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    It was a wonder that Superman managed to keep up appearances so seamlessly, he didn’t appear phased at all. Was he really that unflappable, or was he perhaps disappointed?

    ….wait a second.

    “Fuck.” Bruce groaned, burying his face in his hands in shame as he realized he hadn’t said a word during their whole interaction. Which meant… which meant that Superman had no reaction because he didn’t know. Not ten minutes into knowing his soulmate and Bruce had already screwed the whole thing up.

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    Alternate summary: Superman says Batman's soulmate words, Bruce says Clark's words, and it takes a while for these gay idiots to figure out they're in love with each other.

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    The staff meeting after Cat had broken her foot had involved a lot of reassigning, since she couldn’t exactly do the usual society beat with her foot in a boot. So much that Clark hadn’t really thought twice when Perry had said “and Kent, you’ll take the new Wayne foundation piece,” because sure, he liked working the philanthropy stories occasionally. It wasn’t until they’d gotten back to their desks that Lois had burst into a fit of snickering and said “oh, I would pay money to see how you’re going to handle Bruce Wayne for two weeks,” and Clark had realized how majorly screwed he was.

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    On a two-week assignment, Clark does his best to figure out Bruce Wayne. Bruce does his best to make sure he can't. Unfortunately, they're just too good at working together, even when they don't know it.

    For Superbat Week 2024, day 1: identity shenanigans.

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    24 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Bruce is not sure why he actually thought Jon Kent would be a good influence for Damian...

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    22 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    There are several side effects to being Batman's eldest kid. Not the least of which is being on the receiving end of freaked out phone calls... And this one is from Clark. Aka, Superman, Bruce's sort-of-crush/BFF/guy Bruce has the most kill codes for.

    Who said life can get boring around here?

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    22 Mar 2026

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    They are used to facing threats of all kinds - much too often, with the world itself at stake.

    This time, technically, the stakes are lower. One life. And much higher. Bruce is not sure they can win this battle...but the alternative is unthinkable.

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    22 Mar 2026