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    Uzi's venture into the lair of the Murder Drones was anything but calculated, and when confronted by one of the angels of death that have massacred her kind in the hundreds of thousands instead of the intense Anime-esq fight that set her on the journey of her artificial life, what if she panicked? Well, in the heart of the enemy's home she finds it best to blend in, and nobody looks twice at a corpse in a mass grave, unless you're a Golden Retriever of a Disassembly Drone. Hijinx ensues.

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    08 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Cyn smiled back and for once it wasn't the monstrous face splitting grin from earlier but something that looked almost… genuine. It reminded him of the days so long ago when the sister he thought he knew was still with him, someone he could help and love and protect. Someone he would call family.

    [Genuine smile. I knew you would come around Big Brother.]

    "Well, you know me," N chirped, his smile widening to an almost painful degree. "I love... doing... anything!"

    [I know you do, N. You will love being beautiful like me. Giggle.]

    And then Cyn tore N's chest apart.

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    N gains wings, a tail and whole lotta trauma as he is slowly transformed from peaceful worker to rabid disassembler by an eldritch horror he once called his sister. A lot of oil, blood, vomit and gore so be warned.

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    03 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    After the defeat of Cyn, the drones lounge away and enjoy their lives in peace! Except for V, she still feels the need to talk to N and apologize to him after her last attempt was interrupted. Her talk with N eventually somehow snowballs into her joining N and Uzi's relationship... how.

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    09 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    V wakes up in a broken landing pod on a desolate planet with only two other drones for company.
    She has a new body, one designed specifically for the slaughter of lesser drones.
    And neither of her teammates remember her.

    Maybe something good could come of this? Maybe she could get N to remember, and they could be happy.
    With no company watching their every move, maybe they could become even closer than they were at the manor.

     

    Hopefully the memory wipe was a one-time thing.

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    08 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    N is somehow the unluckiest lucky drone on Copper 9, And now he has to roll with the fact that both of his new squad members think that he enjoys killing as much as they do. Well if it helps make him new friends, what else could he do?

    Might as well improvise.

    He might even get a branded pen for his hard work!

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    17 Jun 2025

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