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    Now, Wei Wuxian will never admit to this, but Old Man Lan tends to be right one way or another whenever he points out Wei Wuxian’s mistakes. Terrifyingly accurate.

    So when he claims Wei Wuxian’s regular wet dreams and morning woods have managed to spawn a baby from the stars above — based on the many cautionary tales he’s somehow perused before — Lan Qiren is, unfortunately, correct.

    “Congratulations, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji! Here goes your baby! Fresh out of the oven. Please water and feed regularly. Do not forget to pray. Best wishes! :)”

    Wei Wuxian goes still.

     

    or: A baby arrives in a basket in the middle of Wei Wuxian's dorm room in the middle of the night, addressed to one Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji and they...try and live with it.

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    Nie Huaisang tries to help his childhood friend Jin Zixuan find love with Jiang Yanli and falls in love in the process.

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    The night after his disastrous confession, Nie Huaisang found Jin Zixuan in a heap of gold-brocaded silk on his bedroom carpet, one wide sleeve thrown over his face.  He closed the door gently and stopped to admire the contrast between the seafoam green silk rug and the spill of bright gold from Jin Zixuan’s robes, his blue-black hair and the slightest hit of pink visible behind his sleeve.  Even in utter defeat and humiliation, Jin Zixuan was a picture.

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    11 Sep 2025

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    "There was only one person whose opinion mattered to Jack. And trust me, you don’t want to be that person.”
    Clarice frowned in confusion. “You mean that trainee… Miriam Lass?”
    “Nah, I mean Will Graham.”
    A loud bang filled the usually quiet morgue as Jimmy Price dropped the bag he had been holding a moment before.
    “What are you doing? You shouldn’t talk about him!”
    “Why not?”
    Zeller looked at him expectantly, challengingly, and Jimmy huffed in response.
    “You damn well know why. It’s like with Voldemort. You can say it, but you shouldn’t, because it freaks people out.”

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    Clarice Starling meets the Murder Husbands and discovers things about human nature that no university class or FBI training could ever prepare her for.
    [Post-Canon/Post-Fall]

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    If Will had known throwing them off a cliff was only going to get him right back to where he started, he might've taken an extra minute or two to evaluate his options. Now stuck in the past, Will has to wonder-- what are he and Hannibal? They're together now, right? And if they are, why does it feel like the only thing Hannibal wants to do is either avoid him or drag him back into his little schemes?

    OR: Will and Hannibal time travel after killing Dolarhyde, and it takes them a while to get on the same page.

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