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Of All the Brothels in All the Warcamps and I Walk into His by Gard3nwitch
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
26 Feb 2025
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After a literal highstorm doesn't kill the damnation bridgeman, Brightlord Matal decides to stuff him away in a brothel instead. Maybe that would finally break the man.
TWOK au where Kaladin is the whore Adolin rescues.
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11 Jan 2026
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Sighing, he looked back up. “You’re really going to make me climb that.”
“Yes,” Adolin nodded. “For perfectly selfish reasons.”
He looked at him.
“Look at me,” Adolin signalled to himself. “I’m battered, exhausted, dirty, and ragged. I am not letting the last thing you see in your life is me in this poor state. It’s very undignified. I should look my best.”
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Or, what would happen if Adolin had fallen down into the chasms with Kaladin instead of Shallan.Bookmarked by Plodder
06 Jan 2026
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During the battle for the Oathgate in Shadesmar, Adolin is mortally wounded. This one small change, just a matter of inches, sets off a series of events that will rewrite the history of Roshar.
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In a war between immortal undead and fragments of divinity itself, hope is found in strange places - including the notebook of an artifabrian, the pockets of a surgeon, and the sewing lessons of a little prince.
“Darning socks is easy, my little light. There are other things - hearts, and minds, and people - that are far harder to mend. But you have clever hands, and a gentle soul…”
“And a needle?” Adolin said, beaming and holding up the little sewing kit in a chubby hand.
Evi smiled.
“And a needle.”
(This started as a bit of indulgent hurt/ comfort, only to become a massive story involving murder, conspiracies, execution, Stormscience, offworld travel, spren politics, and the unforseen effects of simple compassion. It also provides real consequences for certain major canonical decisions that seemed to be swept under the rug.
If you want explicit Shakadolin check out “Unraveling”, a series of romantic interludes that fit between various chapters of this story)
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05 Jan 2026
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Women are always coming to moon over Kaladin in his clinic. Adolin decides he needs to get in on that action too.
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01 Jan 2026
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Adolin is hurt in a battle against the voidbringers. With little stormlight healing available Kaladin looks after him.
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20 Dec 2025
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I must be favored to know you by basilbeans
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
14 Jul 2025
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Kaladin Stormblessed had survived war, starvation, slavery and now multiple highstorms without shelter. He had not only survived these things, but miraculously also managed to keep his sanity roughly in tact.
That sanity, that miracle, had been shattered by a single, half hour sexual encounter with Adolin Kholin.
Everything Kaladin had worked for—his knowledge, his control, his focus—was slowly being subsumed by a foppish little man with perfectly tousled blonde-black hair and eyes so clear blue they rivaled a midsummer sky.
OR: Kaladin and Adolin trip into courting and love, one ill-advised sexual encounter at a time.
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15 Dec 2025
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To Partake by spicy_runawaymun
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
05 May 2025
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Even if it takes until the breaking of the world, Celebrimbor is determined to help Elrond feel comfortable in his own bones. He is too precious a creature to hate himself so much.
(Or, the one where shortly before the scheduled mission to Khazad-dûm, Gil-Galad offers Celebrimbor a taste of his herald. Celebrimbor accepts, and regrets it.)
Please mind the tags.
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03 Apr 2025
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Dancing with my punchlines by LiveOakWithMoss
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Jul 2016
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In which the sons of Fëanor throw house parties, the beer is terrible, 20-something hipster elves act like their drama is as bad as it is in canon, and macking on cousins is fair game.
75% banter, 20% soap opera, 5% fratty humor; 100% dramamonsters.
I regret nothing.
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30 Mar 2025
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Likest to Thee in Shape and Countenance Bright by Littlewhitemouse
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
30 Jul 2023
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...and Findekano had the worst thrill of his young life, and certainly the wickedest. His heart hammered like it was on the anvil and he trembled in Feanaro’s grip.
(Porn with plot. Two kissing cousins have incest feelings.)
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26 Mar 2025
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keeper of kings by batshape
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Dec 2020
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“You are running out of kings,” says the spectre of Fingon which kneels across from her. “Turgon is unlikely to take your counsel.”
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Lalwen in mourning.Bookmarked by Plodder
05 Mar 2025
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Letter 97 by batshape
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 May 2021
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Fingon tapped a finger once, sharply, upon the desktop. “And do the orc marches sing of me?”
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on orcs and Noldorin princes, and their academic pursuitsBookmarked by Plodder
05 Mar 2025
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'Cause I'll darn you back together, when you think that you're bereft by sothatsagoodthing
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
27 Oct 2024
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In which Aredhel runs into Fingon in the woods instead of Eöl and promptly becomes entangled in Russingon relationship drama.
Will Aredhel find her own happy ending away from controlling men? Can she survive awkward family dinners, Celegorm's terrible decision making and her greatest foe yet - Fingon oversharing about his sex life? Will Huan get the head pats he deserves?
Read on to find out!Bookmarked by Plodder
16 Feb 2025
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seabird by welcoming_disaster for TheChasm
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Apr 2024
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Were it not for the eyes, Maedhros would have slain him.
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Maedhros recognizes the elf standing guard over the Silmarils.
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- Part 1 of tongues of the sky
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12 Feb 2025
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Treat me soft but touch me cool by LiveOakWithMoss, TheLionInMyBed
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
20 Feb 2017
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Maedhros asks a thousand brutal things in bed. Fingon asks just one.
Or: what happens when Emily goes on vacation and leaves us unsupervised to invent swoon kink.
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07 Feb 2025
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Hymn of the Sea by Scotch
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Oct 2023
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The crashing of the waves on the shore sounds almost like a song – a rhythmic chant, a steady heartbeat, yet the glistening foam does not swallow the gem half buried in the sand. It calls to him, beckoning him closer, shining with a shifting, ethereal light so blinding that it almost hurts to look at it. Leave it be, Elrond tells himself while his very fëa cries out in warning as he reaches for Maglor’s Silmaril, as though his body has a will of its own.
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24 Jan 2025
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Cast in Stone by timelessutterances
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
13 Nov 2024
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"What Elrond did was simple. He partitioned the layers of his soul and allowed nothing to permeate across them, never let the Lord of Imladris and bearer of Vilya cross into the bossy little elfling Maglor and Maedhros had loved."
A re-embodied Maedhros and Maglor arrive in Imladris with only fragmented memories of their final years — and find that Elrond had built an enormous statue glorifying their redemption, yet omitted their final fates from the histories he wrote as a loremaster.
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A Return to Imladris fic with elements of magic realism, postcoloniality and the politics of memory, also featuring the youthful sleuths, Legolas and a teenaged Aragorn.Bookmarked by Plodder
24 Jan 2025
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The Valiant by whyyesindeed
Fandom: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Nov 2025
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Fingon dies at the Nirnaeth Arnoediad. He returns sixty-five years later.
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07 Jan 2025
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Coming to the Valley by bunn for Andúniel (Anduniela)
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Oct 2018
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How Celebrimbor brought the Elven-rings to Gil-galad, and how Elrond led the Host of Lindon in the War of the Elves and Sauron. An account of how Rivendell was founded.
Covers the period of Celebrimbor's death, but this story follows Elrond, not Celebrimbor. Angst but no graphic torture.Series
- Part 1 of Things Both Glad and Sorrowful
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- 4/4
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23 Dec 2024
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Age and Wisdom (of Butterflies) by Tamatoa (theresamanmadeofcrabs)
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
23 Jul 2025
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In which Luthien exercises a bit too much power when verbally bitch slapping Sauron out of Tol-in-Gaurhoth. This might not be Elrond’s worst day ever, but it’s certainly less than his favorite.
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The House of Finwë are the middle-aged white women to Elrond’s small feral peredhel in that Finwë was not white, none of his descendants in question are women, most of them are old as dirt, and Elrond is, uh, not that small? Adoption noises ensue.
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Bookmarked by Plodder
15 Oct 2024
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- Part 1 of East of The Sun, West of The Moon
Bookmarked by Plodder
11 Sep 2024