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    13th March, 11pm.

    23:05
    what is shayden

    23:07
    what is shayden fanfiction

    23:09
    what is shayden fanart

    23:06
    where to buy a gun in ottawa

    (bored in ottawa ilya discovers shayden. someone has to put a stop to this)

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    12 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HILARIOUSSSSS

  2. Rec 26

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    “Ow, ow, ow, that hurts— that hurts, Thomas, OW, you’re a bitch, this hurts, you bitch, OW—“

    Tord already hurled the screwdriver much farther from Tom’s reach, but that doesn’t stop Tom from using his bare hands to pop the bullet out of Tord’s skin like it was a pimple. A phalanx-sized, metal pimple. With the legs of an ant. Colored red, because obviously, it was colored red.

    “Ow, ow, ow, ow—“

    It’s not working.

    “Of course it’s not working!” Tord manages to trap his wrists in one hold, forcing him down on his seat. “I told you, spilling all my truths is the only way to flush it out! Now keep listening to me wax poetic about you, I just remembered the mole on your taint.”

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    05 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so fucking cute omg I love them shut up

  3. Rec 32

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    self-indulgent future tomtord/tordtom. non-linear and nonsensical.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    “Robot bug bombs. Teleports. Can’t track ‘em down ‘til the last few seconds. ”

    “It’s quite an interesting formula, actually. So you take the unit’s source code and extract the tenth prime number in the pattern and then you take the intervals between the last seen RD50K bot and the moment this alarm blares out and now you have your X-coordinates, so to get the Y-axis you’d have to—“

    Tom pokes Tord in the eye, making him cry out and turn away.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    31 Jan 2026