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    Ratchet doesn't understand why Rodimus would ever consider trusting Megatron. Rodimus suggests they interface, because fragging solves everyone's problems. Ratchet is offended. He does it anyways, though.

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    11 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    A few fics that follow Flambae and Robert's relationship as they meet each others' families, try not to get blown up at work, survive the Z-Team's constant jokes, Visi's masterful ragebaiting and try to navigate HR (wait, is that even a thing at SDN?!? Maybe they don't have to worry after all...)

    (Slow-ish burn, beware!)
    (All titles from Twenty Øne Pilots' songs 😆)

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    23 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Tailgate reads the flyer aloud “Friday Dance Fiesta! Prepare your ports* for the first ever FFF at Swerve’s! Fifth cycle this orn after last shift. Award to be presented for most impressive performance.”
    Swerve adds, “Ultra Magnus forced me to add the footnote clarifying it’s intake ports being referred to.”
    Tailgate says “I think you have a typo here; dance doesn’t start with an F.”
    “Magnus forced me to change that too. He said I was verboten from using the word I originally had. He actually said verboten.”

    Bring your consent forms and your lube, there’s a party at Swerve’s. There’ll be good vibes, bad decisions and even worse jokes.

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    23 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    Rodimus entered his heat and, like an idiot, tried to deal with it himself. After all, when he was like this, his outlier was enough to possibly hurt another bot. Instead, it just hurt him. So he burns. Rodimus burns, and in his place is something else. Something far more…basic.

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    30 Apr 2025

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    “Y’know, if you didn’t wanna do it with me, you could’ve just said so.”

    “No – no, that’s not it,” Mirage protested. “That ain’t it, it’s just –” He tried to think of the right English word to sum up what it was, settling on, “Complicated.”

    “Complicated?” Noah echoed.

    “Okay,” he said, dropping into a crouch so they could look each other more or less in the eye. “I’m gonna try and explain this.”

    “Uh-huh?” said Noah.

    “We do not have sex,” Mirage said, the words tumbling out in a rush. “Cause sex is, uh, an organic thing – fragging is interfacing, which is kinda – like sex? But it’s not sex,” he went on. “It’s a different thing – anyway the point is, you and I, we are, uh. Not compatible.”

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    25 Apr 2025