Meepius147
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Tommyinnit is hiding half-starved in the cave networks of Hermitcraft. The Hermits, torn between kindness and caution, slowly befriend the weird kid living underfoot in the only way they know how: Shenanigans, stupidity, and shenagigans. Yes I put that down twice on purpose.
(or: The story of how Tommy learned to cook, made a forever friend, and slowly came in from the cold.)
Title from No Land Beyond by Dirt Poor Robins.
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In which Tommy finds his way onto the hermitcraft server, every hermit is at least a little bit Bugs Bunny coded, and zero boats are placed in water.
... They're still used, though. Like, a LOT.
(or: The Hermit!Tommy fic you already got from Aard_rinn, but don't worry it's totally different I promise I'm going somewhere unique with this it's not MY fault our first chapters are really really similar--)
EDIT: This fic is no longer updating, and is being rewritten (if you can call it that) under the name 'More Than Our Appetites Demand'. Check the 'works inspired by this one' by the end notes for a link.
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An outline of a stupid crack piece in which canon is a dartboard– and baby, i can’t fucking play darts. Also in which the author fears neither god nor mortal man, Dick isn’t sure if Damian knows how babies happen, and two dumbasses convinced they know how adoption works make some very spiffy powerpoints.
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I've gotten good at living (on someone else's page) by Meepius147
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Nov 2023
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The best lies are spun from truth, and Annabelle is a very good liar. So even through the fear— of the spider’s legs undulating in a pantomime of weaving, of strings that he cannot see, of lies and manipulation and Annabelle herself— The Archivist can recognize that one, underlying truth:
Somebody else is always in control.
Or: You're going to want to read this story twice.
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A poem about self-improvement, in a sense. (that sense is ironic.)
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Break your body into lumber. Hide inside the gears,
Dissociate and suffer.
Be good. Be better–
Objective, unflinching, calculated killing
Machine, stomp stomp– wire and wheels that feel nothing.Series
- Part 4 of Random Poetry
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Nourishment for the Soul by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2025
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If you conduct a ritual to feed a hungry ghost, the burnt food is sent to the person's soul. If the person happens not to be dead, the burnt food is still sent where the soul is. The living person will just see the tribute in their dreams.
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Qi-ge goes above and beyond in his grief, cooking five course meals and buying expensive comfy clothes and sheets only to set them on fire. Xiao Jiu's restless sleep and terrible nightmares are interrupted by endless gifts.
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17 Mar 2026
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I'm Open (To Falling From Grace) by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Mar 2026
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Yue Qingyuan isn’t sure what changed after his last mission with Shen Qingqiu, but whatever it is, he prays to all his unknown ancestors that he can manage not to ruin it.
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- Part 2 of valentine's day treats '26
Bookmarked by Meepius147
17 Mar 2026
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YES YES YESSSS. Ohhhh my god this is so fun. PEAK misunderstanding. I love crosstalk like this.
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Trappings of Engagement by okiedokeTM (madelinescribbles) for Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2026
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Shen Qingqiu's health crisis forces him to dual cultivate regularly. Specifically, with Yue Qingyuan, who has already proven he will abandon Shen Qingqiu at his earliest convenience.
He decides to insure that it doesn't happen again.
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16 Mar 2026
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An Indelible, Irrefutable Bond by CherriChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2025
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“If that is truly the case, then it would behoove you to consider improving that particular situation. A poor relationship with the future sect leader certainly doesn’t bode well for your chances. On the other hand…” the peak lord allows his lips to quirk minutely. “Forging an indelible, irrefutable bond with him might just guarantee you the position.”
He watches as the pieces come together in Shen Jiu’s mind. The way his brows furrow in thought before slowly, gradually smoothing out as his eyes widen in understanding. He bows. “Thanking Shizun for his wisdom.”
The Qing Jing peak lord smiles and raises the cup to his lips.
In order to claim the position of Qing Jing’s head disciple, Shen Jiu sets out to ensnare Yue Qingyuan in a trap that not even he can escape from. And if it also means Yue Qingyuan can never abandon him again, then— Well, that’s all for the better.
Yue Qingyuan, meanwhile, is a little too eager to go along with it.
(Qijiu mutual babytrapping AU)
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16 Mar 2026
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Don’t Want You to Set Me Free by CherriChou for TK_DuVeraun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Sep 2025
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This was where Yue Qingyuan found himself now, in the dirty alleys behind the pleasure district, uncaring of the grime that caught on the hems of his robes. He was not searching for Shen Qingqiu. He should not search for Shen Qingqiu. Shen Qingqiu could protect himself, could handle himself. He didn’t need Yue Qingyuan to come looking for him, and he wouldn’t want Yue Qingyuan to come looking for him only to interrupt what was likely an extended brothel stay. Even if he really was in trouble, Yue Qingyuan had already failed to help him before, and Shen Qingqiu had instead rescued himself, so surely this time—
It was a testament to Yue Qingyuan’s scattered thoughts that a group of mortals managed to sneak up on him.
Yue Qingyuan gets kidnapped by a group of prostitutes. He isn’t at all expecting them to bring him right to the man he wants to see.
Bookmarked by Meepius147
16 Mar 2026