HomesickStreetlamp



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    Everybody feels real good in Cool City! It's a place where the parties never stop and there's always trouble to get into-- Enforcers hate getting transferred there.

    Now with Bonus Features!

    Introducing a Thrilling New Sequel!

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    As the Autobot-Decepticon war chokes Cybertron, she gives life to a final generation of Transformers who are then launched into deep space in the hopes that her creations may live in peace... That peace lands on Earth.

    Peace does not last very long.

    Now, these fresh-faced, peace-loving Cybertronians must find their places in the civil war that crash landed in their backyard against all odds.

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Everyone is talking about you.” A statement, said exactly like the perusal of a Praxian enforcer.

    Which, Jazz supposes, is exactly what it is. “So? Nothin’ different. Y'know a mech likes to cause a buzz every now an’ then.”

    “They are talking about how Jazz got kicked out of a band.”

    In which Jazz loves, and the universe commends him for it.

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    19 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yeowch!

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    If one were to be delicate, one would say that Jazz and Prowl are incompatible.

    The blunt truth?

    'You just lie there with this blank expression on your face,' he'd been told by his last partner. Signal had stayed longer then most, willing to try since Prowl was so obviously doing his best, interfacing to please his partner and give him what Prowl himself disliked. In the end, though, it hadn't worked. 'You don't like me touching you, you don't like the mess, you don't even like the overload, and half the time I swear you're running economic simulations in your CPU you look that bored. I don't want that. I don't want you miserable, and I don't want me miserable, either.'

    So why can't Prowl stop wishing?

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    11 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Making sure there's no evidence of the night before is always a good practice. Especially before a meeting with all your coworkers. Prowl learns this the hard way. Thanks Ironhide.

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    29 Aug 2025

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    Jazz turned in his seat, cube at his lips, just in time to spot the white pursuit vehicle steaming and panting in the doorway. “Jazz of Staniz,” the enforcer shouted, “surrender the matrix and come quietly!”

    Jazz knocked back his drink. “Well!” he said to the open-mouthed bartender, “time to split!”

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    20 Aug 2025

  5. Rec 8

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    In order to avoid human suspicion, while on a mission, Jazz and Prowl spend a night in the nice, cozy parking lot of The Stardust Motel.

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    11 Aug 2025