Hurt_Frog
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Don't Talk To Strangers! by Hurt_Frog
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990s Movies)
14 Apr 2026
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After being called a tourist and promptly getting mugged, Anthe decides she’s done being phased by anything this city throws at her.
Not the noise. Not the people. Not even the group of large green guys she keeps seeing slip in and out on the fire escape of the building next door.
It’s fine...New York is just weird like that!- Language:
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Same Man I Was Before by Hurt_Frog
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Mar 2026
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Wade is freaking out, letting muscle memory do all the work. His left side is shot, he can feel the thick sticky blood soaking into his suit. He looks around for Peter, but all he can make out are more men pouring out of God-knows-where, guns raised.
And Peter isn’t there.
Wade’s running out of rubber bullets.
And he’s scared.
Wade is scared.
He’s going to die here, and Peter is going to find him dead, and he’s going to be so sad, so upset, and Wade can’t let that happen. He can’t let Peter be sad because of him. He can’t imagine Peter going through that again and then he sees him. -
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"How could I refuse Superman?" What a cruel joke.
I really love them 💕...that's why I make them suffer lol
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Just forget it and lie here with me. by Hurt_Frog
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Dec 2025
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The silence is deafening, but it’s nothing Peter and Wade haven’t weathered before. Peter isn’t mad...Not really...He’s just… disappointed, or something.
(My first real spideypool fanfic! Im excited to share my take on their dynamic!)
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Dennis just wants to put a cranky overtired Robby to bed.
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05 May 2026
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“I swear I’ve mentioned Alex before,” Mel murmurs, frowning down at her phone, still not clocking how she’s short-circuited Frank’s brain. It's a blue screen of death up there. Hi, you’ve reached Dr. Frank Langdon. I’m not available to talk right now, but leave a message, and I might get back to you. Beeeeeep.
The picture continues to shine cheerily up at them, silently mocking Frank. He forces himself to look away and swallows with difficulty. “I think I'd remember if you'd told me about your ‘best friend’ who you ‘used to be in love with.’”
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- Part 1 of so panic
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For someone fluent in eight languages, Sean is terrible with words.
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22 Apr 2026
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The Value of a Moment by A_Fools_Errand
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, Arrival (2016)
11 Nov 2022
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When Lance’s previously obsolete skills in language suddenly become very useful, he finds himself wondering why aliens can’t account for the fact that humans, particularly him, need sleep and would prefer linear timelines.
(Or: an Arrival AU because I love that movie)
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22 Apr 2026
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"Most times when somebody sees their husband in a fucking thong shop they assume he’s cheating on them.”
Castiel blinks. “But… You’re not cheating on me…”
“I know I’m not cheating on you.”
“Which is why I assumed you were buying clothes for Eileen.”
Dean swears under his breath and pinches the bridge of his nose. “Look- Let’s just- Let’s forget this even happened, okay?” Even though it’s phrased as a question, Castiel understands it as closer to the command that it actually is.
But Castiel doesn’t want to forget this happened. Something is awkward and lingering in the air between them, in the way that Dean shifts from foot to foot and won’t meet Castiel’s eyes. And if Dean wasn’t shopping for Eileen, and he wasn’t shopping for another woman… The options for who was being shopped for are dwindling by the second.
Dean’s face is still pink. Castiel’s heart squeezes tight and forces itself up into his sternum.
“You were… shopping for yourself,” he says lowly.
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- Part 3 of you see me in the lovely garden tending
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10 Apr 2026