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  1. Laverne & Shirley (TV) (251)
  2. Burn Notice (TV 2007) (232)
  3. Evil Dead (Movies 1981-2023) (102)
  4. Psych (TV 2006) (102)
  5. Evil Dead - All Media Types (95)

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  1. Summary

    "A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late or maybe even forever.” – Dave Matthews

    Laverne and Lenny's impulsive night leads to marriage and romance, and a son named Joey. Now they're trying to carve a life of their own out of new morals and fresh faces.

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  2. Summary

    A series which tracks Laverne and Lenny's relationship from their shared childhood in 1940s Milwaukee to their latter middle age in 00's California, and the lives of Carmine, Shirley, Rhonda and Squiggy as well. Co-written with Shotzette.

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    In which Michael Westen, Fiona Glenanne and Sam Axe come together to form a committed parental unit. Set in the middle of S5 of BN and takes a sharp turn from canon from there.

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  1. Rec 9

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    “May I?” He asks.

    She nods a little, watching as the God removes the diadem from her head. He smiles gently at her, examining it for a moment. “It’s not worthy of you, my dearest.” He says softly.

    Without a second thought, the God throws the diadem up into the air, as high as he can. Ariadne looks up, surprised. She waits for it to come back down, for it to land on the ground and shatter. But it doesn’t.

    She glances at her new husband, seeing his eyes focused on the stars. She shifts her stance, and follows his gaze to a constellation she hasn’t seen before now.

    “... You doubt my love for you.” Dionysus says, softly. “I do not know how to prove it, other than time and through my own actions.” He shifts his gaze from the sky, back to her. “But I hope that by doing this, by making it clear to everyone that I adore you so… I hope it will help you to see that.”

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    11 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 1

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    05 Jan 2026

  3. Rec *

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    Penelope hauls ass through Kensington, pushing past yummy mummies and tourists, yanking her phone out of her bag haphazardly as she fast-walks. Diving through a group of Italian tourists trying to take a photo outside of Harrods, Penelope opens up her period tracker app absently. Her vision fuzzes and focuses on the little red blobs hover over the dates.

    Huh. She's late. By five days. Which — she's not exactly dedicated to remembering to mark down her periods in this stupid app (Eloise told her not to use it anyway, says the company is probably selling her data onto advertisers so her personalised ads can sync up with her cycle). And her periods aren't particularly regular.

    She is so busy staring at the red blobs she almost walks into a posh old lady wearing a Chanel jacket coming out of Harrods. She apologises and hurries on, opening Whatsapp.

    Pen: period's late. what if I'm pregnant

    Edwina: haha. with whose sperm? you can't get pregnant from masturbating to pictures of pedro pascal

    Penelope swallows, a lump in her throat. Because — right. She never told Edwina about Colin, did she?

     

    OR: the one where Penelope gets an abortion

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    02 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 4

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    He tripped on nothing and began to fall, hands splayed out, waiting for the bite of stone that did not come. Instead of a wooden floor, Giles slammed into mossy ground and choked on a mouthful of wet leaves.

    He lurched up and scrambled to his feet.

    The whole of Plymouth was gone.

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    28 Dec 2025

  5. Rec 2

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    A day in the life of a stuffed cat.

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    16 Dec 2025