PoisonousCephalopod



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  1. Summary

    Just a collection of all the fics I've written for RBC (podfic and fanart not included)

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    A series of character-death centred one shots ft. Ashoka.

    Originally, there were supposed to be twelve stories in this collection, one for each month of this year, hence the title. I have decided to leave the same, but there will probably not be any more stories in this collection going forwards as a lot of my writing goals have changed since I started this challenge.

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    Getting transported to the past? Tricky. Getting transported to the past with old gods who are fascinated by you? Trickier. Getting transported to the middle of the Trojan War and you and your girlfriend are on different sides? Now that's just mean.

    Or, Annabeth and Percy travel back to Ancient Greece during the Trojan War, but end up on opposite sides due to conniving parents and old god grudges. The gods are much more possessive than either child remember them being.

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    06 May 2025

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    ch 12

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    Neal (Dick Greyson) has to attend a presentation on a group white collar is helping organized crime take down. Unfortunately, the Malones are part of the presentation and Noah Malone (Dick(Neal)) is definitely in it and the picture they’re painting of his alias isn’t flattering at all.

    "Noah, as an alias, was never supposed to be used long term. He was a long term cover of course, but he wasn’t meant to exist 24/7. He was shocking and terrifying. He was meant to come in and overwhelm whatever enemy’s plan they were trying to uncover, then flit away into the background. Noah was the allusive monster his more involved siblings, like Jason, used to form and motivate their own identities. He was the ripcord you pulled to add some shock and awe, not a daily occurrence."

    OR: Dick tries to keep his identities straight and secret after the team finds out about his Malone alias. The stress and the amount of identities he is juggling leads to a breakdown.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Ch7

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    “Hands in the air!”

    Morgan had Sam on the floor in seconds, knee in his back. Jenkins shoved Dean down hard enough that the carpet burned his cheek.

    “Sam and Dean Winchester, you are under arrest.” Hotch began.

    “Where’s Hendrickson?” Dean asked, the words bitten out from where his chest was pressed to the floor.

    Hotch held his stare, steady and cold. “You thought you had trouble when it was just Hendrickson. You’ve got an entire unit now, Dean.”

     

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    The BAU finally get their claws into the Winchesters. They aren't going to let go without a fight.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Ch6

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    Enola Holmes is not in love, and she is not the marrying type. But Tewky must marry someone, and he wants her, and she wants to protect him from a marriage to a woman who would not appreciate him. So for his sake, not her own, she will marry him.

    Unfortunately, it never occurs to her to ask whether he is interested in a marriage of such unequal affections.

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    06 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I think I always wanted to read a fic like this

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    On the heels of Willow’s ill-fated “Will Be Done” spell, she’s sure that a simple forgetting spell baked into her Guilt Cookies can fix everything. 

    She probably should have had someone help her with the translation first. 

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    05 Jan 2026