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Lister doesn’t remember that Rimmer is dead.
And for reasons Rimmer still doesn’t fully comprehend, they aren’t going to tell him.In which Rimmer blames Kryten for Lister's memory reset and has to deal with the fallout.
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Arnold Rimmer was not in the habit of frequenting broom closets... Usually.
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It was bad enough that Lister read other people’s personal journals out in the open.
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Rimmer's hands shake as he fumbles with his tie. Lister helps.
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Lister wears his heart on his sleeve, or rather his arm.
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“I was going to take you up to the observation dome, but I guess there isn’t any point in keeping you waiting.” Lister agreed. “It’s been wearin’ a hole in me pocket anyway.”
“Lister? What are you doing?” Rimmer stammered, turning deep red in contrast to his shiny blue holo-uniform.
Ignoring him, Lister pulled the box from his trouser pocket and held it up. “It's a holo-ring.” He explained, opening the box and showing it to Rimmer. “It’s made for holograms.”
The ring shone and flickered as Lister held it out towards Rimmer.
“Marry me, Rimmer.” He said simply.
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Office room conversations by PaperPrince
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
12 Jul 2025
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Sweet valentine drabbles about Larry and Cliff.
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It's been twenty-one days, three hours and thirty-six minutes since Rimmer became the owner of a pair of matching engagement rings. Since then he's been biding his time waiting for the perfect moment to ask Lister the question he so desperately wants to ask.
The path to that perfect moment, as it transpires, is anything but easy.
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21 May 2026
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His bunkroom on board Red Dwarf is vastly smaller than any sleeping quarters he’s lived in up until now.
It's compact, lacking space in a way that most people would find inconvenient, and coloured in a dull shade of ocean grey that makes the whole room appear somehow even more cramped than it actually is.
It's drab, clinical, positively depressing and, as far as Arnold Judas Rimmer is concerned, absolutely perfect.
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A look at Rimmer through the places he's called "home" over the years, and what exactly calling somewhere "home" means to him.
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12 May 2026
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Dave Lister has always had a massive fear of tight spaces.
One day when Rimmer and Lister need to access a maintenance shaft, the door closes and locks them inside.
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26 Mar 2026
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Lister makes some babies. Rimmer has trouble dealing with it.
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20 Mar 2026
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Lister has an epiphany three million and thirty-something years in the making.
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20 Mar 2026

