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"You know, when I suggested we go out to eat somewhere for your birthday, I didn't think you'd pick a fucking Mcdonald's as your first choice. Not that you've ever been classy, Kakuzu, but this is a bit extreme."
(Now with artwork included!)
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Hidan is physically abused as a child. Orochimaru, his neighbor in the foster care system, is his only friend.
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- Part 2 of Mob Boss AU
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It's a modern Hidan/Orochimaru/Kakuzu story in which they're kidnapped at a science conference and stuck in the Amazon jungle for months. What else do you expect? (Multiple oneshots, a bit darker than it sounds.)
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- Part 1 of Mob Boss AU
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Civilians in the Hidden Leaf Village are sick of shinobi jumping on their roofs.
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Itachi does not appreciate the cold weather of Frost country. Kisame does what he can to accommodate.
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- Part 3 of KisaIta Drabbles
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The Colour White by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandom Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms, Death Note: Another Note
03 Feb 2016
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L visits Beyond in the asylum, but not everything goes as planned.
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Snorting Poems & Reading Crack by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandom Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
13 Feb 2016
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This is bad. They’re nowhere near the restroom, and Neuvillette is going to have an accident if they don’t find a solution now. Wriothesley glances around, catches a pair of large doors feet away from them, and he remembers.
These doors lead right outside, to the garden of the Palais.
“Neuvillette, outside,” Wriothesley tells him. “You can relieve yourself outside."
It’s not the ideal solution, but was there anything better?
Neuvillette drank a lot of water at a ballroom gala, but the closest restroom is out of service. Wriothesley helps him improvise.
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- Part 4 of Too Much Water
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14 Feb 2026
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Capitano sneaks away from the Fatui camp and allows himself to indulge.
Bookmarked by Ratt9
14 Feb 2026
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After making a soft, considering sound, Zhongli answers: “I don’t want to pressure you. I only…wish you could see yourself the way I see you, qīn’ài de.”
So this is about that. Of course.
Zhongli challenges Baizhu to try something new. It goes better than Baizhu expects.
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- Part 4 of Zhongzhu Spice (In chronological order)
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Bookmarked by Ratt9
30 Jan 2026
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Changsheng had once remarked that Baizhu sleeps better when Zhongli is nearby.
“I would stay with him every night, then,” Zhongli had told her.
“He will not let you.”
Yes. Zhongli knows that, and he will not dare to intrude on his Beloved’s realm without his consent. He stays only when asked, and tells himself that is enough.
Zhongli wants Baizhu to stop insisting that he has to suffer alone. Baizhu is terrified of being vulnerable. Changsheng is so over their bullshit.
A getting together fic, of a sort. Because the Zhongzhu brainrot has me in a chokehold.
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Bookmarked by Ratt9
30 Jan 2026
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Changsheng levels her gaze on him. disapprovingly. “You rarely curse, and when you do it’s almost always at the gods. Aren’t you afraid they’ll strike you down one day?”
Baizhu laughs derisively. “And why should I be? If they in their ‘divine wisdom’ don’t see fit to pay attention to the suffering of children, what makes you think they’ll be paying any more attention to the rantings of a pharmacist?”
“Your funeral. And mine, I suppose, but who’s keeping track?”
A short character study on Baizhu's fears and relationship with Changsheng, and their evolution over the course of a lifetime.
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Bookmarked by Ratt9
30 Jan 2026