NotFlorian
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Recent works
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the diminuitive form of treats by NotFlorian
Fandoms: Charlie Bone Universe - Jenny Nimmo
28 Dec 2025
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Ben's practice speech on the subject of Peace Treaties has unforeseen consequences.
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Manfred's reputation precedes him. trust by NotFlorian
Fandoms: Charlie Bone Universe - Jenny Nimmo
28 Dec 2025
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Manfred is planning to enjoy himself at a party. The author has other plans.
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- English
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Three Disasters Walk Into A Bar by NotFlorian for Trifoliate-Undergrowth (Trefoil_9)
Fandoms: Il buono il brutto il cattivo | The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966)
18 Dec 2025
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The saloon itself is nothing special, but inside, Tuco will meet a man who could change his life.
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Hier häng ich nun, ich armer Tor by NotFlorian
Fandoms: Die Bürgschaft | The Pledge - Friedrich Schiller
21 Oct 2025
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Vor drei Tagen bat Damon ihn, mit seinem Leben für Damons Taten zu bürgen.
Pythias wäre bereit, für Damon zu sterben. (Er wünschte bloß, er hätte gewusst, dass er das tun würde.)
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Tancred is sick. His girlfriend Emma and his (100% platonic) best friend Lysander Sage are taking care of him. Together, of course. In a normal and cooperative manner.
Recent series
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(not) Writing whump in October :) by NotFlorian
Fandom: Charlie Bone Universe - Jenny Nimmo
05 May 2025
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Collection of One-Shots and short stories written
dailyduring October, loosely based on Whumptober prompts. I didn't always succeed in writing whump and some are very short >.>No, I did not write this using AI. i don't care if they have an AI sponsor I'm literally doing this for fun I just wanted to have a reason to write everyday, okay
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- 17,768
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- 20
Recent bookmarks
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Good Men, Fall To Dusk by apfelgranate
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Birthday of the World - Ursula K. Le Guin
30 May 2014
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Bucky Barnes is Evening moiety, Steve Rogers is Morning. They want to get married; they’re just looking for the right women.
Bucky Barnes is Evening moiety, Steve Rogers is Morning. They want--
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In the wake of the strange events happening around his nephew Charlie, Paton Yewbeam has found himself doing things he'd never have dreamed of: leaving the house before sunset, winning arguments with his dreadful sisters...and asking a very lovely lady bookseller out to dinner.
Now that he suddenly has a love life (and several very nice books), all he has to do is make sure that nothing explodes.
(A selection of Paton and Julia scenes that were alluded to, but never shown.)
Series
- Part 1 of Gwell Hwyr na Hwyrach
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09 Sep 2025
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Romantic & wholesome :3
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“Well,” House says, deciding to put Wilson out of both of their misery. “I have a vagina. And my vagina needs Doctor Wilson to dilate it and evacuate the fetus.”
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Gregory House's geriatric pregnancy and subsequent geriatric abortion.
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03 Sep 2025
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I don't even go here but this was really fucking funny
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At the grand age of 5, Emily Elspeth Stewart, the resident of a small Scottish Isle, discovers she has a soulmate in a Jamie Barnes, age 7, of Brooklyn in the Americas with his best friend a Stevie Rogers, Age 6, of not very good health. By the time they've saved up enough money for a ticket (or two) across the great lake between them, Jamie is in Europe fighting the war alongside a changed Stevie. It takes over a century for the three to meet, it's just a good job Emily stopped ageing in her early twenties.
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22 Aug 2025
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Jskenfds :) homely!
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Steph + Peter = Stepheter by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN for FromDustReturned
Fandoms: DCU, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
18 Jun 2025
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Peter Parker has a secret.
And no–it’s not that one. Or that other one. Or the suspiciously spider-shaped one.
No: this secret has no shape at all.
Stop being dramatic.
Ah. There’s the secret.
Dude, seriously?
The really annoying, shapeless secret that haunts Peter's night and day and dreams and—
If you don't stop, I’m going to shave off your eyebrows and wash your stupid suit with May’s whites and then you’ll have to explain why all her sheets are pink again—
—And anyway, point being, there's a teenage girl that lives in Peter's brain, and the whole thing is far less weird than whatever you are picturing.OR:
Peter and Steph share a soul. Across dimensions. It's really not as complicated as it seems.
(Five outside perspectives of Stepheter and one time something different happened.)- Language:
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- Collections:
- 19
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Bookmarked by NotFlorian
02 Aug 2025
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Guys this trope. absolutely insane :)