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• woke up feeling kind of weird by Impossibly_Izzy

  Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond/James May
  • Richard Hammond
  • James May
  • Jeremy Clarkson
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Established Relationship
  • Throuples | Triad Relationships
  • internalized ableism
  • Autistic James May

  Summary

  ‘James,’ Jeremy says. ‘Don’t take this the wrong way, but do you actually have OCD?’

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,566

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  48

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  321

• headfirst towards everything by Impossibly_Izzy

  Fandoms: The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Top Gear (UK) RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  27 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jeremy Clarkson/James May
  • Jeremy Clarkson
  • James May
  • Richard Hammond
  • Episode: s05e01 A Scandi Flick
  • James' Evo crash
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Blow Jobs
  • First Time
  • Trauma
  • I wrote James as autistic but it's not a big thing

  Summary

  James drives into a wall; Jeremy experiences some emotions.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,510

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  25

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  285

• Banquet in a Mosh Pit by Impossibly_Izzy

  Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M, Multi
  • Work in Progress

  02 Sep 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
  • Laszlo Cravensworth/Guillermo de la Cruz
  • Guillermo de la Cruz & Colin Robinson
  • Guillermo de la Cruz & Nadja of Antipaxos
  • Guillermo de la Cruz
  • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
  • Laszlo Cravensworth
  • Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
  • Doll Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
  • Colin Robinson
  • The Guide (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
  • Found Family
  • Polyamory
  • Queerplatonic Relationships
  • canon-typical nonmonogamy
  • just a lot of different relationships going on here
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • fancy parties
  • Major Character Injury
  • background Nandor/Laszlo
  • background Laszlo/Nadja
  • background Colin Robinson/Dolly
  • everyone cares about Guillermo
  • the Guide is just happy to be included
  • Post-Season/Series 05
  • some fluff some plot and a lot of shenanigans
  • Jealous Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
  • no beta we die like patton oswalt

  Summary

  When Guillermo defends Laszlo from a mysterious attacker, the vampire household is forced to confront their many complicated feelings for each other.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,254

  Chapters:

  3/5

  Comments:

  33

  Kudos:

  195

  Bookmarks:

  33

  Hits:

  2,095

• I'll be his (and he'll be mine) by Impossibly_Izzy

  Fandoms: Call the Midwife  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  18 Jan 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Bernadette | Shelagh Turner/Patrick Turner
  • Bernadette | Shelagh Turner
  • Patrick Turner
  • Timothy Turner
  • Fluff
  • Smut
  • First Time
  • Vaginal Sex
  • I couldn't find the exact fic I wanted about Shelagh and Patrick's first time so I had to write it
  • coda to the season 2 Christmas special

  Summary

  Patrick’s hands slide up under the blazer she’s still wearing. ‘Has anyone ever told you that you’re the most beautiful woman in the world?’
  ‘I think you might have done,’ she says, and then adds, ‘you old flatterer.’

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,540

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  116

  Bookmarks:

  10

  Hits:

  2,371

• Chucky the Vampire Slayer by Impossibly_Izzy

  Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  18 Jul 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Charles Boyle & Jake Peralta
  • Charles Boyle & Guillermo de la Cruz
  • Charles Boyle
  • Jake Peralta
  • Guillermo de la Cruz
  • Colin Robinson
  • Crossover Shenanigans
  • Crack
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • killing vampires is easy but talking about your feelings is hard
  • ambiguosly unrequited feelings all round

  Summary

  ‘Don’t worry, he’s just a vampire assassin,’ Charles says. Now that Jake looks closely, the thing he’s holding is a piece of wood whittled to a sharp point. His brown sweatshirt is splattered with blood.
  ‘I have several questions,’ Jake says.
  .
  In which Jake enjoys some grown-up company, Charles makes a new friend, and the Vampiric Council is forced to reassess its assasin quota.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,401

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  36

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  329