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gone are hopes of getting tired by niðavellir (KingPreussen) for Argan19
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Jan 2025
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Trains, both above- and underground, he could do just fine. He'd never flown in a plane but he figured it wouldn't be too bad. Busses were tolerable.
Even thinking about sitting in the passenger seat of a car made Peter light-headed.
So when Wade offered to take Peter on a road trip up to one of his most secret safehouses nestled at the base of the Catskills, Peter hesitated to answer for so long that Wade rescinded his invitation.
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What was supposed to be a relaxing vacation reveals the cracks in Peter and Wade's budding relationship.
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- Part 2 of the hours come the hours go
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09 Feb 2025
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just can't get too much of you, baby (it's never, it's never enough) by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
27 Jan 2025
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“No–I fucking wasn’t kidding,” Logan said an hour later, freshly showered and dressed in loose sweats, “And I’d rather it doesn’t fucking happen again.”
Wade had fucked Logan’s hand instead, who sheepishly volunteered it after he stripped himself out of his wet jeans and tossed them to the side. But god, no matter how embarrassed Logan was, Wade was fucking into it. Like so into it; he was already plotting how to make sure Logan came in his pants the next time too.
“Stop thinking about it, asshole. Won’t happen again.”
Sure, Wade thought, that’s cute.
(five times Wade makes Logan come untouched and one time Logan seeks-and inflicts-retribution)
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29 Jan 2025
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it's all in my head but i want nonfiction by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
05 Jan 2025
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“Happy new year,” Wade murmured, bright reflection from the TV glowing in Logan’s eyes.
“Should we kiss?” Logan said back, somewhere in the cacophony of voices and clinking glasses.
What?
“What?” Wade gasped because what the fuck? What the actual fuck?
“What?” Logan asked back, lurching backward a little, clearing his throat, “I just–I thought–sorry.”
Sheepish, stuttering Logan was not on Wade’s twenty–twenty-five bingo card, but here he was anyway, nervous fingers trembling against Wade’s thigh for a moment before he took them away.
Logan stood haphazardly, placing a warm hand on Wade’s shoulder for just a fraction of a second, “I can wait. Another time. How about a hug?”
Wade nodded, standing and shoving his chair back, launching himself into Logan’s hold a bit eagerly for his own liking, but Logan really didn’t need to see the heat rising to his cheeks.
“Happy new year, bub,” Logan whispered in his ear.
(Somewhere between sharing a bed, fixing their sleep schedules, and settling into a daily routine, Logan and Wade start dating. Too bad Wade doesn't know that.)
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18 Jan 2025
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It’s Logan’s turn to do the laundry. He’s not fond of most of the tasks on Wade’s chore wheel, but laundry isn’t so bad.
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He opens his eyes and there Wade is, grinning at him from the doorway. “Don’t stop on my account, Peanut.” He whispers.Series
- Part 1 of Misc. Poolverine
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11 Jan 2025
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Pavlov’s Dog by panties_on_boys
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
02 Jan 2025
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Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille. Tobacco blossom, vanilla bean, and earthy spices.
Vanilla’s a classic, and the tobacco is a statement. Look, Lo, I already smell like you. I’m already yours, I smell like your hands when they ache in their tendons from rerolling those stupidly sexy Cohiba cigars. Do something about it before the animal beats you to the punch.
Foolproof. Pavlov did it. Why can’t Wade?
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- Part 1 of Dog Want a Bone?
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08 Jan 2025
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Tony is in crisis! (told a bad joke) by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 Oct 2024
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Tony has always had an absurd sense of humour, but he finally takes it too far when the rest of the Avengers don't realize he's joking.
This might have gotten him put on an unofficial suicide watch, but hey, at least his friends are protective.
One question remains—where did he learn this odd joke?
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- English
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- 2,505
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- 1/1
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06 Jan 2025
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“What was it this time?” He asks, and Wade groans softly, tipping his head back.
“Can’t we just have loud sex on the kitchen counter?” He tries.
“And wake Blind Al?” Logan mocks. “Do you have a death wish?”
“Oh I could finish twice before she even gets her nightie on. Three times when I see her in it.”
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The one where Logan and Wade both suffer from nightmares and do their best to help the other through it.
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- Part 4 of carmine and bumblebee
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05 Jan 2025
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your taste and your smoking gun by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
13 Oct 2024
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“Like, when you….” Peter swallows. “…when you masturbate. How do you do it?”
“Have you never jerked off before?”
He’s definitely bright red. “I have! I’m just not, uh, good at it.”
“You never come?”
peter can't get off. wade helps with that.
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04 Jan 2025
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to have and to hold by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 May 2024
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"Wade’s life is pretty fuckin’ good right now if he does say so himself.
He’s got a sweet new gig with the Avengers that pays bank, an immunity agreement for all his past non-Captain-America-approved merc work, and, oh yeah, an unbelievably hot romantic turn in his relationship with his very own itsy-bitsy spider.
Who at this moment has his hand on Wade’s cock."
aka, the one where Peter keeps holding Wade's dick in his sleep. Wade's delighted. Peter has a goddamn breakdown about it.
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- English
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- 5/5
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29 Dec 2024
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Thirty Hours by polaroid15
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Apr 2021
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The sun sets.
Peter breaks three toes and hits his head hard against concrete. There’s a steadily bleeding wound in his side that he’s staunched with his webbing and tries not to acknowledge it when it burns.
He can still walk in a straight line, which is good.
He’s starving and tired and cold.
It’s been fifteen hours.Or, Peter doesn't take any breaks during a lengthy fight with the Avengers. The mind-melting fever that follows really should have been expected.
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- English
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- 7,026
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26 Dec 2024
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Yeah, he's wondering how he got here, too.
Truthfully, the problem is not with the bong. The problem is with Logan. Logan who keeps him at arm's length on their shared mattress, but raises a questioning brow when Wade refers to them as 'roommates'. Logan who rolls his eyes at any sign of flirting, but also waltzes around the apartment in the tightest underwear making these suggestive old-person groans when he stretches.
Wade replays them in the shower with one hand on his mouth and the other on his cock, picturing Logan with his back arched, face-down on the bed, or laid out with his arms pinned above him. It's driving Wade fucking crazy. Cuckoo-bananas bonkers, to the point where, yeah. Sitting on the couch with a raging boner and about two hours 'till his roommates get home, the bong looks like something he could stick his dick in.
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23 Dec 2024
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If Foggy Nelson was to be honest with himself, despite all the super heroes running around for years now, he never really thought that he would become best friend with a masked vigilante when he came back to New York, his Harvard Law diploma still fresh from the press.
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13 Dec 2024
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Return to Wade Wilson by panties_on_boys
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, deadpool 3 - Fandom, Wolverine (Movies)
12 Oct 2024
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“You’re drunk.” Wade whispers, but he can’t take his eyes off of Logan. His gaze is fucking anything but chaste.
Logan shakes his head. “I’m not.” He says, then he leans back in and kisses Wade’s hip again. “Last drink was an hour ago.”
Wade lets him. His knees lock and the tension coils. He says, “We should talk about this first. About us.”
Logan grumbles a little, and then he licks a line up the inside of Wade’s thigh.
“Fuck,” Wade pants. He tugs his hair and Logan snarls, but he pulls back. He tips his head to the side, not unlike a dog.
“Let’s talk about it tomorrow.” Logan suggests.
Wade bites his lip. Hard. His eyes flick down and back up. He can see Logan’s hard-on straining the zipper of his drenched jeans. His mouth waters. Fuck, it looks like a fucking beast.
His head spins.
Logan must see it in his face, because his grip on Wade’s hips tightens, and his thumbs slide under the hem of his panties.
“You can say no.” He says, but his voice is rough and knowing.
How the hell could Wade say no?
Wade mumbles, “If we do this. We’re boyfriends. And you stay. No take backs.”
Logan nods.
Wade’s chest hurts, it’s so sweet. “Fuck. Okay. Yes.”
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- Part 6 of Dog Want a Bone?
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10 Dec 2024
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just go for it by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 May 2023
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Wade's laughing at something a pretty girl with long black hair and a tight dress is saying. His hand is curved around her hip, and her face is tucked against his ear. She’s whispering something that’s probably clever, funny, and sexy and is going to literally charm those tight pants right off him. Peter takes another burning sip of his drink, something strong that Wade had gotten him, and it’s gross, but it also burns in a way he needs because it dulls the twist in his stomach when he sees Wade with people who are actually capable of making a move on him.
The girl is pressing a kiss against Wade’s cheek now, and he’s saying something that’s making her laugh. Peter takes another long drink. Of course, she’s laughing. Wade is immensely funny, not that Peter would ever tell him that. He’s also immensely arrogant and thinks he’s hot shit because he is and Peter wants him so, so bad. Too bad he’s not a hot girl, or a hot guy, just Wade’s weird nerdy college roommate whose been crushing on him for three years.
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08 Dec 2024
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A real first date by BloodthirstyMerc
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
20 Nov 2022
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“Tonight was great, thanks for indulging me.” And the way that Wade says it has Peter fighting back a laugh as well. God, he was so hopeless.
“Thank you for taking me out.” Peter hums, his thumb stroking over the back of Wade’s knuckles a little.
“It was my pleasure, Spidey.”
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- Part 11 of Spideypool family (FTM Peter)
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18 Nov 2024
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Out and About by BloodthirstyMerc
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
14 Nov 2024
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“Stop acting like you didn’t enjoy that.” Wade sighs, finally getting his hand free from Peter’s again. Peter almost keeps walking, thinking about shooting out a web and leaving Wade to get home by himself. But he stops in his tracks, refusing to turn to face his partner.
“I didn’t, that was mortifying.” Peter clenches his hands at his sides and stares right ahead. He’s not looking at anything, he’s staring into nothing. He feels Wade step up behind him again, but he doesn’t move.
“No, it was humiliating, and you liked it.”
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- Part 18 of Spideypool family (FTM Peter)
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16 Nov 2024
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that unknown middle area by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
21 Jan 2023
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“You used to be better at this.”
Wade doesn’t dignify that with a response. He’s very good at this, thank you very much. In fact, except for that rude observation, tonight is going exactly according to plan.
Step one: Get Spider-man’s attention.
Step three: Profit.
Whatever happens in that unknown middle area is going to be up to the asshole standing behind him. Step two is the fun part and it’s probably going to blow Wade’s fucking mind.
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Spider-man and Deadpool decide to play a little before patrol one night.
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11 Nov 2024
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love-punch by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2025
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“What should I be calling the guy I’m about to make eat shit in a few seconds?” Peter holds out a hand.
“Deadpool.” Wade shakes it firmly. His hand is massive and grips Peter’s with a strength that makes his nerves spark. “But you can call me whatever you want before you die.”
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05 Nov 2024
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You're Gonna Be the One that Saves Me by SordidDetailsFollowing
Fandoms: Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 Jul 2018
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Peter's having a rough time of it, and a few stupid decisions lead him somewhere entirely unexpected. It's a good thing a scarred, handsome stranger is there to catch him when he falls.
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- 3/3
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- 159
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03 Nov 2024
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“God, I want you to suck me off.”
“What-?” William seems to leap away from the other man as if he was burned, his face flushing scarlet.
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After Henry gets rejected by a few big-time investors, William decides to comfort his friend with a bottle of whiskey at his house. After downing the hard liquor, Henry finds himself reminiscing about his time with William in college - and that only ever leads to one thing...Bookmarked by Mutilatedcrossaint
10 Nov 2023