Sally_Boomer
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How to throw a wedding party by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are getting married, and they are going to make it everyone's problem. The tale of the Wayne-Kent wedding party, as witnessed by an innocent waiter stuck in the middle of the chaos.
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"Did you have sex with Batman?" Mustered Two-Face in through clenched teeth, dangerously hovering over Brucie, "Do you fuck villains too?"
Brucie's grimace made Jeremy's – and Two-Face's – jaws surrender to gravity.
HAD THIS MAN ANY SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCTS?
"I am kind of busy at the moment, Harvey, get in the fucking queue!"
Mr Dent looked at Brucie as if he were a bottle of cold water in the middle of the desert.
"Not like that, you bloody idiot!"
Oh My God! Cried the waiter, wishing the ground would swallow him whole.
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How to woo your in-laws by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Jul 2025
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Clark’s and Bruce’s relationship was doing great.
In consequence, Mr and Mrs Kent decided to invite the Waynes to the farm for dinner. Nothing too formal. No need to bring anything either.
Just a nice family dinner to introduce Bruce as their son’s official boyfriend.
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'Totally, sir, no undisclosed plans concerning Kryptonite were involved in how I met your son.’
Jonathan Kent glared at Bruce’s unreadable expression in silent judgment.
Dick soundlessly screamed behind his napkin.
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It went as well as expected.
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How to woo your Superman by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2025
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“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Bruce Wayne in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a Clark Kent.” Or not.
When the Justice League discovers that Superman – who has been nursing a hopeless crush on Batman for ages – bagged a mysterious boyfriend, they are truly happy for him. That this man turned out to be the cheesiest boyfriend ever was a nice plus.
Follow the Justice League discovering how Clark Kent is dating the most whipped, Hallmark Channel Christmas movie male lead character, absolute simp, and an embarrassingly love-struck man who ever walked God’s green Earth, with a sideshow of an increasingly exasperated and fuming Batman at the back.
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Or Superman is himbo, Batman is a yarn ball of repression, and the Justice League is enjoying every second of this reality show.
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Hoshi's Mommy is dying. His Dad told him that he would save Mommy, but Hoshi learnt about vital organ hierarchy with Kai, and he knew that livers are very important organs. He had also heard his dad's sad howls at night when he thought Hoshi was asleep. But Hoshi's Mommy is special. Jongin has friends inside his head and is the most wonderful and tender Mommy in the world even though The Bad People hurt him in the past.
Hoshi knows his Mommy would be safe because Mommy told him that Sehun had saved him long before Hoshi was born, and now they have a pack behind them.
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Or: Jongin is dying and needs a liver transplant, and Sehun is going to get him a liver come Hell or high water. Too bad people around him are intentionally or unintentionally getting in his way and keep pushing his buttons. Also, a story about how everybody finds Kai's and Sehun's relationship at all different levels bizarre for all the wrong reasons because I love outsiders' POV.Special guest Agent Park Chanyeol and his never-ending feud with Sehun.
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- Part 3 of Lust for blood
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At the end of the 19th century, the Oh family owned the most prominent ranch in the state.
Oh Sehun, a soon-to-be Veterinarian, goes back to the Oh Creek Station during his college break to help his brother Junmyeon manage the ranch. During that summer, Kim Jongin starts working at the ranch as a new cowhand, learning the job under his brother Minseok's guidance.
The two young men slowly start a friendship that dangerously evolved into something they didn't dare to acknowledge. Something they shouldn't be feeling for each other. Something terrible and forbidden that makes their hearts burn with desire. A desire that would end up with them ignoring their positions as a rich ranch heir and a poor ranch hand, who happened to be men too.
A slow-burn story where Jongin doesn't only ride horses and Sehun gets a hot cowboy boyfriend to bend over some hay, risking ending up in jail if anyone finds out the truth, of course.
NOTE: Now with an epilogue.
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For a sweet, precious moment Levi considers throwing it all away – killing them both and running, anywhere, nowhere.
Maybe he’d be killed soon after by the Titans, maybe he’d live long enough for starvation to take him down. But he wouldn’t have to keep going. It’d be easier that way – no Titans, no trainings, no Erwin, no grief after his friends – he’d join them quickly, probably. They’d find each other again and he wouldn’t have to fight any longer.
But there’s Erwin, looking at him with both madness and passion he’s never seen before. He offers his goal for Levi to borrow - a goal bigger than just leaving the Underground, bigger even than the world beyond the Walls he’s only just discovered. There’s humanity and future. There’s hope and dreams. There’s a brave, new world hidden somewhere in this wide land.
Erwin’s bright and powerful like the sun, and some of his light illuminates Levi too, hot, almost scorching.
But Levi is what people always told him he is - a rat, a thug, a son of a whore. Something made in darkness, poisonous and deadly. He’s cold and unforgiving. He doesn’t have any light inside - he feels hollow and dark.
Is he even allowed to dream about being something more?
Bookmarked by Sally_Boomer
24 Jan 2026
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Love of a Thousand Records by isbbang
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Feb 2026
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What is not written does not exist in the world. Words not only represent a commitment to knowledge, but also a reverence to history.
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A record of love.
Bookmarked by Sally_Boomer
15 Oct 2025
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Bruce was supposed to be smarter.
The blueprints were never supposed to be executed.
Clark was never supposed to get caught in the beam with him.
Bruce was supposed to be faster, but he’s only human.
Despite his best efforts, he’s only ever been human.
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"Where are we?"“HR 95735,” Bruce says. “A planet orbiting Lalande 21185.”
Clark pushes himself up onto his hands and knees, limbs shaking as he forces himself slowly to his feet. Bruce can see the gears turning in his head as he takes note of what the caped crusader just said. “That’s a red dwarf star.”
“It is.” Bruce doesn’t think it wise to panic, but he’s certainly not at ease. He knows Clark probably can’t hear his heartbeat like on Earth, but he isn’t sure he’ll need to with how hard it’s pounding.
Bookmarked by Sally_Boomer
13 Oct 2025
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If I Were by Sazzysavvy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Batman: The Animated Series
25 Jan 2026
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M'gann loves Conner. And Conner loves her. And if sometimes she morphs into someone else for him, that's fine. Right? When they fuck up, and a senior League member find out, what will be the fallout? What will be the price to pay?
This was inspired by that one scene in Young Justice where M'gann morphed into Black Canary and made out with Conner. I'm not a huge fan of M'gann, but after that scene, my thoughts just exploded, contemplating M'gann's abilities, her lack of boundaries, and desire to please Conner. It's hard enough figuring out sex as a regular teenager. But what if you were a shapeshifting, telepathic Martian? What kind of trouble could you get up to? And of course Superbat, because that relationship is still my North Star.
Bookmarked by Sally_Boomer
12 Aug 2025