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good things don't learn from themselves by agloeian
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Mar 2026
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Lucifer offers out his hand. “I know you introduced yourself earlier, but I didn’t. It’s nice to meet you… Stolas?” He’s pretty sure that’s the Goetia’s name, but Lucifer’s memory is catastrophic; he prepares himself to be corrected...
Stolas merely takes the offered grip, shakes it. “It’s a pleasure to meet you too, Mr…?”
Awh, yes! It’s a miracle he didn’t majorly embarrass himself there. So, “Oh, please, just call me Lucifer,” he replies in kind, chuffed.
Meanwhile, “Lucifer?!” Stolas squawks.
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Lucifer and Stolas meet at a Hazbin Hotel Support Group for Divorcees. To the surprise of everyone around them, they hit it off. Instantly. But, hey, who better to hash out your issues with than someone going through the same thing as you?
AKA - If I had a nickel for every time Vivziepop created a divorced, all-powerful demon-dad who really loves his daughter but can't seem to communicate properly with her, who also happens to be associated with birds, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice!
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15 Mar 2026
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The dust has settled after the finale. The buildings have been restored overnight (by themselves, surely), everyone who hasn't died is alive, and everything is better for everyone forever. There is literally no baggage left, and everyone is absolutely, definitely, totally fine.
Or at least this is true if you ask Alastor! Who is definitely the most fine of them all.
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08 Mar 2026
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Vincent’s problem was always the same: he wants.
He wants, he wants, he wants. And no amount of getting or receiving will ever change that fact, will ever close the cavern inside of him that always wants more. Getting is secondary, underwhelming in comparison to the thrill of wanting. Of chasing. When he found something he wanted, he pursued it single-mindedly. He made a plan, he pulled his strings, he put every piece of the puzzle into place. That was when he was on top of the world. Receiving his prize was little more than a participation trophy, and by the time he got it he had usually already found another want. Want, want, want.
Sometimes, at night, he wondered if his luck would run out, and when. What happened when he met someone he couldn’t charm or bully into giving him what he wanted? Who was immune to his silver tongue, his clever quips, his flashy smile or a flirtatious bat of his mismatched eyes? What happened when he took a risk that didn’t pay off?
When Vincent takes a spring break trip to New Orleans to celebrate his upcoming college graduation, he may just find the answer to that question where he least expects it.
And it will alter the course of his life forever.
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08 Mar 2026
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galaxy brain level thinking: BOTH of them are AroAceSpec but Vincent has found his exception and has all the sexual and romantic feelings and Alastor? we shall see
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Eight months after the Might of Lilith incident: an incredibly broken and ill Vox, convinced that he’s under some kind of curse, shows up to the hotel demanding to see Alastor. If only it was something so simple as a little old curse...
Featuring (very brief) surprise! mpreg, complicated truces, and two overlords who should absolutely not be in charge of a newborn.
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25 Feb 2026
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“Hey, Vaggie?” Charlie calls suddenly.
Vaggie suppresses a groan. “What?” she answers, hoping that the annoyance wouldn’t show in her voice.
“...The Media Demons are at the door!”
A few seconds of silence.
“What?!”
Oh yeah, she really needs that drink.
or: an au where alastor accepts vox's deal, but instead of al joining the vees, he drags vox to patron the hotel instead
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- Part 1 of the media demons (radiostatic au)
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22 Feb 2026
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Based on the linked comic by @H_oo27 on twitter! Show them some love!
Vox has a breakdown + Author is pulled back into the writing fanfic sphere after 5 years of not touching ao3’s post button…
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22 Feb 2026
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Alastor, Ace Icon and Queer Rights Activist by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2026
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Vox’s partnership proposal to Alastor goes wrong… for Alastor. Somehow, he’s become a symbol of the queer rights movement almost overnight through no fault of his own.
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- Part 2 of Post S2 Hazbin
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20 Feb 2026
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That time I got drunk and married the Radio Demon by Godlizza
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Sep 2024
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Luga just stared at him, her mask of indifference slipping into incredulity. “Sir,” she began slowly, “you are aware that those weddings are real, aren’t you?”
“What?” Vox said, startling out of his trip down memory lane.
Vox blinked at Luga. She didn’t blink back.
With a growing cavern of ice freezing over the pit of his stomach, Vox said, “No, they’re not.”
“Yes, they are.”
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Or: that time Vox and Alastor got drunk and had a vegas wedding, not realising it was legal.
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- Part 1 of That time I got divorced
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20 Feb 2026
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There are not enough fic where Alastor and Vox never have sex but do commit to each other. I say with no real understanding of how many such fic are. They do however kiss in this series, and get married, twice. The writing is quality and it is a delight to read too.
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(inspired by cupidsncheerios on tumblr!!! was incredibly inspired i must say)
Alastor views Vox as his closest friend, and when Vox begins to prioritize another person over Alastor-- well, that sets him off a little. But hey, at least he had Vox by his side for good!
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17 Feb 2026
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She'd said it a hundred times in a hundred different posts and videos and interviews. Nobody ever really looked into it.
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The Radio Demon managed to manipulate everyone (including his coworkers, enemies, himself and even his voice actor) into thinking he has his shit together.
Vox didn't even try. He turned off his cameras, withdrawed himself from the airwaves and finally left his long time archenemy alone, admitting defeat.
It's a good thing. Right?
Then why exactly was Alastor just now beginning to lose his mind?𓆱⌖𓄋⌖𓆱
Or: Alastor understands darkness like no one else and stops Vox's suicide attempt via channeling his truest, greatest power - ragebaiting.
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14 Feb 2026
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He had made this monster. He was the only one who could destroy it.
Alastor was no hero, he was no white knight on a crusade to save the world. He was a man who had made a bad choice, and was now the only one who could foot the bill of recompense.
Or, what could have happened if Alastor took down Vox during his crashout?
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- Part 1 of philosophy
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06 Feb 2026
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After what might be the best day of Vox’s afterlife, and perhaps one of Alastor’s worst, they have their first evening together in seventy years. And it’s not like Alastor can stay tied up in the desk chair all night.
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- Part 3 of various sfw radiostatic ficlets
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01 Feb 2026
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“It looks like the bidding is neck and neck! Just which of these creepy cannibals will walk away with the prize of the Radio Demon’s hand- Wait! What’s this? It looks like there’s a commotion going on at the entrance! A new bidder is approaching fast and it’s… none other than the CEO of Voxtek himself! And it looks like he’s got something in his hand- A platinum credit card!”
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The hotel hosts a charity auction where demons can bid to take the residents out for a date. Vox arrives just in time to win Alastor's auction and so the two set out for a night on the town, much to Alastor's displeasure.
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30 Jan 2026
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Alastor takes a step closer to the door, mouth opened to hurl another petty insult, when Lucifer makes the first strike with a furious, “FUCK you, Vox!”
…Vox?
Another screech of static. Alastor’s jaw slams shut.
Lucifer knew that stupid TV’s name?
Alastor finds out his rival has another rival, which is also his old rival. Coincidence? Probably not.
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- Part 1 of Post S2 Hazbin
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(grown into a tall child) and i don't wanna go home by madeof_ink
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Dec 2025
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Alastor talked slowly, as if talking to a frightened dog. “Are you alright, my good man? Perhaps your screen needs a touch up, again.”
What he wasn't understanding was why Vox was looking at him with such wide, horrified eyes.
After Vox’s failed uprising, heaven punishes him accordingly by stripping him of his powers. For months, he’s at the mercy of an angry Velvette, and a furious Valentino.
He's gifted a do-over, starting on the worst night of his life; Past Alastor is none the wiser.
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28 Jan 2026
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“The camera also only shows so much, capturing the world in black and white.” The man tapped the blunt side of the knife against Vincent’s cheek. “Did you know there was a time when those with blue and green eyes were considered clairvoyant? Can you see the future, Vincent Whittman? Perhaps that was what made you a decent weather boy. Are you sure you should have strayed from that path?”
or: Up-and-coming (and extremely charming) TV personality Vincent Whittman catches the attention of New York's latest (and, Vincent can admit, also extremely charming) serial killer, beginning a dance through the decade of evading police, absolutely killer ratings, and perhaps changing the trajectory of Hell itself...except things never tend to go according to plan now, do they? For better or worse, the Rockin' 50s are here!
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20 Jan 2026
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Around 70 years ago, Vox had two things to tell Alastor at that bar: a partnership proposal, and that he was pregnant. Alastor laughed in his face and rejected him before Vox could share the second secret.
AKA: retelling of the episode “It’s a Deal” but with past mpreg
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16 Jan 2026
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Niffty get’s the day off and spends it looking for a bad boy only to end up with Vox. An unlikely friendship just might blossom.
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Every sinner has it rough when they first arrive in Hell. Vox is no exception: amnesiac, traumatized, with a target on his back and a TV for a head. He makes it worse for himself when he shows up on Alastor's doorstep, looking for protection. Then he just keeps digging that hole deeper.
Is this what they mean by "failing upwards"?
The story of how Vox became Vox, and the people he stepped on and screwed over to get there. Feat. Alastor, Valentino, Angel Dust, and Sir Pentious.
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13 Jan 2026