MaybeWren

Photo of Jellie, GoodTimeWithScar's cat who is domestic shorthair, tabby and white. She is lying in a red basket with a plushie of herself.



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    It's an easy mission. It's just a water pipe burst. What could possibly go wrong for Waterboy?

    (A lot. A lot can go wrong, and sometimes, that includes being stuffed in a walk-in freezer.)

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Herm has always been the black sheep. Ever since he was a little kid, his strange attitude and behavior drew whispers from his aunts and uncles.

    Turns out that when your entire extended family are career criminals for fun, being a decent and caring person tends to make you stick out like a sore thumb.

    It also tends to land you in…situations. Situations that Herm has rationalized as a bit commonplace. Apparently most people don’t have to bail out their second cousin after they get arrested for running an illegal piranha breeding ring out of the pool in the backyard.

     

    Or,

    Waterboy: lol reminds me of when my 1st cousin once removed drowned in a haunted lake. crazy stuff. really no need to talk about me and my family

    The Z-team: ok no run that back and explain

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    09 Jan 2026

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    Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.

    So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.

    Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
    Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya

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    02 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    When two new players join the Sudbury Bulldogs, Shoresy does what he does best: assigns nicknames, picks a fight, and accidentally sets the tone for the safest locker room in hockey.

    Featuring one Russian, one other one, and a crash course in multilingual chirping.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Or: the WAG Ilya thing.

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    24 Dec 2025