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“You’re so tense…” Dennis whispered, voice barely audible over shitty music and people talking. His fingers massaged over Mac’s shoulder as he spoke. “Are you nervous?”
“No!” Mac squeaked—totally not conspicuous at all. “Ahem–just… We haven’t hung out in a while. Gotta get back in the flow of things is all.” Mac would hold back on telling Dennis every time they hang out, he feels like he’s going to puke from a guilt he can’t quite put his finger on.
After reconnecting with Dennis, Mac has to struggle with the revelation that he will never be the good Catholic boy he's supposed to be. Dennis helps worsen those thoughts, along with getting his own personal gain from the situation.
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“I wanted to feel like myself again… I wanted to do something crazy, like we used to.”
The audacity to need Mac after treating him like he was worthless for so long. He hated how he almost didn’t care that he was just entertainment for Dennis after all this time. “Dennis, I—...”
After not seeing each other for two years, Dennis invites Mac to come meet his family. Mac isn't sure what to feel when he finds out why.
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“You couldn’t handle a man like me, Mac. I’d rock your world,” Dennis blurted out, breaking the silence between them when the wine convinced his thoughts to escape his head. A small chuckle followed the words, because really, it was funny to imagine Mac getting what he wanted. He wouldn’t be able to take how Dennis is in bed. He was mean, dominating, aggressive, and violent in a way he’s never seen Mac act.
“I’ve been handling you for thirty years.” Mac’s lip escaped his teeth as he leaned forward, eyes trailing Dennis with a hunger that hadn’t even bothered to be given to his steak. “The only part of you I haven’t handled, I’m sure I could take care of easily.”
"Coincidentally", Mac and Dennis's monthly dinner happened to fall on Valentines day. Three decades of tension don't stand the pressure.
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He’d completely invaded Dennis’s mind, cramming his way in, throwing out everything useful to make room for his useless self to infect every single corner. Dennis wasn’t used to feeling like this; he was never the obsessed one.
So those little snowballing thoughts formed into something entirely new, a fix, an outlet.
A doll.
Dennis jerks off to the thought of stabbing Mac via a voodoo doll; Mac walks into a room he shouldn't have and gets Dennis's sexual frustrations put on him. AKA: we're getting freaky with this one.
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The wound pulsed as the reagent began flooding into the surrounding muscle, and it almost looked vulgar. An obscene sexual throbbing—Herbert didn’t understand why Dan would ever see it necessary for real sex organs to be used for sex. This equivalent was infinitely more enticing.
Dan wants something more; Herbert has only ever loved science. Despite this, Herbert finds a way to show Dan some proper affection.
(Aka Dan and Herb have weird abstract scientific "sex")
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MacDennis established relationship smut-shots. by Patchwork7987
Fandom It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 Jul 2025
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I write so much not together/ slow burn of them that I just need these as a release man, I like writing them in love. Also, much like Mac, I'm a nasty slut and want to write them being horrible freaks.
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(aka my series of smoe fics that are all set in the same canon/ theyre all meant to be read together)
Ugh love these boys, smithers and moe from the day they meet to they day they get together!!
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Master Of None fanart by The_Foolish_Jester for Patchwork7987
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Mar 2026
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Fanart for one of my favorite fanfictions of all time! Hope you enjoy!
Bookmarked by Patchwork7987
24 Feb 2026
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Low contrast dark teal theme with some stars
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Guillermo tries to tell the vampires something about him but only causes chaos.
A comic originally posted to my tumblr: hellofriendhawke, link below the comic
Comic transcribed at bottom.Bookmarked by Patchwork7987
05 Aug 2023

