Philosopher_King
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- Thor (Movies) (28)
- Marvel Cinematic Universe (27)
- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (24)
- Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005) (18)
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To stop Oswald from constantly calling him at work, where his side of the conversation can be overheard, Ed gets him a burner cellphone that he can use to send text messages instead. Obviously, this backfires.
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Jim knew that something was wrong from the moment the campaign staffer described Councillor Caulfield's killer: "short, fancy clothes, walked funny." It made little sense for Penguin to attack mayoral candidates—his business had never depended on who was in City Hall—and even less sense to target two different candidates. But his first instinct wasn't to say that there must be a lot of short guys out there with funny walks, and it probably wasn't Oswald. Instead, his gut told him it was Oswald, and something was wrong.
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Ed introduces his guest/ patient/ temporary roommate Oswald to the genius of Tom Lehrer.
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Why did Edward grab Oswald's tie after he shot him and pull him closer before pushing him into the river?
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While Oswald Cobblepot presides over the Pax Penguina, the deceased mafia don Salvatore Maroni, resurrected by a mysterious sponsor who disapproves of Oswald's rule, walks into the newly opened Iceberg Lounge and finds a Penguin very different from the one he remembered. Oswald, meanwhile, finds himself strangely well-disposed, even nostalgic, toward the man who was once his mark, his (fake) boss, and his enemy, for reasons that aren't entirely clear even to him.
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Written for drabble prompts in the Gamma Quadrant Discord; all Garak or Garashir-focused so far, but I might branch out. Ordered chronologically by when they're set, not when I wrote them, because I'm just Like That. (My bookshelf is also ordered chronologically.)
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The Three-Body Problem by Philosopher_King
Fandom: Avatar: Legend of Korra, Avatar: The Last Airbender
07 Mar 2021
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A canon-compliant series tracking the origins and progression of Aang, Katara, and Zuko's romantic and sexual relationship, beginning three and a half years post-canon and extending (with time skips) into their children's young adulthood.
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The Spy Who Came In from the Cold by Philosopher_King
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
01 Jul 2023
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A Deep Space Nine series that's mostly canon-compliant up to mid-season 5, except that Garak and Bashir are carrying on a secret affair starting in season 3 (which could be going on offscreen, for all we know...). Traces their getting-together and various ups and downs of their relationships over the course of the show's timeline.
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Chaos Avatar Zuko by Philosopher_King
Fandom: Avatar: Legend of Korra, Avatar: The Last Airbender
11 Dec 2020
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After their star-crossed failure to escape on the sub, Ed and Oswald stumble their way through what life post-No Man’s Land is going to look like for them.
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25 Oct 2025
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After Ed is stabbed by Lee Thompkins in the Narrows, Ed awakens with a distinctly Oswald Cobblepot-shaped hole in his memory.
A love story in slow motion, set in a non-canon s5.
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19 Sep 2025
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Impulse brought the shirt to his face, and it wasn’t a conscious decision to inhale deeply.
Or five times Edward was weird about Oswald’s clothes + one time it wasn’t so weird
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02 Sep 2025
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Sequel to We Are What We Are. Now he and Oswald are officially allies, and unofficially something more, Edward is eager to explore the more physical avenues open to them in their new relationship. But while Oswald is happy enough to oblige when it comes to some acts, he is surprisingly reticent when it comes to others, and a tense confrontation one night leads Edward to find out why.
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27 Jul 2025
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26 Jul 2025