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    Katsuki and Izuku's stories of Love and Loss. These are the different timelines and possibilities.

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    Just a small loosely connected Space AU series about Tommy the Human travelling through the stars with the Alien!SBI crew and Alien!Beeduo. There's not really much of a timeline, think about this as a Space AU multiverse.

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    ILYA: For a long time… this was something I kept locked in my chest.

    His hand presses lightly against his sternum as he says it.

    ILYA (CONT'D): I could not talk about Shane. Not to teammates. Not to media. Not even to friends sometimes. I lived in fear - fear of losing hockey. Fear of losing respect. Fear of losing him.

    Shane, noticing his anxiety, reaches for him - pulling Ilya's hand into his own, running a thumb across his knuckles

    INTERVIEWER: And now?

    Ilya’s expression changes. It brightens, not theatrically, but genuinely. It’s like a cloud clears away, and for a moment he looks radiant.

    ILYA: And now… Now, I finally get to live in the open. I am very excited about that.

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    Or, coming to streaming services this fall: A Crave Original documentary series... The Game Changes

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    02 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    PWRFECT. PERFIRHHEUWB

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    Ilya felt like he was in heaven, or some unknown plane beyond heaven that was even better. There had to be a better way to describe this feeling, but he didn’t have the words to describe it in Russian or Spanish or English. It was like god took his time making Shane, paying attention to every little detail that Ilya absolutely adored, and hand crafted him with love just for Ilya. To fit in Ilya’s arms so well, to take all of him perfectly, to love him how he wanted to be loved.

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    01 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So hot. Good to goon to. Author if you see this, no you don't. But to the people curious about reading this fic, please read it. So so hot and cute and hot.

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    After the tuna melt meltdown, Shane meets Rose Landry, has several deeply inconvenient revelations, and decides to do the only sensible thing: win Ilya back with sincerity, logistics, and a frankly alarming amount of emotional effort.

    Ilya, meanwhile, mistakes every tender gesture for the kind prelude to an inevitable goodbye.

    Or: Shane is living in a romcom. Ilya is living in a Russian tragedy.

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    30 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Fuck yes. Yes. Yes. A million times Yes.

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    Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.

    It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.

    Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.

    Right???

    (or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)

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    24 Apr 2026

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    When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

    Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

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    16 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME BUT AT LEAST WCBSG IS BACK

    I'D LIKE TO THANK MY MOM, MY DAD, AND MY SISTER WHO DEALT WITH ME SOBBING UPSTAIRS IN ATTIC PLAYING LATIN GREGORIAN CHANTS

    I KNOW THIS IS A STRANGE REACTION BUT I GENUINELY FELL IN LOVE WITH WCBSG AFTER SALTEDSAN KEPT LOSING THEIR MIND OVER THE WORD CHANGES...