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Dazai sighs, shrugging slightly. Under them, on the training deck, Chuuya body slams one of his instructors, cackling maniacally.
“There’s no time for tea, Hirotsu-san. My dog is so dumb! We need to brainstorm on how to properly train him! He’s so small, a baby, if you will.”
The bruised grunt immediately glows red, and is thrown around the room in circles like he's inside a washing machine.
“A… baby?”
The flying grunt crashes against the observation wall-length window from where they are overseeing the training session. Hirtosu doesn’t say anything, but his silence speaks for itself as he watches the grunt slowly slide down the window, leaving a small trail of drool on the glass.
“A puppy”, Dazai insists, sitting up on the couch, criss-cross-applesauce on the cushion.
Or: Dazai gets it in his head that he has to train his new partner like he's a particularly dumb dog. Chuuya has his own -hidden- agenda. Hirotsu just wants Dazai to take his vitamins.
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- Part 7 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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Quite the (quiet) War by Miss_Choco_chips for YunaYamiMouto
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Sep 2023
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Mori likes to think of himself as a patient, understanding man. He's rebuilt the Port Mafia up from the steaming pile of shit the former Boss had left him with, and he's done so by knowing when to bare his teeth and when to smile close-lipped. He's made deals and alliances, forgiven enemies and punished betrayers, and it all had led him to where he is; sitting high and mighty on the throne of the biggest crime Empire to ever grace the Japanese shoreline. He's gotten multiple, useful chess pieces in the form of various ability users, earned the respect and wariness of the government and gotten a truly priceless pair of top-notch operatives, one of them being his perfect, genius right hand man-
"We are lost, Mori-san."
"NO WE ARE NOT!"
Or-Dazai and Chuuya get offended because Mori treats them like kids. So, as payback, they decide to act like kids even MORE.
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- Part 6 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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Ginger, spice and everything nice (our family traditions) by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
31 Aug 2023
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"It's four in the fucking morning, on fucking Christmas Eve, dickhead, why did you send me an S.O.S? Where's the goddamn fire, you-? Wait, where the fuck are your face bandages?"
He lashes out, catching Chuuya's arm and dragging him inside, all nervous energy and spite, kicking the door closed so hard behind them the walls rattle.
"In the kitchen."
"Wh- what? Your bandages?"
He's surrounded by idiots.
He tugs Chuuya more insistently down the hallway. They don't have time for dilly-dallying.
"The fire!"
"Wait, there's an actual fire?!"
OR- Dazai tries his hand at normal people (family) stuff, and fumbles a little. Luckily, Chuuya helps pick up the slack
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- Part 5 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 5 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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The villain wrangler by Miss_Choco_chips for Lighthouse_Raiders
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
26 Jul 2023
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"Hawk's request is too much, even for our standards."
Morgan looks down to the picture on top of the file and feels his chest constricting. This is why he doesn't work with kids, it's too much for him to stomach.
Hawk seems to be around six, glancing up with tired, hurting but still innocent brown eyes at the camera. He has freckles all over his nose and his two front teeth are missing. Pale, small, obviously in pain but still smiling weakly, a Mockingjay plushie clutched on the hand not currently spotting the IV.
His wig is white-blonde.
"What did he ask for?"
Ohio shrugs and gently shakes Morgan's arm off, straightening as if gathering strength.
"He wants to meet the S Tier. Murderous, villainous, former Eternity Area Inmate S Tier. Fuck, why couldn’t it be Leader USA? Difficult as he is to reach, he won't kill someone for asking. I wouldn’t hold my breath with S."
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Or- Morgan is out of fucks to give and full of determination to grant Hawk his Wish. What follows might not be his brightest moment, but hey, at least he's not bitching out like Ohio.
Inspired by an old Tumblr writing prompt post I couldn't find.
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- Part 6 of S&D Tier bribes
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I pull you in to feel your heartbeat (Stepdad's interlude) by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
08 Jul 2023
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"You don't need to look for him, or coordinate with his teams, or stitch him up. Your job as a partner ends when the mission's done" points out the negotiator, filling up a glass for his leader.
He nods along, accepting the drink and raising it as a toast to Chuuya. "No one said you had to take care of him."
Chuuya harrumps, laying his arms over the bar top and burying his head on them, muffling his next words like a sulking toddler.
"No, I'm gonna."
Shamelessly eavesdropping, Albatross laughs.
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.Or, the many times Chuuya has saved Dazai, and the one time he repays the favor.
Series
- Part 4 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 4 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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All my BSDs fics, for anyone interested in subscribing to just that part of my works. It includes solo fics as well as my other bsd series!
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Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandom 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
31 Aug 2023
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S&D Tier bribes by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandom S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Tiktok series - Fandom, TikTok Series- Fandom
27 Jul 2023
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All my bribes to Lighthouseraiders, grouped togheter for your convenience <3
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Everything is nice and nothing hurts by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
21 Jan 2021
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Series of comical one shots about Tim Drake or the batfam in general being happy. That's it, that's what this is. Have fun.
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Tim was doing just fine on his own. He fell into a routine between school, extracurriculars, and his nightly Batstalking. Maybe his situation was unconventional, but he could take care of himself.
Jason had something to say about that.
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Tim may have been thirteen, but he was also a high school Sophomore and perfectly capable of faking a nanny, breaking and entering, and hacking the Batcomputer—not necessarily in that order.All he had to do to keep this lifestyle was maintain the ruse—easy enough when it came to his parents but a more treacherous undertaking to try to put one over on the Batman himself. And with Jason as his English tutor, Tim found himself growing perilously close to the Wayne family. Although at first content to watch them from behind his camera, it was only a matter of time before he got invested.
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Bookmarked by Miss_Choco_chips
05 Jan 2026
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The Justice League is cursed to stay awake, or fall into a coma. For the Batfamily, extreme sleep deprivation is really just another Tuesday.
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04 Jan 2026
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False Fronts by AlmostSafe
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Young Justice - All Media Types
29 Nov 2025
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Bookmarked by Miss_Choco_chips
04 Jan 2026
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Waking up in your 10 year old body is… jarring to say the least.
Presented with an opportunity he can’t waste, Tim fixes everything, but at a cost no one remembers. They’ve forgotten it all.
They’ve forgotten him.
He convinces himself it's better this way...because it is.
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Damian doesn't have the patience for high society, but if he has to conform, he might as well learn from the best.
A continuation of Brothers Fight (Read Part 1 for context)
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- Part 2 of Better Off
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Bookmarked by Miss_Choco_chips
03 Jan 2026
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Tim snatched the pendant back, cradling it in his palm. “It was a gift.” He stuffed it back under his shirt with a sharp glare and hissed, “You have no right to touch me nor tell me what to do.”
Damian faltered, indignation flagging to uncertainty. “I don’t understand,” he murmured. “Why would grandfather gift you a powerful amulet for nothing in return?”
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31 Dec 2025