19 Bookmarks by Jexhex
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"Are you alright, Dirk?" You could hear a smug edge to his robotic voice, knowing damn well he could've made it sound more human, yet he chose to make it different, uncanny.
"Go fuck yourself, man." You replied, eloquently.
And that was the second moment of the night you should've felt something in the timeline shift.
You watched as his expression underwent minute changes - something he had definitely programmed himself to have, as you were pretty sure your own expression would never - as he seemed to think about what he was about to do next.
"Alright." He said, and you had already forgotten what he was replying to.
His right hand came up to cup your cheek, while the other one slid down onto your chest. There was a split second of hesitation before he bent down to press his mouth to yours.
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01 Feb 2026
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[Sometimes you gotta be fourteen again] [homestuck x reader slop] by Xenogou
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Dec 2025
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I run @crypticafflection on tumblr and I'm bringing over some works to here!! That's it, I will try my best to update this but I never think to. So. Sorry.
Alot of these are in headcanon format
Feel free to leave requests over on my blog!
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01 Feb 2026
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I just really wanna write my random ass horny thoughts about these damn characters man
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01 Feb 2026
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Karkat gets home from a stressful day and all he wants to do is read his damn book.
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28 Jan 2026
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You wander into a shitty band venue one day. It ruins your life.
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21 Jan 2026
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This is gonna be a collection of homestuck oneshots. If you have any requests, please send them in!!! I'd love to get some ideas for other prompts. More character tags will be added when said character is written for.
Characters that have been covered so far:
John Egbert, Dave Strider, Jade Harley, Bro Strider, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Karkat Vantas, Nepeta Leijon, Vriska Serket, Equius Zahhak, Gamzee Makara, Eridan Ampora, Feferi PeixesRequests closed!
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20 Jan 2026
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So here you are: half naked, legs straddling Karkat’s pelvic region as you grind on each other on the couch. Your makeout session has, somewhat predictably, turned into a race to see who can turn the other on more. You’re both a moaning mess, and that warm, hard bulge in his pajama bottoms is going to need some more thorough attention very soon. But how did this particular circumstance come about? How is it that you, a human, were able to bag this cantankerous troll?
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20 Jan 2026
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“Oh hell yeah, we’re in this together now hehe” you exclaim as you do a little victory dance.
“TO MY UTTER FUCKING DISMAY AND AGAINST MY WILL. DON'T THINK THIS MAKES US PARTNERS IN CRIME OR ANYTHING." Karkat groans as he stops pacing to glare at you. “I'M JUST TEMPORARILY ALIGNED WITH YOUR INTERESTS TO AVOID CERTAIN DEATH. NOT ALL OF US ARE WALTZING AROUND IN DOUCHEBAG PAJAMAS WITH THAT LUXURY ATTACHED CALLED IMMORTALITY!”
You wrap an arm around his neck and pull him close, laughing. "Whaaat, we're totally partners in crime now! Don't be like that."
.........................................You and Dave are in a back and forth prank war when you accidently go too far. Of course Karkat gets pulled into it!
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21 Nov 2025
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The Strange and Illogical Adventures of Three Idiots by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Aug 2020
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Karkat wasn't sure how he got mired in this mess. He blamed Sollux for bringing his human around, and he blamed the human for being so damn...
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13 Nov 2025
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Something old I found in my drafts that was worth uploading. Check the tags.
Karkat and his human girlfriend attempt to get intimate.
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- Part 1 of Drink The Ocean
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09 Nov 2025
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The Road is Bumpy and Karkat's Ass is Fat by Laurasauras for ectoprince, allbrodennis
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 May 2021
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Karkat gets stuck sitting in Dave’s lap on a road trip with The Gang™️ and unfortunately the road is bumpy and Karkat’s ass is fat. Accidents happen.
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06 Nov 2025
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For the first time, Dirk Strider is incalculable.
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20 Oct 2025
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Henchman 21: In the Cradle of Destiny (Gary Gets His Groove On) by bog wump (bogwump)
Fandoms: The Venture Bros
23 Mar 2023
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After being mistakenly kidnapped by the world's least capable henchmen, you're left figuring out how to bide your time until your captors decide to let you go.
You can't help but notice one of the henchmen looks kinda cute in his silly little outfit.
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06 Apr 2025
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The night goes differently then planned, but hey, you're not complaining.
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06 Apr 2025
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you know Pete from school. he witnessed you sustain a kinda gross injury. hes infatuated with the incident and you. you go away to boarding school and when you come back all grown up, he has some interesting intentions. so do you. getting involved with him is a rollercoaster.
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15 Mar 2025
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proximity (a human's touch) by Downwards_Upz_Mist
Fandoms: The Eltingville Club (Comics), Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002)
27 Jan 2025
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Bill and Jerry watch a movie and make out (gay moment warning omg....)
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15 Feb 2025
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Game Night With the Boys by thedudeandtheguitarist
Fandoms: The Eltingville Club (Comics), Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002)
12 Feb 2025
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The guys (minus Bill who was once again grounded) meet at Jerry’s for some gaming.
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15 Feb 2025
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Fight Club is Gay by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Eltingville Club (Comics), Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002)
02 Jan 2025
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Pete loves fight club and is excited to watch it with the guys, unfortunately for Pete only Bill is willing to watch with him.
Pete didn’t think this would be an issue except he forgot just how much he likes Fight Club, and it seems Bill really likes it too.
BUT THEY ARENT GAY GUYS. THEY ARE NOT GAY(they are so gay)Bookmarked by Jexhex
23 Jan 2025
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Charles is a sadist, Nathan likes it.
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03 Feb 2024