Ratt9
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"You know, when I suggested we go out to eat somewhere for your birthday, I didn't think you'd pick a fucking Mcdonald's as your first choice. Not that you've ever been classy, Kakuzu, but this is a bit extreme."
(Now with artwork included!)
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Hidan is physically abused as a child. Orochimaru, his neighbor in the foster care system, is his only friend.
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- Part 2 of Mob Boss AU
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It's a modern Hidan/Orochimaru/Kakuzu story in which they're kidnapped at a science conference and stuck in the Amazon jungle for months. What else do you expect? (Multiple oneshots, a bit darker than it sounds.)
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- Part 1 of Mob Boss AU
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Civilians in the Hidden Leaf Village are sick of shinobi jumping on their roofs.
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Itachi does not appreciate the cold weather of Frost country. Kisame does what he can to accommodate.
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- Part 3 of KisaIta Drabbles
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The Colour White by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandom Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms, Death Note: Another Note
03 Feb 2016
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L visits Beyond in the asylum, but not everything goes as planned.
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Snorting Poems & Reading Crack by Ratt9, Stormygio (GoldenScales)
Fandom Death Note, Death Note & Related Fandoms
13 Feb 2016
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Orochimaru hated many things at that moment. He hated Sarutobi for making him helpless like that, he hated kabuto for being in the other room and having a bad hearing, he hated everything in this universe. But mostly he hated his stupid bladder.
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25 May 2026
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Sherlock needs Mycroft. Mycroft wants Sherlock. A lot of talking needs to happen before these two stubborn (for good reason) men fall into one another's arms without a spat, or a tantrum, or shattering crockery.
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Years later, Mycroft asked his brother how come it was Rudi who had managed to get him back to normal. Not failing to call Mycroft an idiot, Sherlock explained.
Mycroft thought better of taking offence at idiot.Series
- Part 2 of His Loyal Lovers
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20 May 2026
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Mycroft grapples with a most terrible, profane temptation. Sherlock weaves vines of corruption around Mycroft's heart.
Post Sign of Three, but no events past that have occurred.
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20 May 2026
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Kinkmeme fill: Mycroft and Lestrade on an airplane. Mycroft falls asleep during the flight. When he wakes up he's aware of two things: 1) He's dying for a piss and 2) He's hard.
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17 May 2026