Katapults
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Oil my joints, kiss my head and I’ll work just right for you by Katapults for BookWerm
Fandoms: Fallout 4
22 Dec 2025
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It wasn't a quiet morning when Nick’s life changed. It wasn’t sunny, nor was there anything particularly remarkable about it other than that a storm was building. Building and brewing, forming like the offcuts of a carpenter, stacking higher and higher until it blew everywhere.
The storm released, and his life only changed in the aftermath.
There was a creature on his porch, and it made a noise, a noise that awfully sounded like ‘Hello.’
If one had four paws and a desire to be loved
Or Nick, much to his initial displeasure, because we all know he’d never resist for long, falls headfirst in love with his little storm kitty. And she, like the storm she was named after, wreaks havoc on his life.
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Scream all you want, my ears are blocked until you whisper by Katapults for chaerryslullaby
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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It was an ordinary morning when everything changed. The sun shined above, and the sound of the dishes clattering could be heard throughout the house.
Kaveh rolled out of bed and thumped onto the floor. Alhaitham hid a smile. Birds left the area by the dozen. The neighbours inserted earplugs and no doors were surprisingly slammed…
Today was the day that marked the journey of change to finally get them on the same page again, the page of enemies cough cough sorry friendship. ;)
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I scream, you stop, drop and come to my rescue by Katapults for Love and Siblings and Complete and Utter Shenanigans
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2025
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Door.
Dangerous
Object
Obediently
Raining down Unconsciousness on PeopleThere was a door. It needed opening. Now, there was a floor, and maybe Jiang Cheng on it.
Look he never claimed to be the most well coordinated, actually he did. He had no excuses, and also no solutions. It was time to call in help, as almost all younger siblings do when they're feeling mischievous or need help, he called in his older sibling. It was his right.
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- Part 1 of July Break Bingo 2025
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Sleepovers are often the most cathartic part of the week, excluding a good cry or athletic adventure. But still, at least Sakura gets too rant to her dear friends about the troubles of having a crush and also check in to make sure that she's not going to be all alone at the upcoming taijutsu exhibition.
Or an excerpt from a sleepover.
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- Part 10 of 2025 Bloody Hearts Bingo
- Part 10 of I'd die for you (pls don't; its a !modernau)
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Often armour is the simplest of lipsticks by Katapults
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2025
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Sometimes you're a girl, small and insecure.
Sometimes you're a maiden, waiting to be rescued.
Sometimes you're a lady, lipstick equipped and ready to raise hell.
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Jiang Yanli gets ready for the court case of the decade, perhaps her life.
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- Part 5 of If we're stuck here, at least there's you
- Part 4 of Better In Pink
- Part 9 of 2025 Bloody Hearts Bingo
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Tis be me! Back again with more antics and gremlining. I present to you a series of loosely connected oneshots, some chaotic, some sensisble, some intended for tears and otherwise for the amazingess of laughter :) Welcome...
Aka modern alt. universe set in whichever naruto time period is the second war ish, about then, people ar eteenagers and young adults, and babies don't exist yet.... or do they
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2025 Bloody Hearts Bingo by Katapults, Merlin12349
Fandom 9-1-1 (TV), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Naruto (Anime & Manga), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2025
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Better In Pink by Katapults
Fandom Naruto (Anime & Manga), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2025
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Ello Darls,
Tis a series of female centric stories, why... Cause I can.
No one can stop me mwhahahaha. Also their all kinda introspective, I mean at least at the moment, cause they be flash fic vibes...
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If we're stuck here, at least there's you by Katapults
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2025
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Nothing says friendship like insisting everyone leave you alone so you can focus on your alchemy project and fix the second-floor lavatory.
(Or: How one Slytherin stumbled into saving the wizarding world and somehow got the Black brothers to have a civil conversation.)
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- English
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- 296,410
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- 26/?
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Bookmarked by Katapults
21 Jan 2026
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Kaveh scoffed. "Wow, I knew it. You are jealous."
"Of your inability to read social cues?"
"No. Of my hair."
Or in which, there's two idiots in the hallway where one is too pretty for his own good and the other finally admits he has eyes.
Bookmarked by Katapults
18 Jan 2026
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Alhaitham’s agency throws him into a livestream dating show. As expected, he rejects everyone. Rudely.
“Name a key scientist involved in the laws of thermodynamics.”
“Newton?”
“What is your stance on Dialectic of Enlightenment?”
“Dia-what?”
“Name a philosopher. As an advantage, a dead one.”
“...”
“Next.”It shouldn't have been as surprising when someone finally snaps.
“Do you even know the answers to these questions, or are you just waiting for someone to say Ibn al-Haytham to boost your own ego?”
Or: The internet is privy to Alhaitham falling in love on camera.
Bookmarked by Katapults
17 Jan 2026
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a drag path, etched in the surface (as evidence) by cherry_uecchi for Katapults
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Dec 2025
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Kaveh's eyelashes flutter open. Alhaitham is greeted with the most beautiful shade of maroon red he has ever seen. There's no hostility in Kaveh's gaze, no insecurity. Alhaitham won't have to decode his silence today.
No, Kaveh simply smiles, and then giggles as he tries to spin in Alhaitham's arms.
"Dance with me," Kaveh mumbles, and Alhaitham wraps his arm around his middle a little tighter. "'Haitham, pretend you don't dislike me. Just this once."
- Language:
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- 1,657
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Bookmarked by Katapults
08 Jan 2026
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AHHHHHHH!!! ITS GOOD, I'm keeping thsi forever!!!
PEOPLE SHOULD READ THIS!!! WHICH PEOPLE??? ALL THE PEOPLE!!!!
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The Paperwork Has Paperwork by MirrorDaltokki
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Dec 2025
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If anyone told her that heroes were responsible, Chiyoji was going to laugh and laugh until she made herself sick.
With the likes of All Might, Endeavor, Mount Lady, and dozens more heroes who never bothered to fill in their reports correctly or on time despite millions of tax dollars spent on repairs, she finds herself in a curious position of hating every hero that walked the face of the planet. Which is a terrible stance for a police technician to take when she has to work with these people day in and day out.
Except for Eraserhead. He neutralized and restrained the problem before it became a problem, turned his paperwork in on time, and used concise statements that made filing a dream.
She has a shrine built to Eraserhead in her desk drawer.
[This has no update schedule and exists for amusement only. Done in vignettes.]
- Language:
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- 45,028
- Chapters:
- 24/?
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Bookmarked by Katapults
06 Jan 2026