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    Hi I’m Kip!

    You, for some reason, are now reading my blog. Please enjoy the documentation of my slow spiral into academic and mental insanity.

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    24 May 2026

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    The Toronto Guardians trade Troy Barrett one game into the season to the Ottawa Centaurs.

    Troy's new team hates him, and his new captain, Ilya Rozanov, has no interest in him. However, when Ilya realizes that Troy barely talks and has been struggling on the ice for weeks, he begins to investigate. But the more Ilya learns about Troy and the Toronto team, the worse it gets for Troy.

     

    {A Role Model rewrite with more angst}

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    23 May 2026

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    22 May 2026

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    “I want to speak with my brother.”

    Shane doesn’t give a single shit about what Alexei Rozanov wants, frankly. He crosses his arms over his chest. “Pretty sure your brother doesn’t want to talk to you.”

    Alexei grits his teeth, blowing a frustrated breath out of his nose. “Is, uh, family. Family thing.”

    “Ilya’s my family,” Shane says coolly, raising both brows challengingly, “not yours. Not anymore.”

    Or: Ilya's brother shows back up after more than a decade of silence. A happy family reunion looks very different.

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    22 May 2026

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    ‘David, is Ilya. Have suddenly got upset stomach. Sorry.’
    Too cliched.
    ‘David, have broken both legs. Do not send ambulance. Will walk it off. Regards, Ilya.’
    Too melodramatic.
    ‘David, do not want to go. This is Ilya.’
    Too cruel.
    ‘David, I cannot embarrass you. You mean too much to me. Love, Ilya.’
    Too true.
    Fifth time’s a charm and Ilya sent ‘On my way!’ instead. David’s reply was immediate, ‘We’re gonna make a night of it, bud!’

    Or: Ilya is David's plus one for a function and is utterly unprepared for how David has been talking about him at work.

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    22 May 2026