IneffableDistortion
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And Low Moons stud the walls In Gold by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Apr 2026
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Aziraphale is the only priest in the small village of Tadfield, or at least that's the job he probably should be doing. He's much more fond of being left alone with his books, very overgrown church-grounds, and pretty much abandoned church. But, when the local Satanists mistakenly summon a very shadowy, snakey demon in said church, he finds he's stuck with company.
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Somewhere around the time when the blackberries in the hedgerow turned dark and sumptuous, the demon began sporadically appearing behind him whenever he turned-
“Crowley! For god’s sake” his sudden appearance had caused him to knock over a glass bottle he’d filled with water, and placed a clover cutting in several weeks ago. it had been growing roots quite wonderfully.“I don’t do anything for Her sake angel”
He was bothersome. The quirk of his lips, the angle at which his hips jutted, the appraisal of his yellow eyes. Bothersome. The bottle and clover righted itself without his acknowledgement. Aziraphale glanced up on im-pulse, as if there would be some retribution in the sunlit clouds drifting slowly across the ether. He shook himself.
“You’re being silly, Crowley”
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“Nrrgh ‘m sorry, really, and I’m not um- pretending? I didn’t mean to- Rrghkk” Aziraphale’s expression flickered, and his eyes snapped up, searching Crowley’s face. It displayed only remorse. The demon shuffled awkwardly and pushed his glasses further up his nose, looking away.
Oh. Aziraphale breathed in, letting realisation wash over him. It felt like drowning.
He truly didn’t remember
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The Creation of Gingerbread Angels by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2024
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God is floating in the endless abyss, and it feels... very, very lonely. There's no-one to talk to, no-one to even quietly observe from afar, and She finds She doesn't like being so alone. And that gives Her infinite ideas. What to make first out of an entire universe folded neatly into her mind? She thinks She'll start with the Angels, if She doesn't get distracted...
Or: A fic concept mixed with so, so many headcanons for God's way of thinking about things
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An Open Sky of Fire by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2024
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My TMA au of Good Omens! (Metatron and Jurgen Lietner warnings. They're only mentioned but they do induce rage so cw)
Aziraphale is an avatar of The Vast with a love for books (and Lietners, but unlike some he's sensible about them.) And Crowley is an Avatar of The Desolation with a love for Aziraphale.
When Aziraphale rejects his offer to run away to Alpha Centuri, and a very upset Crowley tries to find him only to see the bookshop on fire, he assumes it's his fault.
(There is a time skip from the end of the pub scene to the end of the Apocalypse prevention, I hope it all makes sense and that you enjoy!! :] ♡)
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Flowers are better than your Tears my dear by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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(Tw blood and internal pain)
Or: Aziraphale thinks demons can't love, and Crowley's resigned himself to physically pining away, coughing up white roses for loyalty and innocence, and red gardenias for secret love. I promise a happy ending though! :]
Or: Season 2's ending devastated me and it took me this long to pick up the courage and actually write something, I really hope you enjoy it!!
P.S I typed this up on my phone, so the format will probably look better if you read this on your phone rather than a laptop. Sorry for any inconvenience :(
(Also when there's a double paragraph break with '...' it's a change of pov :])
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After more than twenty years in publishing, Aziraphale Fell finds himself redundant and desperate enough to try advertising. As a senior copywriter he's paired with Crowley, a cynical art director who's spent years in the agency coasting on talent and contempt.
They shouldn't work together well – Aziraphale with his passion, his fountain pens and faith in craft, Crowley with his irreverence, his sunglasses and studied indifference.
But somehow they do.
An Advertising Agency AU
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
15 May 2026
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"no one got the joke except the ma advertising people"
Beautiful gorgeous and everythinggg I adore it when they start off finding each other deeply irritating and then fall horrifically in love <333 -
Crossroads by EdosianOrchids901 for KannaOphelia
Fandoms: Good Omens (Movie Concept 1992)
13 Dec 2024
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Crowley is excited by Aziraphale’s suggestion of a holiday—right up until Aziraphale announces that he wants to take yet another a road trip. But in the familiarity of cheap hotels and getting totally lost together, feelings blossom. Will Crowley ever admit that Aziraphale makes him happy?
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- English
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- 8,193
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- Kudos:
- 45
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
14 May 2026
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drowning myself in 1992 movie script fanfic because i for one will not be recovering from s3
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It's not easy being a capital-G Good King, and Aziraphale is sick of it. All he wants is to hide in his library and read all day. That's why he's arranged with an "evil" sorcerer by the name of Crowley to pretend to be under a love spell so they can get married and Crowley can take over the kingdom. That is, of course, the kind of plan that will definitely not have any complications whatsoever...
- Language:
- English
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- 34,903
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
02 May 2026
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absolutely wonderful i love it so muchhhhh
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Pretending We Are (Not) by Dancer_in_the_rain
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jul 2024
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Anthony Crowley enjoys some good mischief as much as the next person. But this… this scheme, this Arrangement, it might very well take the most out of him.
Him and Aziraphale, his best friend since the both of them were six years old, are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the first real sunny day of the year when Aziraphale drops the bomb on him.
”Crowley, I think we should get engaged.”Or: Aziraphale talks Crowley into staging a fake engagement so they can get free desserts at a restaurant. Angst and pining ensues”
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
01 May 2026
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i can't believe i havent bookmarked this?? it's like the 7th time i've read it lol
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Crowley is a cat burglar who specializes in "document retrieval" and he's just been hired to steal a rare book. It's just his bad luck that the book's owner - one Aziraphale Fell - has sharp ears. Caught sneaking into the shop after closing, Crowley uses the first excuse he can think of: "I'm your secret admirer!"
Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
30 Apr 2026
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ehehehehheheeeee they're so silly and romantic