MysticalGiraffe
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Will snapped. “Mike don’t you get it! You’ve been lobotomized! You’re nothingburger! And you can’t be that! I don’t deserve it, we don’t deserve it! We’ve yearned for each other for years, Mike! You’re everything to me and I know you feel the same! Plus, this is the eighties, they don’t have beyond beef yet so you have to be real beef, Mike— you can't be a fake tofu burger Mike! You have to be real because you’re not a nothingburger, you can't be a nothingburger, you’re an everythingburger to me!”
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byler burger au
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Game night! by MysticalGiraffe for bee_the_garlicbread_dragon
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
31 Dec 2025
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Asriel slammed his card on top of Frisk’s, sending the cards below flying. “Draw eight!” He exclaimed, magically organizing the cards.
“Nuh uh!” Chara said, rooting behind their bangs and pulling out a Monopoly get out of jail free card. “The new color’s green—”
“Are we just gonna let them do this?” Asriel stage-whispered to Frisk.
Frisk shrugged. “Only if I can also use my special cards.”
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Frisk, Chara, and Asriel play a game of Uno! Shenanigans and hugs ensue.
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He could mine, he could craft, but can he love? by MysticalGiraffe for saetoetickler
Fandoms: A Minecraft Movie (2025)
05 Apr 2025
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Steve never thought he’d find love before.
He considered himself destined to wander alone, endlessly, aimlessly through the overworld never once finding someone like him to be with.
But then he appeared.
Tall, strong, long hair, cunty pink jacket, he looked like thrice divorced white-washed Jesus and oh boy Steve always did love the bible.
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someone has to leave first by APoemOfArson
Fandoms: Animator vs. Animation (Short Films - Becker)
30 Aug 2025
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Chosen walks into a spark just as it flares out in a burst of lightning. It doesn’t burn. Static shock flickers across his skin and aggravates his injuries, but it doesn’t burn. He knows it could.
Fuck, he knows.
His foot hits something that doesn’t feel like a rock, that gives beneath the pressure. A wave of electricity races up his leg, up through his spine to send a jolt of something awful to his brain. The clawing scream returns, dashing itself against his teeth.
And Chosen doesn’t want to look, doesn’t want to know what he already knows, but he looks anyway. He inhales, sharp and hard, and exhales in a blast of wind, clearing away the smoke.
And there, lying just in front of him and wreathed in electricity flickering a little black but mostly green, is her.
He found Dark.
Chosen deals with Dark's death. He doesn't do it very well.
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11 Feb 2026
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Winter Wonderland by The_Spam_Specialist
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
05 Feb 2025
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Caine has decided to make an adventure from the suggestion box again. This time, he finds a card that suggests an adventure where they have a "snow day."
Let the snow-based activities commence!
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- Part 8 of The Ringmaster's Written Reminders
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20 Dec 2025
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I Start to Dream (I'm a Mechanical Thing) by Scarlet_Ribbons for SilverSkiesAtMidnight
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
10 Nov 2022
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“You need to get better so that I can kick your ass properly,” Jason tells him, and Tim puffs out this low, long-suffering sigh.
“You have no idea how to be normal about this, do you?” Tim says, so matter-of-fact that it floors Jason, and what is this, some sort of impromptu therapy session in the wake of casual attempted murder?
“If you don’t shut the fuck up and eat your soup,” Jason says darkly. Fucking Robins.
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10 Aug 2025
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Lost Beside You by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
08 Oct 2024
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In Parkour Civilization, even death was parkour. It was a level entirely its own, and one most never wanted to reach. An impossible level. An unmoving level.
Worse than prison. Worse than starvation. Worse than failure. Seawatt was stuck in place eternally. And in that way, he was the closest anyone could get to Evbo.
Godhood was lonely. Death was lonelier. They found company in each other, somehow, despite it all.
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As a god, Evbo is the only one who can interact with Seawatt's ghost. They both have their own problems to work through, but it's a little easier with some company.
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09 Oct 2024
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When Charles and Henry heard there was a traitor among their ranks, they set off to find them and bring them to justice.
Unfortunately, something buried in Charles' past is determined to return, no matter how much he wishes he could keep it hidden.
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- Part 17 of Just Call And I'll Be There
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19 Apr 2024