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    After one too many failures Voldemort decides to kill Draco and teach the Malfoy a lesson.

    Narcissa, grief struck and heartbroken tries to bring her son back using dark, ancient magic and fails. Unwilling to let her son stay in such a stained environment, in a place where she cannot even bury him properly, she sends him away, hiding his body at an old Black estate, hoping that eventually she'll be able to reunite with him.

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    “No, listen. Malfoy is my enemy. It’s basically official at this point. You don’t just- just get a new one halfway through our final year.”

    Hermione closed her book slowly. “Are you feeling... territorial?”

    “It’s the principle of the thing,” Harry snapped. “You can’t abandon years of perfectly functional antagonism for some flashy new rival from overseas. It’s rude.”

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Draco doesn't want to identify Harry Potter when he's dragged into his home. He wants nothing to do with this mess. And when Bellatrix needs someone to torture, maybe he gives her a nudge toward Harry Potter instead of Granger, who's certain to break. It's not Draco's fault Aunt Bella leaves Harry with a curse that has him leaking Dark magic. It's certainly not his fault Dobby kidnapped Draco from Malfoy Manor along with the others when Draco whispered a few words into a broken mirror shard. And for Merlin's sake, it's not his fault he's the only one practiced in fighting Dark magic. Why should he be punished? And punished. And punished...

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    08 Mar 2026

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    "Of all the places," Alastor mutters through gritted teeth.

    He is not sentimental. He has never been. Nostalgia is a weakness reserved for lesser minds, for those who believe the past holds them rather than the other way around.

    Yet, his smile tightens.

    Annoyance flares honed and immediate, curling hot in his chest. Vox's face rises uninvited in his mind. Grinning screen, static laughter, hands too careful, attention too constant. The memory of wires and strings follows close behind, of being maneuvered, shocked and jerked around, in a way he hadn't agreed on.

    Infuriating.

    And it's outrageously uncomfortable too, the sudden awareness of something old stirring where it should have stayed buried.
     


    Or: Alastor is free, Vox is angry, humiliated, and somehow still breathing. They are, apparently, done with each other for good, but a bar, a piano, and far too much history stand in the way. The past, unfortunately, still has excellent timing.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    “Now, with that out of the way, it’s time for you to rest, pet.”

    “If you’re expecting me to succumb to exhaustion, you will be waiting an eternity. Not even a bullet to the skull can put me down at this point.”

    Lilith smirked. “You will sleep for as long as your body and your mind require.”

    Oh, dear. That was a command.

    Or: Alastor's seven year absence was spent catching up on desperately-needed sleep. It fixes a few things.

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    20 Feb 2026