todoroki siblings, pissed-off U.A. teachers and students, and the League of Villains, well, that's nobody's business.
    Main Cast:
    -Shouto "I Lied, I'm Dying Inside" Todoroki
    -Izuku "I Bomb Bridges <3" Midoriya
    -Katsuki "how the FUCK did I become the Mom friend" Bakugou
    Supporting Cast:
    -Fuyumi & Natsuo Todoroki: the former of which keeps the fridge stocked with organic yoghurt-covered blueberries, the latter of which may or may not be an anarchist
    -Dabi: a closeted Swiftie who never learned how to dress himself
    -Hawks: on a mission (as fruitless as it is perpetual) to impress and befriend Shouto
    -Dadzawa: Dadzawa.
    -Class 1A: dear God.
    Non-Supporting Cast:
    -Endeavor's deodorant. It tries so hard, bless its heart. A for effort.
    WARNING: This fic can get heavy at times. I do my best not to unnecessarily trigger (while staying authentic), but if you're in a REALLY dark place rn, save this one for later!

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    04 Aug 2025

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    The sky was still the same bloody red, staining the water an unnatural, sickly purple. No birds flew above, no fish were swept up in boat currents, and if Hajime squinted enough, he could still see wisps of smoke curling up from the mainland. But as unnerving as the sight remained, he almost didn’t mind it, because he knew now that it was temporary. They did it. They won.
    Right?
    But Hajime knew that despite everything, people would hate or worship them for the despair that they were, and people would hate or worship them for the hope they wanted so desperately to be.
    And on the island, where they tried to thrive, he knew that moving on from the resentment of the Jabberwock killing game wouldn't come easy. Far from it.
    He knew.

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    03 Aug 2025