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Dazai sighs, shrugging slightly. Under them, on the training deck, Chuuya body slams one of his instructors, cackling maniacally.
“There’s no time for tea, Hirotsu-san. My dog is so dumb! We need to brainstorm on how to properly train him! He’s so small, a baby, if you will.”
The bruised grunt immediately glows red, and is thrown around the room in circles like he's inside a washing machine.
“A… baby?”
The flying grunt crashes against the observation wall-length window from where they are overseeing the training session. Hirtosu doesn’t say anything, but his silence speaks for itself as he watches the grunt slowly slide down the window, leaving a small trail of drool on the glass.
“A puppy”, Dazai insists, sitting up on the couch, criss-cross-applesauce on the cushion.
Or: Dazai gets it in his head that he has to train his new partner like he's a particularly dumb dog. Chuuya has his own -hidden- agenda. Hirotsu just wants Dazai to take his vitamins.
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- Part 7 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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Quite the (quiet) War by Miss_Choco_chips for YunaYamiMouto
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Sep 2023
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Mori likes to think of himself as a patient, understanding man. He's rebuilt the Port Mafia up from the steaming pile of shit the former Boss had left him with, and he's done so by knowing when to bare his teeth and when to smile close-lipped. He's made deals and alliances, forgiven enemies and punished betrayers, and it all had led him to where he is; sitting high and mighty on the throne of the biggest crime Empire to ever grace the Japanese shoreline. He's gotten multiple, useful chess pieces in the form of various ability users, earned the respect and wariness of the government and gotten a truly priceless pair of top-notch operatives, one of them being his perfect, genius right hand man-
"We are lost, Mori-san."
"NO WE ARE NOT!"
Or-Dazai and Chuuya get offended because Mori treats them like kids. So, as payback, they decide to act like kids even MORE.
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- Part 6 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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Ginger, spice and everything nice (our family traditions) by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
31 Aug 2023
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"It's four in the fucking morning, on fucking Christmas Eve, dickhead, why did you send me an S.O.S? Where's the goddamn fire, you-? Wait, where the fuck are your face bandages?"
He lashes out, catching Chuuya's arm and dragging him inside, all nervous energy and spite, kicking the door closed so hard behind them the walls rattle.
"In the kitchen."
"Wh- what? Your bandages?"
He's surrounded by idiots.
He tugs Chuuya more insistently down the hallway. They don't have time for dilly-dallying.
"The fire!"
"Wait, there's an actual fire?!"
OR- Dazai tries his hand at normal people (family) stuff, and fumbles a little. Luckily, Chuuya helps pick up the slack
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- Part 5 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 5 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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The villain wrangler by Miss_Choco_chips for Lighthouse_Raiders
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
27 Jul 2023
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"Hawk's request is too much, even for our standards."
Morgan looks down to the picture on top of the file and feels his chest constricting. This is why he doesn't work with kids, it's too much for him to stomach.
Hawk seems to be around six, glancing up with tired, hurting but still innocent brown eyes at the camera. He has freckles all over his nose and his two front teeth are missing. Pale, small, obviously in pain but still smiling weakly, a Mockingjay plushie clutched on the hand not currently spotting the IV.
His wig is white-blonde.
"What did he ask for?"
Ohio shrugs and gently shakes Morgan's arm off, straightening as if gathering strength.
"He wants to meet the S Tier. Murderous, villainous, former Eternity Area Inmate S Tier. Fuck, why couldn’t it be Leader USA? Difficult as he is to reach, he won't kill someone for asking. I wouldn’t hold my breath with S."
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Or- Morgan is out of fucks to give and full of determination to grant Hawk his Wish. What follows might not be his brightest moment, but hey, at least he's not bitching out like Ohio.
Inspired by an old Tumblr writing prompt post I couldn't find.
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- Part 6 of S&D Tier bribes
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I pull you in to feel your heartbeat (Stepdad's interlude) by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
08 Jul 2023
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"You don't need to look for him, or coordinate with his teams, or stitch him up. Your job as a partner ends when the mission's done" points out the negotiator, filling up a glass for his leader.
He nods along, accepting the drink and raising it as a toast to Chuuya. "No one said you had to take care of him."
Chuuya harrumps, laying his arms over the bar top and burying his head on them, muffling his next words like a sulking toddler.
"No, I'm gonna."
Shamelessly eavesdropping, Albatross laughs.
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.Or, the many times Chuuya has saved Dazai, and the one time he repays the favor.
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- Part 4 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 4 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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My family (it's a little fucked up) by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
02 Jul 2023
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"What is this about?"
Silence. The scruff of shoes against pavement. The sound of rushing water (is he by the river? The sea?).
"... I'm a father now, Oda."
More silence. Despite feeling like his knees will fail him any second now, he's steady as he takes out his second phone to text Ango. He can't deal with this alone.
"Meet me at Lupin in fifteen."
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Or, Dazai adopts two kids, has them go through a training montage and somehow saves the Flags along the way.
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- Part 3 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 3 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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"And who might this lad be, if I'm allowed to ask, Boss?"
"You are always allowed, Hirotsu-san! This kind young man saved little old me from the cold clutches of the river-"
"River? Again, Dazai-sama? I should-"
"If you snitch to the Slug, your pay for the next five months gets cut in half."
"-mind my business."
"Exactly. As I was saying, Atsushi-kun kindly saved me, so I decided to help him with his ability issues. Can't control it, you see, so it's a matter of time until the government gets to him. Can't leave poor Atsushi to their tender mercies, right?"
"...And this has nothing to do with giving Ango-san stomach ulcers?"
"The best laid plans are always the ones with more than one payoff."
Or- Mafia boss Dazai gets an assistant (and bodyguard) and it's everyone's problem.
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- Part 2 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 2 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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In another world, another life, Dazai had taken a look at this unkempt, uneducated, borderline feral child and decided to forge him to his liking. Like a sword being shaped in a forge- scorching heat and merciless hammer blows until it approaches something sharp and useful, something to use later.
In another world, another life, Dazai had kept a brother and discarded a sister -his only kindness being sending her to Verlaine instead of Kouyou, and allowing them to hunker down together in the same rundown apartment, but never bothering with her beyond that.
In another world, another life, Dazai had become a mentor.
In this one, though, he is something else.
It changes everything.
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(OR: Dazai becomes a DadTM and goes feral.)Series
- Part 1 of Dad-zai Osamu, Mafia Boss and Best Dad
- Part 1 of Mel's miscellaneous BSD works
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Something tells me we're not done by Miss_Choco_chips for Lighthouse_Raiders
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
11 Feb 2023
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“You need to get out more."
“M-m-morgan doesn’t l-like meeting new pe-people, d-dear.”
“Well, then he’s getting no bitches” Ohio leans back on their cramped booth, dragging poor Barnaby along. His words were getting kind of slurred, a very acute indicator of how their night out was reaching its end. “Or dogs, you know. Or- what’s the non-binary for that? Canines? I don’t think that’s right…”
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- Part 5 of S&D Tier bribes
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Reki lies awake, the night Langa explained about his vow. They are having a sleepover, as its normal for them these days (has it only been two weeks since they met? It seems like an entire lifetime, and like a single hour at the same time), and Langa’s hands surround Reki’s even in sleep. This, also, has become the norm; what with Reki so often pulling at Langa’s divinity while he tinkers, using the boy’s own magic to strengthen the steel of the sword he’s forging for him, or while working at the shop, or just to show Langa the pretty silver shine he’s come to like so much.
He hasn’t done any of those when they went to bed, but it’s become such a habit that his half asleep friend hadn’t hestiated for a second after laying down together before clasping his hands around Reki’s.
For someone with such a deep connection to the Snow Deities, he sure runs warm.
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Or, Reki's perspective of Worshipping at your altar.
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- Part 2 of Artificer Reki/Paladin Langa
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If I was dying on my knees (I'd call out for you) by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Jun 2022
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Something was… off, with his class.
Aizawa’s eyes narrowed.
They weren’t fighting (more than usual). He couldn’t find the tell-tale signs of someone hiding an injury. There was no student missing (he had already made three headcounts, triple checking none of them were clones, or robots, or a double in disguise). No one seemed to be holding back tears, not even Midoriya.
They were the perfect picture of regular high school students, or as much as they could be while running a mock-rescue exercise. Working in teams as ordered, with the usual squabbles but nothing… out of the ordinary.
It was too peaceful. Too perfect. The kind of class he’d dreamed to have ever since their first villain attack, that would apparently set the tone for the rest of 1-A’s year.
So why did he feel like his students were up to something?
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Three time's the charm by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
22 Jan 2022
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Alex's been broken three times, in three different ways.
He doesn't care; being broken is what brought him to Morgan, after all.
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- Part 3 of S&D Tier bribes
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Pound me like a headache by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
16 Jan 2022
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"You… you drugged me?!"
"For your own good! Besides, I called your mom first to check for allergies and stuff. Good thing you have none, haha."
"Morgan…"
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Or, Three times Morgan takes care of a sick Alex, and one time he has to return the favor.
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- Part 4 of S&D Tier bribes
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The red that won’t wash away by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: Tiktok series - Fandom, S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
07 Jan 2022
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"You don't have to", he assures, like he always does.
You don't have to fight for me, you already did when you stood up to your mom to get her to agree to our sleepovers.
You don't have to protect me, you already do whenever you hold my hands as we walk through town, go to class, cross the street. Even when the danger is a stranger's stare, and even when I'm past the point where I give a fuck about them.
You don't have to save me, you already do whenever you smile.
"I want to, though. And it's my choice", he replies, earnest and sure of himself like he so rarely is these days. And Alex knows him well enough to understand the undertones;
It's my choice, and I already have so few of those, with my mom micromanaging everything I do.
It's my choice, like it was when we became friends in kindergarten and I decided we'd be together forever.
It's my choice, loving you is always my choice.
“I’ll be fine. We'll be fine”, he promises, like the last nail in a coffin.
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- Part 2 of S&D Tier bribes
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Poison never tasted so sweet by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: TikTok Series- Fandom, S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
02 Jan 2022
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Alex looks even more unsure of himself, looking around as if searching for help. Morgan can see, over his shoulder, the car parked just in front of his door. The Secretary is probably there, waiting, so why did the mob boss brave the dangers of customer service alone?
“Is this a ‘my condolences’ or a ‘this is a message’ occasion?” he prompts, feeling a little sorry for the guy. He’s obviously awkward in interactions where he’s not barking orders or threatening people.
(Not that I’d be opposed to being bossed around or grabbed by the neck by him, a traitorous part of himself whispers. He’s quick to wave the thought away. He knows when he has no shot.)
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In which there's a tired secretary, a smitten mafia boss and a cute florist boy who's way too interested into poisonous flowers.
Or, the meet-cute you don't need but I wanted to write as a bribe.
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- Part 1 of S&D Tier bribes
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Bribery was, after all, the best way to achieve her goal by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
18 Dec 2021
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“Mmmh…” Wow, was he actually considering it, that easy? From his fast reply last time, she would have thought the sale would be harder than just blatant bribery, but hey, if it got the job done- “No, actually.”
This motherfucker.
Suddenly, there was another voice in her ear. It sounded kinda far away and muted, obviously not meant to be heard, but clear enough in her overpriced phone’s speaker.
“Oh, you’re on the phone. Sorry dude, just came to tell you I’m headed out to meet Miya at the park. You can meet us there when you’re done, if you want?”
Then, the little shit, Langa, full volume, not even caring a little bit that she was still on the phone with him: “No! Wait, I’m done here, it was just a salesperson, it doesn’t matter. Reki, wait for me!”
And then he hung up. On her. Again.
And he called her a salesperson?
Oh. Oh, it was personal now.
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Or, an unstoppable force (a lady wanting to sponsor Langa to compete as a snowboarder for her company in Canada) meets an immovable object (Langa's pining ass 100% unwilling to leave the love of his life's side).
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From the ground up by Miss_Choco_chips for Allwalkfree
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
26 Apr 2021
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The road to recovery is a bumpy one, but Tim’s (reluctantly) ready for the drive. He just hopes they won’t crash and burn.
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Tim recovers after an injury. Mending his bonds with the bats its a plus.
Or, Tim can’t exactly run away from a conversation, and they all take advantage of it.
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F’coffee by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), DCU (Comics)
19 Apr 2021
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Honestly. What did Bruce even think would happen? He should have known better.
Tim wasn’t Dick, indoctrinated from a young age to be a good, somewhat (when convenient) obedient son. Tim only went along with Bruce’s shit because, more often than not, it aligned with what he himself wanted. He also wasn’t Damian, so easily manipulable when one knew which buttons to push. And he certainly wasn’t Jason, who would sink his own ship to kill the captain.
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- Part 5 of Core Disaster Week
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That could be us by Miss_Choco_chips for Wandering_Dreamer, Allwalkfree
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics)
18 Apr 2021
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Tonight, that meant he had a front row seat to his least favorite relative’s surprise visit. The car (red, shinny, fast) that came to an abrupt stop at the parking space under Damian’s fixated glare was one of Drake’s prized ‘ladies’, his ‘get away fast’ one. Much like its color, the flag raised by its presence meant urgency. Damian’s fingers twitched.
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- Part 4 of Core Disaster Week
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Drink and make merry, my friend (you'll be gone come morning) by Miss_Choco_chips
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
16 Apr 2021
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There are three pirates chilling in the dungeons. None seem overly concerned about the fact that they’ll be hanged come morning.
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- Part 3 of Core Disaster Week