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“C’mon.” Tori nudges him with an elbow. “C’mon. He’s cute. You can admit that one thing but you can’t admit this?”
Gritting his teeth, Ice thinks very carefully about his next words. “He’s…” he trails off. “Some would say that…Mitchell is not. Unpleasant. To look at.”
(Alternatively: the one where Ice and Mav learn to park bad, eat good, and love even better.)
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19 Feb 2026
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“Everyone’s from somewhere,” Ciri says. “I’m from Cintra, even though no one can know it, and Geralt’s from Rivia, and Yennefer’s from Vengerberg. So where are you from?”
“Nowhere,” Jaskier says, and his tone has just enough of a snap to it, an edge she’s not heard before, that she decides to leave it be.
It turns out that where Jaskier’s from, they’re not that happy to see him. Until they realise he could be worth something...
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15 Feb 2026
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Judges by a_good_soldier
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Ilya tries to breathe. Shane is the one who panics. In fact, Ilya has been so calm over the past hour. So, so calm. Soooooooo so so so amazingly calm that maybe Shane will reward him with a very nice blowjob later. Ilya has been calm because Shane needs a rock to lean on, but Shane is gone and now Ilya is panicking. This is his only chance to rectify the first, shirtless impression he made on Shane’s father.
“Do you still read New Yorker?”
OR: Ilya, on the confluence of Shane with David, Yuna, and Svetlana.
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14 Jan 2026
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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14 Jan 2026
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betwixt the devil and the deep sea by notbecauseofvictories
Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
07 Feb 2016
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His name was not always Jack Sparrow.
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30 Oct 2025
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Though, really, what’s he supposed to say? “Darlings, when I was born Henry the Sixth was the King of England and dying like a normal human keeps slipping my mind?”
(or, napoleon solo can't die. this tends to complicate relationships.)
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30 Oct 2025
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The grey light of Spain carries their history with it, and it's gleaming through the cracks. // Two long cons, in thirteen conversations.
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30 Oct 2025
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No Reservations: Narnia by Edonohana for innocentsmith
Fandoms: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations RPF, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
03 Dec 2010
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I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table.
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30 Oct 2025
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From the original fic this comic is an adaptation of:
“What day is it?” Derek demanded.“What?”
“The day! What day is today?!” Derek let Stiles go, but only so he could reach into his pocket and pull out his phone. He tapped at the home screen, and then went so perfectly still that Stiles was pretty sure this guy wasn’t human. No human could stand that still.
When it was clear Derek wasn’t going to move again without some prompting, Stiles said, “It’s Wednesday.”
“That’s impossible,” Derek whispered.
“Not really, it comes around every seven days.”
“This is impossible,” Derek said again, looking around himself, as if he was searching for something.
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05 Sep 2025
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Apelsin by originalblue for boatofcharms
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types, The Maze Runner (Movies)
01 Dec 2015
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Six months in Paradise, and Thomas still doesn't know how this whole thing works.
He's got a job to do and a warm place to sleep and everybody's sort of safe, but he's too used to running. And now he's got nightmares and twitches and now there's shucking Gally, and sometimes he wishes he were still in the Glade, because at least there he knew the rules.Bookmarked by GrumpyJesterrr
17 Aug 2025
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Conflicts of Interest by crestfaller
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types, The Maze Runner (Movies)
11 Oct 2022
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Thomas would be damned if he gave a prosecutor the satisfaction of trying him, a defense attorney, for murder. But with the arguments ADA Gally was making, Thomas had to admit he was tempted to risk the thirty-plus years in prison just to shut the prosecutor up with his own necktie.
It'd sure be satisfying. As it was, Thomas would have to settle for kicking Gally's ass in the next hearing, or at the very least, making Gally sweat.
___Thomas is a defense attorney working at the public defender's office. Gally is a prosecutor working for the district attorney. They're often against each other in the courtroom and at each other's throats, but in the spirit of "leaving work at work", they find new ways to come together.
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- Part 1 of Conflicts of Interest Verse
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16 Aug 2025
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It should have been a no-brainer, really. Ghost should have balked at the thought of spending time in close proximity to any of his colleagues, let alone the one man that he actually had the potential to disappoint. That was his rule — distance meant safety.
It should have been an easy answer.
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When the news of three weeks’ forced leave reaches Ghost, he’s resigned himself to loneliness in an empty base. That is, until a certain Sergeant offers him an invitation he just can’t seem to refuse.
Or: the sheep farming fic nobody asked for
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13 Aug 2025
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A flick to the scar. A kiss. Ghost’s hand brushes up, skating close enough to his nipple to be teasing, and then to his shoulder, the bulk of his arm. Beneath Ghost’s hand the next scar feels hot with infection, sore from torn muscles forced to keep going. “This one?” He always asks expectantly, calmly.
“Ghost.” Soap rolls his eyes beneath the blindfold. “You know.”
“This one?” Ghost repeats firmly.
Soap sighs. Every time. “Gunshot. Mexico.”
OR: Soap and Ghost catalogue each other's scars in bed.
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11 Aug 2025
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He wades in it now, eyes still open, fixed on the speckled ceiling, begging himself not to crave bomb blasts and artillery fire in his childhood bedroom. Although…there might be something beautiful about it all, Johnny supposes, those noises in the thick. The gasps in between discharge that say: I’m here, I’m a part of this song too.
After a near-fatal injury, John MacTavish finds himself back in his hometown in Scotland. Fresh off an untimely discharge, he's forced to cope with disability, his dysfunctional family, and the lingering knowledge that there are some things he's just not ready to leave behind...
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- Part 1 of silver and gold
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03 Aug 2025
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A soapghost vaguely turn-of-the-century AU, posted here for easier reading as requested
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02 Aug 2025
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He holds out his hand. “Jake.”
Bradshaw looks at him like he’s the dumbest man alive, his gaze sharpening with condescension. “You’re my engineer, I know who you are.”
“So sue me for being polite.”
His jaw works, but after an interminable second he steps forward and takes Jake’s hand. “Bradley.”
Jake hangs onto the handshake for an extra second and smirks. “Such an honor to meet you in person. The king of IndyCar, finally gracing us with his presence here in F1. Can’t believe it.”
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- Part 1 of Before They Turn the Lights Out
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22 Jul 2025
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Batstream by RandomReader13 for Ginevra_Benci, MousesizeDragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2022
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“I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
AKA
Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect.Series
- Part 1 of Bat Socials
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17 Jul 2025
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carry that weight by fourteentrout
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
27 Feb 2025
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“I often feel too big for my body,” he whispered against her neck, so quiet that she wouldn’t have understood him if she were still human. “For this world. There's…there's too much of me.”
The stillness of the world around them kept Nesta's breath trapped in her chest. I know what you mean, she didn’t say.
“Then turn into something smaller.” Nesta replied instead, her voice not quite as dry as she usually kept it.
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For SJM Pride Week Day 4: Gender!
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06 Jul 2025
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A Blood That Burns by fourteentrout
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
09 Sep 2024
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Eris cuts his hair and talks to his mom. Both are harder to reckon with than he'd expected.
For Eris Week 2024 Day 2: Childhood/Legacy
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01 Jul 2025
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You Ain't Nothing But A— by fourteentrout
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
11 Sep 2024
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5 times Eris treated Azriel like one of his smokehounds +1 time Azriel got what it meant.
For Eris Week 2024 Day 4: Hounds
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01 Jul 2025