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Lalo seems as unperturbed as ever, spidery shadows twitching on his cheeks, when his eyes move behind his closed lids.
He’s still just mouthing along to the lyrics, his whole profile illuminated by the sun, every pore, wrinkle and hair follicle made visible, an effect only exacerbated by the slight sheen of sweat on his skin.
Unwittingly, Nacho’s reminded of that documentary on deep-sea life Jo and Amber had running in the background yesterday while they were high out of their mind. Of the anglerfish dangling a light in front of unsuspecting fish. Look at me, it screams. Dig your teeth in, gorge yourself. But just when you think yourself safe, when you get too close – a snap of teeth and you’re over. Done for.
Nacho is that fish. Perhaps even stupider, considering he knows exactly what he’s facing.
(AU in which soulmates can only speak the truth to one another, and Nacho's already crappy situation takes a turn for the worse when he's confronted with a sudden inability to lie to Lalo.)
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When he’s ten, Orion recognizes Slytherin’s locket in the drawing room, lost amongst other nicknacks and cursed items, knowing better than to touch it.
He stares for a long while, wondering how he could’ve forgotten, before turning on his heel.
He remembers the story. How can he not? But it’s fragmented and jumbled in his head, blurring with what he knows of this life and the details he does recall don’t concern him.
There’s only so much one can remember about a book read a lifetime ago.
Orion has no interest in getting involved.
He’s got a life. A name. A duty to his family.
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- Part 2 of My Harry Potter stuff
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This is basically just a Harry Potter fanart dump. Mostly just quick drawings and a bunch of these were requests, while the (as of now) second to last chapter contains crack-y af Voldemort drawings because I realized one inadvisable night at 3 am that there are no rules to drawing.
Enjoy :D
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- Part 1 of My Harry Potter stuff
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Sirius is gnawing on a bone.
Not a literal one, though he has, before. Crunched through the haggard bodies of rats and sucked out the marrow in his dog form in a way that would disgust his younger self if it knew, but Azkaban has a way to shave off traits one once thought inherent.
No, the bone he’s gnawing on is metaphorical and its name is Moony.
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- Part 3 of My Harry Potter stuff
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The mortifiying ordeal of forgetting you're not actually dating your roommate by Quine
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25 Jul 2025
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He’s sharing a condo. With House.
And as a man in his forties, employed as the head of the oncology department, James should easily be able to afford an apartment on his own.
Yet he lives with House, who is also a doctor and department head, respectively, and likely also gets paid the salary of a person leading a department. Meaning he could also comfortably live on his own.
Which would indicate that they chose to live together.
But there’s really no reason at all for James to live with another person, unless…
Unless he’s in a relationship with said person.
Or: James Wilson wakes up in the hospital, thinking he's happily married to Sam in the year 1990, only to learn that he is suffering from retrograde amnesia.
Turns out it's 2010, he's divorced thrice over and shares a condo with a man.
What follows is a sexuality crisis of epic proportions, Wilson trying to deal with sharing his space with House and coming to terms with the fact that maybe, just maybe, he's is in love with the obnoxious, grizzly man.
And then his memories return.
James Wilson is utterly fucked.
(All credit for the starting premise goes to The Tap Dancing Doctor by PrikintheTurdis)
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Jamie from not long after the semi-final at Wembley finds himself back in the body of his younger self.
Now back in the early days of Ted Lasso's coaching days at AFC Richmond, Jamie is determined to be a better version of himself and not get sent back to Manchester.
Except, making changes when no one believes him is hard.
And now he doesn't have a therapist anymore even though he probably needs one now more than ever.
And it's not like he can just block his dad out of nowhere, is it?
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- Part 1 of When The Rain Stops
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07 Jan 2026
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The thing they have between them is special. No one hates Homelander like Butcher does.
In other words, Homelander has a crush.
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11 Dec 2025
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the homelander doesn’t care about anyone other than himself and his son. so, when butcher goes missing in a facility that’s labeled “untouchable” and homelander shows up to touch it all over, it’s merely because ryan likes butcher, no other reason.
or, the one where homelander comes to terms with feelings for one smug fucking brit
(story is completed and will be post as it’s edited)
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06 Dec 2025
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“Who the fuck are you?”
The question disarms him, and Homelander answers without elegance.
“Homelander.”
The man raises a brow. “What the fuck kinda name is that?”
Homelander bristles. This name was workshopped by countless focus groups.
“I’m a superhero.”
The man rolls his eyes and groans. “Fuck me, ‘ah course you are.”
“Well who the fuck are you?”
“Butcher,” he replies, collapsing back against the mattress. Homelander can sympathize, those drugs tend to be disorienting. “Billy.”
“Oh, because Butcher Billy is so much better than Homelander.”
The man snorts and Homelander thinks it might actually be a laugh. “Backwards, kid. Billy Butcher.”
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- Part 1 of a matter of trust
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06 Dec 2025
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The man was squatting next to him when he opened his eyes. He saw his boots first; smelled smoke and tobacco and was briefly struck by the stark contrast to the wet rot of the rest of the place.
He looked up, peeling his face off the floor, to find the man staring down at him, inscrutable as always behind his round sunglasses.
“Shit luck,” the man said.
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Or: Ethan and Heisenberg speedrun RE7Series
- Part 1 of in the spirit that i crave verse
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