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Kellen Tavadon's Mid-Life Crisis by Palamedes
Fandoms: The Obsidian Trilogy - Mercedes Lackey & James Mallory
27 Jan 2025
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For the third sennight in a row, Kellen Tavadon sat on the porch of his small house in Ondoladeshiron and received absolutely zero packages.
By the time the War started, Kellen had always expected to burn bright and die young. Thirty years after the War was won, he's finally hit with the realization that he didn't. This leads to a crisis of faith, thoughts on mortality, and a refiguring of priorities. Or, more exactly, reconnecting with family and friends via a road trip.
Just like any other mid-life crisis.
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The Cognizance of Father Brown (In the Encroaching Dark) by Palamedes
Fandoms: Father Brown (2013), Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Jun 2024
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On a mission for the Jedi Council, Father Brown (with Sid Carter in tow) discovers an ancient Jedi temple in the uncharted wilds of his beloved world of Kemble. Exploring the temple leads to hazards obvious and hidden, though, as the intrepid Father faces mysterious omens, crumbling architecture, and the company of people who may or may not be who they seem.
A continuation of the Star Wars/Father Brown crossover you never knew you needed.
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- Part 2 of Father Brown IN SPAAACE!
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Could every star in the sky be a sun? by Palamedes
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels
09 Oct 2023
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When people talk about Ponemah, they only ever mention the giant sandworms.
Well, that's a bit of a lie on several accounts. For one, nobody actually talks about Ponemah. It's a crappy backwater planet even to the crappy backwater pirates who make up most of the transient population. For another, if people not on Ponemah do mention it (which at this point is mostly the rotating cast of Imperial/First Order/insert-totalitarian-regime-of-your-choice jackboots that "occupy" the planet), it's usually to talk about the crappy backwater pirates that run the only real settlement on the planet. In reality, the giant sandworms are usually a surprise to newcomers, though a memorable one.
Mystery! Action! Introspection! Almost an entire cast of OC's and minor characters!
Sylas is a hunter living on the edge of nowhere during the Imperium. Circumstance throws her into contact with the Rebellion, where it turns out she may know more than she should. It's a difficult time, but family is what you make of it and a little kindness can go a long way.
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The Perseverance of Father Brown (Amongst the Stars) by Palamedes
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Father Brown (2013)
24 Sep 2023
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On the backwater world of Kemble, something is afoot. Refugees are disappearing from the outskirts of the idyllic town of Kembleford but little is being done to help them. Here to help solve the mystery is Father Brown.
The Star Wars/Father Brown crossover you never knew you needed.
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- Part 1 of Father Brown IN SPAAACE!
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Father Brown IN SPAAACE! by Palamedes
Fandom Father Brown (2013), Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Jun 2024
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Our Guard (a docu-holo sponsored by the Coruscant Communications Bureau) by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Oct 2021
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Nonstop civilian protest duty for over a month, the senate's latest hobby seems to be getting abducted for kicks, and now he had to deal with a camdroid shaped pain-in-the-ass following his every move. The powers that be seemed to think that putting him and the rest of the Guard in some holo was the best way to work up some civilian sympathy. Well, at least there was no way his day could get any worse...
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- English
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- 54,034
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- 9/9
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- 14
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Bookmarked by Palamedes
05 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter collapsed at the end of the war. He was living in a rundown house with no running water, surrounded by rubbish. That was, until Hermione came and dragged him out by the ear and reminded him he was still alive. That there was life after Voldemort. And he couldn’t live in a house without a working toilet. If he wasn’t going to hire someone, he’d have to sort it out himself. So he stepped into the world of magical plumbing and remembered a school trip to a water treatment plant when he was nine. He fell in love with the intricacies of pipes and water systems. And really, how much could go wrong sticking your wand in places it really ought not to be?
Or a story in which Kreacher eats crisps, Harry blows up toilets, Hermione takes an unplanned trip, and a whole lot of things become Draco’s problem.
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- English
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- 7/7
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Bookmarked by Palamedes
24 Dec 2025
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After the war, Harry doesn’t return to the Auror Office. Instead, he builds something quieter—Harry’s Homewards Helpings, a business for magical home restoration, repairing wards and mending the kind of ruins people leave behind.
When a Ministry project pairs him with Draco Malfoy—now an apprentice at the Ministry Magical Pest Control Office under eccentric Oswald Pritchard—Harry expects awkward professionalism at best.But between singing snails, hidden histories, and the slow unearthing of old places and older wounds, something steadier begins to grow.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Palamedes
17 Dec 2025
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In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.
Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.
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- Part 1 of Mutatum
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 222,453
- Chapters:
- 29/29
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- 216
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Bookmarked by Palamedes
05 Dec 2025
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It’s 1988, Sirius has Harry, and possession is nine-tenths of the law.
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- Part 2 of The Many Lives of Sirius Black
- Part 1 of There Is No Man, However Wise (Harry and Sirius in France)
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- English
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- 87,754
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by Palamedes
20 Nov 2025