Lizard_fruit



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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    I know that the whole point of a soulmate is having another person perfectly matched to you, who, despite all odds, will end up understanding you and loving you better than anyone else possibly could, but I truly despise my soulmate. The universe must have messed up, because the words curving around my wrist like the worst bracelet in the world could not possibly have been uttered by anyone tolerable, and certainly not by anyone with whom I would bother wasting my time.

     

    Everyone married really young in the 18th century. Like, age twelve and thirteen.

     

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    Baz is not pleased with his soulmate's ignorance.

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    24 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    "Baz,” I say desperate and annoyed that even now he is being difficult. “You can’t just kiss me, declare that you love me, and then die.”

    Baz still hasn’t opened his eyes, but somehow I know that he is rolling them at me. “Watch me,” he says.

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    24 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    It's raining in Watford. Everything would just be easier if magic wasn't banned. Except at Crucible Flowers they don't seem to have received the memo.
    It's all magic, all the time over there.

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    22 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Just a little snowbaz texting ficlet :)

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    13 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Sir Simon, Knight of Salisbury, has trouble remembering his lines. They're especially hard to remember when his coworker, Knight Basilton Grimm, pins him down once a day and asks him at sword-point if he's willing to submit. Maybe if they practice their lines and Simon gets everything (read: gay thoughts about his coworker) out of his system, he might stop getting so distracted in front of the audience and Baz will stop being angry with him.

    Day 18 Dec 12 Battle

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    10 Jan 2026