GhostCwtch
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[Podfic] Didn't Expect Love (Or, How To Accidentally Seduce Your Asset in Five Easy Steps) by GhostCwtch for EsoxWrites
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
29 Sep 2025
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So, in hindsight, things probably looked bad.
Phil wanted to state for the record that he hadn’t planned any of it. So, really, he couldn’t be blamed for what happened. It was all… accidental.
(Well, mostly accidental, because Phil wasn’t above taking tactical advantage of a situation and he’d been in love with Clint Barton for a long time.)
Okay… maybe he should start at the beginning.(Or, how Phil seduced his asset in five easy steps without even trying.)
Podfic of Didn't Expect Love (Or, How To Accidentally Seduce Your Asset in Five Easy Steps) by orderlychaos.
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Sacrifice [Podfic] by GhostCwtch, ironsides
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
04 Jan 2025
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Al worries that his brother's guilt is going to get him killed before they can complete their journey.
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Gummy Cooks Ramen: A Dramatic Reading by Aliteralgarbageheap, GhostCwtch, horchatapods, JocundaSykesEncore, ShakespeareStoleMyURL, SweetPollyOliver, wilfriede0815
Fandoms: No Fandom
08 Jan 2024
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A dramatic reading of the discord / tumblr meme / youtube video of an attempt to make ramen gone very poorly.
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Old Words, New Mission by GhostCwtch, poppetawoppet
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
25 Aug 2023
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In which 'Til the end of the line' resets all the other code words.
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Revenge Is A Powerful Spell by flipflop_diva, GhostCwtch
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
09 Aug 2023
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The beeping of the machines sounded like a countdown, but a countdown to what? The end of the world — again? A happily ever after?
The tension in the room was palpable, like any sudden movement could either shatter it forever or send the world spinning out of control. And no one wanted to be the reason for that. So none of them moved. Nor spoke. Nor did anything but stare — at the floor, at the machines, at Tara.
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An AU starting from Season 6, Episode 19, "Seeing Red." The canon that should have been.
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[Podfic] sanguine by Djapchan, Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish), GhostCwtch, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), LeonardDaQuirm, lysandyra (pxssnelke), mistbornhero, mistingsidekick, Nymphie_Wolf, Ravin, Ravin_Pods (Ravin), roseszain, roseszain multivoices (roseszain), voiced by (kbirb), with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (zipcodecrone), with_Djapchan (Djapchan), zipcodecrone
Fandom Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
03 Aug 2022
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Narrative Telephone - Voiceteam! by AirgiodSLV, blackglass, CrimsonMoonn, Djapchan, Ellejabell, Ellejabell_Pods (Ellejabell), esbielle was also here (esbielle), GhostCwtch, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GwenChan Pods (ananxiousflame), horchatapods, HowOldAreWe, kingtysonsworld (legonerd), kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), LittleRedRobinHood, lysandyra (pxssnelke), Mousek, multivoice by (elrohir), pezzax_multivoice, podfic by (elrohir), poemreads, pxssnelke, read by (bluedreaming), read by (horchatapods), schittpodding (schittposting), schittposting, secretsofluftnarp, siriliyi, sisi_rambles, sunlightsymphony, theArcherPods (TheArcher), Tipsy_Kitty, UnholyCrowley, wingedwords (gunpowderandlove), with (jacks_long_coat), with (legonerd), with (Tipsy_Kitty), with_Djapchan (Djapchan), youhaveahomeinmyheart
Fandom Critical Role (Web Series), Our Flag Means Death (TV), Princess Floralinda and the Forty-Flight Tower - Tamsyn Muir
08 Jan 2024
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Two games of Narrative Telephone played for the Playtime challenge during Week 3 of Voiceteam 2021 and then two more played during Week 1 of Voiceteam 2022. Inspired by the version played by the Critical Role cast in 2020 (found here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1tiwbzkOjQyezFDKCb20491HLfaRMSDX
How it's played - the first person in each chain wrote and recorded a story. They passed that recording on the next person, who listened to it one time without taking notes, and then retold it to the best of their ability. They passed their audio on and this continued the same way for 5 or 6 or 7 more iterations.
Recommended listening order for each chain is the first step, to you see where we started, the last step, to see where we ended up and just how much it changed, and the from the first to the last in order, to see how we got there.
Please let us know your reactions in the comments!
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Curb the Scurvy Broken Telephone by Amanita_Fierce, coffee_mage, Djapchan, GhostCwtch, HowOldAreWe, jacks_long_coat, klainelynch, pandamug, Tipsy_Kitty
Fandom Leverage, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Ultimate Universe, Marvel Ultimates, Our Flag Means Death (TV), Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Stellar Firma (Podcast)
19 May 2022
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Curb the Scurvy's game of Broken Telephone for Voiceteam 2022: Each person was only told what the fic right before theirs would be, and picked something that was related in some way.
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Apogee by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.
Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.
or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.
A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀
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Bookmarked by GhostCwtch
07 May 2026
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good on my own accord by impetuous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 May 2026
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No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.
Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.
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- Part 1 of #42 Shane Hollander
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- English
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Bookmarked by GhostCwtch
02 May 2026
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Rose volunteers for a nonprofit that rescues sex-trafficked omegas, and Shane thinks it's a great cause. He even attends their fundraising galas.
Then, one night, Rose calls to ask for a favor: She wants Shane to let a recently-rescued male omega live with him. In his apartment.
His name is Ilya, Rose explains, and the thing is, despite omega hormone levels, he acts and smells just like an alpha. He can't keep staying in an omega group home because he's scaring the other omegas and endangering the staff.
But he could live with Shane, Rose insists. "You're a big strong alpha hockey player, so he can't intimidate you physically. But also he needs to feel safe, which he can with you, because you're not like other alphas." She pauses. "You know?"
By which she means Shane has never had a full rut, his scent glands barely work, he can't form a knot, and he has no interest in sticking his dick in anyone. Which, whatever. It's fine.
But if being a failure as an alpha means he can help this omega, Ilya, who's apparently as much of a biological anomaly as Shane is…
Shane says yes.
And maybe it's a stupid decision. But he knows that it's also the right one.
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Bookmarked by GhostCwtch
01 May 2026
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A regular day in the life for Squad Leader Hollander quickly turns into a mad dash across the quadrant, leaving behind the life he always thought he wanted to save the one that really matters.
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29 Apr 2026
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a year safe in your heart by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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“And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”
Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”
“It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”
“Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”
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The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.
Series
- Part 1 of anonymous cottage collection