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    So when Jamie got the call from Roy’s sister, and an astoundingly clever and important little girl invited him to a sweet and silly little celebration, just them four — that was that, really. He didn’t think too hard about it. Two hours of travel to get here in the middle of a whirlwind training with the fucking National team and he follows the draw, the pull, the immeasurable force guiding him here. Not a single thought of protest, of resistance, even occurred to him. He just made it happen.

    He’s really fucking gone, ain’t he?

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    11 Sep 2025

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    The reaction in the dressing room is about what he was expecting. A few back-slaps and congratulations. A side-eye from Isaac, which he'll need to deal with later. Most of them are avoiding eye contact, probably just because they're scared of saying the wrong thing, but there's no telling for sure. All in all, it's not the most fun Colin's ever had in his life, but it's not that bad. Could have been worse.

    Then Roy Kent kicks in the door and announces, "I've had sex with men and I fucking liked it, no regrets, and if anyone's got shit to say they can say it to me and not to anyone else. Is that fucking clear?"

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    10 Sep 2025

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    Roy folds his arms, glaring. "All right, what the fuck is going on here? Why have you suddenly decided to fancy me?"

    "I haven't suddenly decided, I've always fancied you. Just didn't know until today that you'd be up for it."

    Roy reminds himself sternly that he cannot murder their star striker the day before a match. "Just because I'm interested in blokes doesn't mean I'm interested in you."

    Jamie looks confused. "It doesn't? But..." He gestures at his face as if it's incontrovertible evidence, then down his body like a closing argument.

    Roy cannot murder him. The media would be intolerable.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    Jamie's behaviour changes dramatically after they start doing the one-on-one training sessions. He used to be such a brash little bitch when he and Roy played together, and since his return to Richmond he's been more of a whiny little bitch, but now he's hardly acting like a little bitch at all. Roy doesn't know what to do with it.

    "Is it just me, or has Tartt been almost tolerable lately?" he asks one day in the coaches' office. "Fucking weird."

    No one says anything for a minute, and Roy has mentally moved on to planning next week's drills when Beard says, "Roy, everything that kid has ever done was to get your attention."

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    Tommy liked being a ghost. He’d been one his whole life.

    Today, when Tommy wakes up it marks six months of being seen. Six months without flying.
    Six months since he’d taken his riskiest job of all. Killing King Philza of the Arctic Empire.

    Most people trap a wild bird and throw it into a pretty gilded cage for the rest of their life. Tommy thinks, as the arctic air turns his fingers blue and bites so painfully against his skin it feels raw, that there is nothing beautiful about this.
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    or, a fic where Tommy is pretty content with dying when he's brought to his knees in the palace of the Arctic Empire. The last thing he expects is the King to offer him an opportunity instead.

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    07 Sep 2025