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    29 Nov 2025

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    'Darcy opened Nick's laptop, and their eyebrows promptly shot up under their fringe. “Nicholas Nelson,” they chastised, peering down at him over the screen. “Who’s the hottie?"

    The humiliation only got worse as Tara read out, “‘ Benjamin ‘Ben’ Hope (left) and Charles ‘Charlie’ Spring (right), claiming the bronze medal at their first British Figure Skating Championships .’”

    Oh, God. He'd left his Google search open. “He’s just a guy at the rink, okay?! I just got curious about him!”

    “Bi-curious, maybe,” Imogen drawled. The three of them snickered.'

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    OR: Charlie Spring is a competitive figure skater, Nick Nelson is Captain of the ice hockey team.

    Slow burn shenanigans may include: Charlie Spring being a menace, figure-skating attempts by Nick Nelson, extremely gay meddling from Darcy Olssen, as well as pining, yearning, and an unhealthy amount of blushing.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Read to 19. Come back when completed.

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    In the midst of the zombie apocalypse, 21 year old Charlie and his hormonal teenage brother are making their way from Edinburgh to Manchester on foot. They’ve heard it’s become somewhat of a sanctuary after London was ravaged by the undead. It’s also the last place their sister was known to be alive.

    Nick is also looking for sanctuary after losing his brother and only travel companion. He’s not built to brave this world alone, and wants a fresh start. A support system. A family.

    Unfortunately he stumbles upon a couple of extremely rude, aggressive, bickering little dickheads instead.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    At 45. Watch for more.

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    And they were roommates... but what happens when things push the boundaries of platonic? Can Nick fix Charlies mistake or will he make it worse?

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    Or in which Charlie is in love with his best friend and Nick finds out by accident but can't find the right way to tell Charlie that he knows... and feels the same way.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Charlie Spring is thrilled to be part of Nathan Ajayi’s production of "Hamlet", but Elle and Tao are worried about him. He swears he’s fine... but they can’t help feeling like Charlie is hiding something.

    Tara is ecstatic when her childhood best friend is cast in "Hamlet." After a rough start, it becomes clear to everyone that Nick is talented. However, the newcomer to London is cagey about his past- and his present, for that matter.

    Nick and Charlie are each determined to keep their secrets to themselves.

    The universe, and their meddling friends, have other plans.

    A Theatre AU full of queer joy, meddling, secrets, spice, drag, dancing, drama, friendship, found family, fencing, flirting, angst, a few third act plot twists, far too many baked goods, and whole lot of iambic pentameter.

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    16 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read to chapter 49. Come back when complete!