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New York, New York by caffeinatedbasil
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
13 Dec 2023
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The first time Neal Caffrey interacts with the Red Hood, Diana is pretty sure one of them is going to die.
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Tim wants his undercover mission to be a resounding success so he can finally prove to the people who replaced him that he was valuable after all. Now if Jason would stop interrupting, that would be fantastic.
Jason would love it if Batman started including self-preservation skills in his Robins' training.
Peter would really like it if Neal could stop having really suspicious connections to people he really shouldn't have connections to.Five(ish) times Jason saves Tim and one time Tim returns the favor.
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- Part 1 of New York, New York
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,238
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 862
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- 6,598
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- 1,563
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- 67,231
Bookmarked by NienteZero
29 May 2026
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“Alright,” he said. “I’ll talk to him.” A pause. Bruce’s shoulders sagging in relief sent another spike of anger through Dick’s system. “But Bruce,” he said coldly. “You better step up. Or I will.”
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Dick observes Damian and sees an abused, traumatised child. He just can't fathom why nobody else does.
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- Part 1 of dick is a father, your honour
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,828
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 331
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- 1,309
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- 277
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- 14,799
Bookmarked by NienteZero
03 May 2026
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Everyone has some concerns about the way Batman has been conducting himself in public.
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04 Mar 2026
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No Reservations: Narnia by Edonohana for innocentsmith
Fandoms: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations RPF, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
03 Dec 2010
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I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,229
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 483
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- 3,058
- Bookmarks:
- 1,282
- Hits:
- 131,218
Bookmarked by NienteZero
22 Feb 2026
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Tim might be on the outs with the bats, and Damian might've tried to kill him (more than once), but that was a long time ago, and one thing Tim will not stand for is anyone upsetting his little brother.
Or; Tim rescues Damian from an argument, takes him out for terrible tea, and the conversation ends up a little nuts. It's fine, though. Family's a little nuts.
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- Part 2 of With Unclean Hands (Try Again)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,771
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 19
- Kudos:
- 160
- Bookmarks:
- 23
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- 1,204
Bookmarked by NienteZero
17 Feb 2026
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Jason sizes Drake up. He’s short. Shorter than Jason would expect for a highly rated security professional. He’s thin and lithe, and honestly Jason’s not sure he trusts a bodyguard who doesn’t have any visible scars. Drake’s features are soft, slight. Hair swooping, artfully tousled, to frame his face. He’s cute, attractive. He also doesn’t look like he can bench more than a hundred pounds. If Jason did have a stalker, which he doesn’t, he doubts Timothy Drake could do anything about it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,328
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 31
- Kudos:
- 514
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- 60
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- 2,156
Bookmarked by NienteZero
13 Feb 2026
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In which Jason's love of food, ingrained motherhenning, and protectiveness over the Alley's residents tricks him into not only practicing self-care, but fussing over one Red Robin.
He might have accidentally acquired a home and boyfriend along the way too... he's still not quite sure /how/ he managed to fuck things up- so successfully...
(Pre-Flashpoint branch off, end of 2009-2011 Red Robin and Batman & Robin)
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05 Feb 2026
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How to Win Friends and Influence Assassins (AKA: the Shitbird Survival Guide) by there_must_be_a_lock for TheologyDiscography
Fandoms: DCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Jan 2026
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The Asset stares at the child. The child is, presumably, staring back from behind the creepy white lenses of his domino mask, but it’s impossible to know for sure.
“Where in the everloving shit are your parents?” the Asset demands.
“Dead,” the kid says promptly, and grins at him again before darting forward to examine the restraints. “I got this, don’t worry.”
“I got questions for your legal guardian,” the Asset growls.
[Or: the Avengers acquire an emotional support Robin. Robin acquires an unwanted babysitter. The Winter Soldier just wants a nap.]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,461
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 223
- Kudos:
- 801
- Bookmarks:
- 170
- Hits:
- 5,762
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28 Jan 2026
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Keep Portland Weird by there_must_be_a_lock for Reremouse (TheBelfry)
Fandoms: DCU, Marvel
26 Jan 2026
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“Number one rule of working here, don’t let Tim scare you,” James says in an undertone.
Roy genuinely can’t tell if he’s joking, but before he can ask, James ushers him behind the bar and vanishes without a trace.
Roy attempts a charming grin and extends a hand. “Roy Harper. Nice to meet you.”
Tim tosses his head back in a sharp, practiced motion to flick his red-streaked bangs out of his eyes, and then he gives Roy one of the most disparaging looks he’s ever had the displeasure of receiving. It conjures images of shark fins cutting through the water and sends a chill down his spine.
“Jesus Christ,” Roy says, half-impressed.
“Ooh, you must be the fresh meat,” says a perky voice, as a girl with a long, bouncy purple ponytail emerges from the back with a box of to-go cups. “Hi! I’m Kate, nice to meet you.”
Before they can get any further, a customer walks through the door. Tim immediately shapeshifts, putting on a bright, happy smile that would even fool Roy if he didn’t look too closely.
“Welcome to the Hawk’s Nest,” he says warmly. “What can I get for you?”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,147
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 48
- Kudos:
- 188
- Bookmarks:
- 18
- Hits:
- 674
Bookmarked by NienteZero
26 Jan 2026
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Tim was never meant to be Robin. He knew that- he was just a stand-in, someone to be used until Batman was better or another Robin came along- he wasn't family. So, he hid his identity from everyone. No one knew who the third Robin was, not even Batman. Why is it, then, that the Waynes so interested in Timothy Drake? And why now, of all times?
OR: The Batfamily have been trying to lure Agent C back into the family ever since he ran away. It's a slow-going process. In the meantime, Damian has latched onto Timothy Drake, and is teaming up with Dick to try and adopt him. Whether he wants to be adopted or not.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,022
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Comments:
- 807
- Kudos:
- 3,034
- Bookmarks:
- 1,020
- Hits:
- 49,694
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24 Jan 2026
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leave it open by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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As it turns out, ancient Kryptonian technology takes true names a lot more seriously than expected.
(or, the one where the Justice League and a few unlucky members of the Batfamily are held hostage in the Watchtower by Kryptonian technology until they divulge their true names, titles, and identities. all of them. yes, even that one)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,270
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 212
- Kudos:
- 6,597
- Bookmarks:
- 1,146
- Hits:
- 25,687
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19 Jan 2026
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All Of These Things They're Selling by Cymbidia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
09 Jul 2023
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Bruce and Jason have to convince a sleep deprived Tim that he shouldn't frame Lex Luthor for various financial crimes, Jason has a big brother moment where he lectures Tim on ethics, and Bruce and Tim disagree on if a time traveler acting on future knowledge counts as engaging in insider trading.
A slice of life follow-up to This Is No Funeral Horn. Can be read on its own.
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- Part 2 of Tim Travel (Tim Drake Time Travel)
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18 Jan 2026
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The Bizarre Nature of Second Chances by alexandria_library_of
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
21 Jan 2026
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Jason Todd knows he doesn't get second chances. Those are saved for parents who love you, brothers who want you, and a universe that is not indifferent to your suffering.
But then—something bizarre happens.
After scrapping with a Mage, Jason wakes up feeling...weird.
What does he do? Goes to the smartest person he knows: Tim Drake
There's only one problem: Tim Drake is...seven?
Things just got really complicated.
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Jason Todd is transported to a universe where Bruce is a good dad, Dick is a good brother, and Tim is seven years old—and needs a babysitter.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,333
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,318
- Kudos:
- 2,496
- Bookmarks:
- 736
- Hits:
- 32,478
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16 Jan 2026
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Kidnapping Really Brings a Family Together (Or; Tim Drake is really tired of ninjas) by squid_king
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
09 Aug 2025
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Halfway through his Thursday night routine, Jason got antsy.
The little bird hadn't come around.
The fuckhead had made it a habit to follow Jason around on Thursdays from the moment Bruce let him out of the Manor after the Tower incident. He even went through the trouble to get messages to Jason to tell him when he'd miss a day.
Which was the only reason Jason was bothered by the Pretender's absence. It was inconvenient for Jason to have arranged his schedule around the annoyance of having the kid follow him around only for the kid not to show up.
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Tim Drake gets kidnapped and the lives of Gotham's vigilantes are changed irevoccablySeries
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,365
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 225
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- 1,294
- Bookmarks:
- 215
- Hits:
- 13,800
Bookmarked by NienteZero
15 Jan 2026
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Illya is taken by Thrush on Christmas Eve. His captor plans torture, but Angelique has other ambitions for him.
A story for NienteZero, for the Down the Chimney exchange, who asked for some Illya whump, angst with happy ending, and a little Angelique.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,335
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 49
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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- 346
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25 Dec 2025
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Dick Grayson: A Case Study by writersagainstwritersblock
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
25 Oct 2024
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Dick rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. “I’m mostly used to sparring with my little brothers, it’s kind of just habit, and I was having fun. I didn’t want the match to be over too quick.”
“Too quick?” Derek asked, eyebrows raised. “I’m twice your size, kid.”
Dick shrugged. “So’s Bruce and we’re pretty much tied at this point, or at least according to the score board the kids started to keep for Saturday spars.”
“Saturday spars?” Derek repeated, following him towards the locker room.
Dick flashed him a smile. “What? Don’t have any weird family traditions?”
“Not ones that include hitting each other,” Derek said
OR The BAU gets a probationary profiler who is a little more than he appears at first glance. Or second. Or third. Just how many secrets can Dick Grayson be hiding from a team full of profilers?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,098
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 1,062
- Kudos:
- 13,769
- Bookmarks:
- 4,243
- Hits:
- 161,602
Bookmarked by NienteZero
23 Nov 2025
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While having lunch at a diner, Jason and Dick are held up at gunpoint and taken into a hostage situation. At the same time, halfway across town, Tim and Damian get held for ransom at school.
Both pairs struggle to work with each other and resolve their situations while maintaining their secret identities.
Alternating POV between Jason and Tim (with some Dick, Cass, Clark, and Damian in-between)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,874
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 47
- Kudos:
- 203
- Bookmarks:
- 53
- Hits:
- 3,275
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12 Oct 2025
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Birds of a Feather (We Should Stick Together) by BlueAegis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
05 Oct 2025
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Tim pulled out a notebook and clicked his favorite green pen. His mother would criticize him for making a project plan without doing a SWOT analysis first, but he figured he could get away with breaking corporate protocols for this particular project.
Tim’s 7 step plan to get Bruce to adopt Jason, he wrote with a flourish.
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Or, eight-year-old Tim hatches a plot to convince his neighbor to adopt the street kid he brought home with him and gets more than he bargained for in the process.
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- Part 1 of Birds of a Feather
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116,922
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 1,358
- Kudos:
- 5,271
- Bookmarks:
- 1,716
- Hits:
- 91,881
Bookmarked by NienteZero
06 Oct 2025
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Tim can see so clearly how this is going to go. Batman will never kill the Joker. Jason will take that as proof that Bruce doesn't care about him, has never cared about him. Bruce will try and try to prove him wrong, twisting himself up tighter and tighter and doing worse and worse every time. Jason will see confirmation of Bruce's disinterest in every twitch, and Bruce will see the evidence of his own failure in every rebuff.
Sometimes Tim is so, so tired.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,565
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 55
- Kudos:
- 346
- Bookmarks:
- 96
- Hits:
- 1,353
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01 Oct 2025
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Next of kin (we're all born renegades) by storm_petrel
Fandoms: The Losers, The Losers (2010)
15 Sep 2010
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The first time Jensen meets Max, he's cuffed to a chair with a dislocated jaw. Things don't improve significantly from this point onwards.
Bookmarked by NienteZero
15 Sep 2025
