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    Celine knows something is wrong before she gets the phone call. The Honmoon is disturbed. Weeping sad tearful notes and rippling in a way that leaves her heart aching and anxiety settling deep in her gut. Something is so wrong and even without the Honmoon she knows it's Rumi.

    Then her phone rings and she's calm and she's cool and she's collected. Celine throws her phone into the wall when she hangs up and screams out a sound that has the Honmoon curling around her in a vain effort to comfort her.

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    Zoey thinks, lying back against the paper covering of the cold examination table, while trying to ignore the sensation of inorganic equipment being lodged in places they had no god-given right to be, that this is, inarguably, the least sexy way to get knocked up.

    Zoey isn’t really sure how she ended up here, in all honesty.

    Well, she is. She can recount the steps chronologically. How Mira and Rumi had looked so god-damned defeated. How her big, stupid mouth had opened and volunteered, initially, and then had said yes to all of their concerned interrogations as to whether or not she was sure, like, really sure, one hundred per cent sure?

    And now she’s said yes so many times and so adamantly that it isn’t as though she can suddenly back track and say, surprise! I am actually no longer willing to carry the baby you have been so desperately trying for because I think it would be a really super-duper bad idea! Sorry for getting your hopes up!

     

    Zoey agrees to be a surrogate for a married Rumira. Things get messy because she's already in love with them, has known this for years, but she might be falling in love with the baby, too

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    02 May 2026

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    Wordlessly, the woman handed Rumi a glass of water and she gratefully took a sip before the water was snatched away and set down on a little side table next to a couch and a couple of chairs. Then she was pushed towards a chair, "Sit for me, pretty girl."

    A thousand articles had been written about Rumi's looks. About how beautiful she was, how hot she was, about the looks she'd inherited from her mother.

    And it was a 'pretty girl' from this woman that lodged itself in her chest and refused to leave.

     

    Or, Rumi gets addicted to both the pretty stripper and the girl who works the front.

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    01 May 2026

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    The vast majority of human predators are terrestrial, meaning humanity never evolved the instinct to look up when searching for threats.

    Gwi-Ma knows this and as such gave a gift to his most clever followers.

    Powerful enough demons can grow wings; massive, leathery constructs which allow them to drop out of the sky and carry away their prey.

    Rumi's back split open when she was 14.

    Or. When a part of her demonic heritage becomes impossible to hide, Rumi takes drastic measures

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    01 May 2026

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    Zoey receives a box of fidget toys from her dad.

    One of them has an unexpected effect on Rumi.

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    Rumi gets clicker trained and becomes Mira and Zoey's pet dog. Hijinks Sexytimes ensue.

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    27 Apr 2026

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