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There are so many douchebags in the world... by KarottenIdiot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jan 2026
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After Peter and Regulus destoyed one horcrux, they find themselfes with new challenges. Like what it means to be free, after 13 years in prison, how to stand against old friends, or how to steal from children.
... Well Regulus has no problem with the last one. He would do it again.
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Realistically speaking, neither Peter nor Regulus were made of the material to stand against the former Dark Lord, even if he was currently nothing but a shade.
They weren’t geniuses like Siri or Potter (the older); they weren’t particularly brave either, not to mention their dubious moral integrity.
He hadn’t feared the Dark Lord when he had walked into that cave, nor when he was imprisoned by the man. But he had wanted to die back then. And now, with his newfound purpose in life... he wanted to survive. And so maybe it was only natural that he feared what was to come.Series
- Part 4 of Traitorous Crime Buddies
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The A+ plan for a moraly grey Horcrux hunt - by the traitor BFFs by KarottenIdiot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jul 2025
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Peter Pettigrew and Regulus Black are fresh out of prison, with the wizarding world hot on their heels.
On the hunt for horcruxes they invade schools, get to know a guy with a pet snake, almost get into a fist fight with dumbledore and steal one (1) very important hat. (Probably not the one you are thinking though)-
“I know I said it before, but please don’t get killed by Sirius. I would have to hunt him down, and I am not that skilled.”
“So you just wouldn’t avenge me? I’m so hurt,” Peter bemoaned, dramatically placing a hand over his heart.
“No, I would. But it would be embarrassing for both of us.”Series
- Part 3 of Traitorous Crime Buddies
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Sirius and Remus are living a good, quiet life together with their adopted son, Harry. And even if Harry’s first and second years at Hogwarts were… interesting, they can’t complain about much in their lives.
That is, until Peter Pettigrew—ex-friend and traitor to the Marauders—breaks out of Azkaban… together with Regulus Black.
Sirius sets out to find answers.
He might get them. Or he might be heading down the wrong path.Series
- Part 2 of Traitorous Crime Buddies
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When Regulus stole the Locket, he didn’t expect to survive. Nor did he expect to land in Azkaban without a trial.
When Peter betrayed the Potters, he was sure, somebody would kill him. When all of his instincts screamed at him to frame Padfoot and leave the entire Wizarding World behind him, he refrained. Winding up in Azkaban had not been his plan, but he wasn’t mad at it either. Afterall prison was safer than getting murdered by his ex-best-friends.
Both are surprised to find a friend in their cellmate. What will they do when the world outside comes calling?Series
- Part 1 of Traitorous Crime Buddies
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Peter and Regulus break out of Azkaban. They try to hunt horcruxes, avoid their old friends&families, be kind people with moral integrity and stay sane.
Try beeing the key word here.
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Where the Bamboo Bends, the Willow Grows by BananaPink
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2026
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Shen Jiu leaves Cang Qiong Mountain Sect and lives in the world of MDZS where he adopts a group of wayward children.
That's it, that's the fic.
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13 Mar 2026
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Amidst a Golden Autumn by Aeraneth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 May 2025
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Shang Qinghua would have it be known that weird dreams mean nothing to him, he's been stress-dreaming for years, so he didn't expect that day to be different from any other day as head disciple of An Ding Peak! At least not until he was introduced to his fellow scum villain for the first time.
(Shen Jiu knew it as the day everything finally changed for him.)
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04 Feb 2026
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a stream that meets a boulder by TigressinCreamSilk
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Teen Titans (Animated Series), Batman - All Media Types
24 Aug 2025
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If it weren’t for Red Robin getting thrown through the conference room window, Peter would have rated the robot invasion 3/10 stars for unoriginality and inopportune timing. But when taking into account the events that followed—well, he might have to send their attempted robot overlord a fruit basket. And a bill for emotional damages.
Bookmarked by KarottenIdiot
23 Dec 2025
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reversed robins! by spinachgarden
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types
19 Mar 2026
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17 Dec 2025
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Paint The Town Red by CasualGeek
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Red Robin (Comics)
11 Apr 2021
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Tim realized Gotham didn't need a Robin somewhere between the electrocution and the water boarding.
It needed something that would be able to compete with all the worst crazies, and still come out on top. Someone even more insane than Joker and less morally bound than Batman. A protector willing to get as ugly as Gotham herself was ugly.
Too bad Bruce didn't agree.
Or Damian.
Or Steph, or Cass, or any of his old so-called friends.
He'd show them then.
They could ban him from the masks and capes but he'd prove exactly why Gotham needed a Red Hood.
He just has to figure out how to help this street kid out first.Series
- Part 1 of Gotham in RED
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08 Dec 2025