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“Nrrgh ‘m sorry, really, and I’m not um- pretending? I didn’t mean to- Rrghkk” Aziraphale’s expression flickered, and his eyes snapped up, searching Crowley’s face. It displayed only remorse. The demon shuffled awkwardly and pushed his glasses further up his nose, looking away.
Oh. Aziraphale breathed in, letting realisation wash over him. It felt like drowning.
He truly didn’t remember
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The Creation of Gingerbread Angels by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Nov 2024
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God is floating in the endless abyss, and it feels... very, very lonely. There's no-one to talk to, no-one to even quietly observe from afar, and She finds She doesn't like being so alone. And that gives Her infinite ideas. What to make first out of an entire universe folded neatly into her mind? She thinks She'll start with the Angels, if She doesn't get distracted...
Or: A fic concept mixed with so, so many headcanons for God's way of thinking about things
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An Open Sky of Fire by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2024
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My TMA au of Good Omens! (Metatron and Jurgen Lietner warnings. They're only mentioned but they do induce rage so cw)
Aziraphale is an avatar of The Vast with a love for books (and Lietners, but unlike some he's sensible about them.) And Crowley is an Avatar of The Desolation with a love for Aziraphale.
When Aziraphale rejects his offer to run away to Alpha Centuri, and a very upset Crowley tries to find him only to see the bookshop on fire, he assumes it's his fault.
(There is a time skip from the end of the pub scene to the end of the Apocalypse prevention, I hope it all makes sense and that you enjoy!! :] ♡)
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Flowers are better than your Tears my dear by IneffableDistortion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2024
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(Tw blood and internal pain)
Or: Aziraphale thinks demons can't love, and Crowley's resigned himself to physically pining away, coughing up white roses for loyalty and innocence, and red gardenias for secret love. I promise a happy ending though! :]
Or: Season 2's ending devastated me and it took me this long to pick up the courage and actually write something, I really hope you enjoy it!!
P.S I typed this up on my phone, so the format will probably look better if you read this on your phone rather than a laptop. Sorry for any inconvenience :(
(Also when there's a double paragraph break with '...' it's a change of pov :])
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Effeuiller La Marguerite by prettybirdy979 for Nenchen
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2021
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He loves me - Aziraphale’s face when they toasted in the Ritz. He loves me not - Aziraphale in the Globe, denying their friendship. He loves me - Aziraphale holding his hand on the bus to London. He loves me not - Aziraphale in the church blaming him for the Nazis, even when Crowley had come just to save him. He loves me - Aziraphale trusting him to touch his wings, to do this for him.
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Crowley grooms Aziraphale's wings, plays a silly human game, and two walnuts learn the value of communication.Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
06 Dec 2025
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Because!! Aziraphale chooses to love him!! They choose to love eachother, it isnt down to any plan or fate or luck, they'd tear themselves up if it meant they could love eachother
(Literally so sweet im dying and also on my seventh reread)
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Cottage Cornered by katiemariie
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Sep 2023
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Crowley buys them a cottage on the South Downs. Aziraphale hates it.
A fic for anyone who's thought, "Maybe a Soho snob *wouldn't* go for cottagecore."
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
05 Dec 2025
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THEY'RE STUPIDDD (i love this soo frikiggg muchhhhhh)
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Our Last Supper by Dancer_in_the_rain
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Feb 2024
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When Crowley returns from a long business-trip for hell, he can’t wait to enjoy a relaxing dinner at the Ritz with Aziraphale. But when he arrives, the angel’s acting strangely around him and he can’t for the life of him figure out why.
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Aziraphale and Crowley have been best friends since university.
Over the years, they’ve fallen into what everyone else sees as a romantic relationship,shared birthday parties,holidays together, each other’s emergency contacts, Crowley picking up Aziraphale’s favorite pastries unprompted, etc.
Crowley thinks it’s all understood and mutual, just unspoken.
Aziraphale… has no clue.
Until he very much does.Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
04 Dec 2025
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I'm crying but in the best way physically possible, god they make me so happyyy <33
all of my heart to these idiotss :((((( -
On The Habits Of Vampires And Retired Goths by munchmulch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jan 2022
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“That’s called infatuation, dear.” Tracy is attempting to hide her smile and seems entirely too sober considering she’s had just as much to drink as Crowley.
“Nnnn, noo, n you don’ understand!” Crowley flings an arm in the air to try and convey the point, “is, is, hes jst, they’re jis” Crowley pinwheels the arm, “did I tell you about the table? I told you about the table right? And the dears and the pipping, pip-pip? Smile, told you?”
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The thing is about Crowley's new neighbor, the thing is that Crowley is very, very gay.
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Bookmarked by IneffableDistortion
17 Nov 2025
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literally the cutest thing ever, canon typical idiocy with a side of wonderful supernatural nonsense :DD