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    This is a story that takes place years in the lake territories many years after the current series, using entirely my own original fan characters. The Clans are still mostly similar in structure to the books, but I make an effort to write about more LGBT characters, polyamory, disabled characters, and wholesome friendships. They are listed in roughly recommended reading order, but all stories are written to work as standalones unless otherwise specified.

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    A modern take using original characters in Lyra's world from the His Dark Materials series. Explores themes relating to identity, mental health, and how the heck do you get from place to place when your daemon is a settled draft horse and can't fit in the backseat of a car, anyways?

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    "Who am I supposed to go to Samurai World with? I don’t want to go alone like a loser!”

    Nick taps his chin. “You could try asking Edgeworth. He’s probably not a theme park guy, but he likes the Steel Samurai. There’s a pretty nice figure by the windowsill in his office.”

    Maya’s face screws up. “I can’t ask Edgeworth to go to a theme park! We’re not nearly close enough for that. It’d be so awkward.”

    “You’ve got a few months.” Nick takes a swig of his coffee. “You could try getting closer to him.”

    “You want me to befriend the world’s most unapproachable man."

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    There's a Steel Samurai theme park opening and Maya's buddy of choice is unavailable for opening day. Phoenix might know a fellow super-fan she could convince to attend in his place.

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    07 May 2026

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    Hurrying to catch up with her, Apollo intones, "Trucy," voice firm and almost brotherly—which is a strange thing to think about a person she's only known for about a day, probably, but Trucy is proudly and irrevocably strange. "Does your, uh… Would Mr. Wright not care?"

    Air rushes out through the open door like a vacuum, blowing Trucy's cape at her back. She tilts her head, studying Apollo's grouchy and almost concerned expression, sweaty bangs hanging down over his big ol' forehead and into his sad brown baby cow eyes, and thinks, huh, what a strange thing to ask.

    At the intersection of multiple thefts, a murder, and her Daddy's penchant for trouble, Trucy Wright gains a brother.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    She's always thought it might be nice to have an older brother; someone to go on adventures with, someone to take her for ice cream and help with her magic, someone who stays, even when her Daddy goes away and leaves her behind. In an ideal world, Trucy won't have to wait for someone to get murdered for Apollo to stick by her, which means she'll have to start thinking of new ways of keeping him around. For now, she'll take it upon herself to make sure he doesn't forget to stop and smell the roses—like a good sister should.

    Gramarye siblings you make me feel insane

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    Edgeworth gets drugged with truth serum. And then tries to cure it with a metric ton of aphrodisiacs.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    "So he's alive," says Phoenix to himself. "Great. Now we know."
    Phoenix turns to leave.
    "-is he okay in there?" says Phoenix. "No, no. Let the police do their job."
    Phoenix turns to leave.
    "Edgeworth!" Phoenix calls through the door. "Hey! Are you listening?! - I'm going to leave you here!"
    Phoenix turns to leave.
    "Edgeworth are you dead," Phoenix says, pressing his face against the window. Edgeworth just lies face down, looking vaguely dead. "Edgeworth. Hey, Edgeworth. This isn't funny. Look up. Pick your head up. Look at me. Or I really will just leave you here!"
    Phoenix turns to leave.
    "Edgeworth, you're going to make me commit a national security breach," says Phoenix. "Which I won't do! Because that would be illegal! And I am a normal, law-abiding citizen, so I'm going to do the normal, law-abiding thing and walk away now!"
    Phoenix turns to leave.
    "God dammit," Phoenix says, and starts punching four digit codes into the door at random.

    Fellas is it gay to have sex with your situationship because he's currently out of his mind on approximately 1 (one) metric fuckton of aphrodisiacs even though he just admitted he didn't regret faking his own death and fucking off to europe ‼️

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    With von Karma, there’s instead some sort of agonizing pseudoproximity. They’re peers, almost. Or at least they could have been in a world where she wasn’t better than Ema in every conceivable way. Franziska von Karma, a woman who was further along in her career at age 13 than Ema is now. The kind of woman you can look at and know: this is someone who’s never had to try and figure out when her last shower was by gauging her armpit hair growth.

    The murder of an elderly record label executive finds Ema and Klavier assisting Franziska von Karma in an ongoing Interpol investigation. One relationship between detective and prosecutor starts to sprout as the other begins to buckle.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Thank you to Video Killed The Radio Star by hit rock band The Buggles for making this story possible

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    The strands give way easily under the sharp blades of the scissors, hair falling back against her forehead as it separates from the small piece Susato now holds in her hand.

    Looking at her reflection, she marvels at how the missing chunk of her bangs makes everything asymmetrical.

    It’s jarring, even improper. It’s undeniably fascinating.

    Susato makes an impulsive decision. It turns out alright, in the end.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    The person she sees is not quite the graceful young lady Susato Mikotoba, but not exactly the brash student boy Ryuutarou Naruhodou, either. This is someone new.
    Running a hand over the even, short hair feels exciting and terrifying and so right. A grin breaks onto her face, and she can’t stop combing her fingers through her hair, again and again.

    I love when Susato has Gender Thoughts (tm) she is everything to meeeeee