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  1. Summary

    Being an alternate version of Middle-Earth’s history, focussing on the Royal Family of Mirkwood, and Crown Prince Legolas in particular.
    Being set in a universe where power such as Galadriel’s is more common, and Legolas’ gifts may be the most unique and powerful of all.

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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    After the events of Ghostfuckers, Millie convinces Blitzø to see Moxxie's new therapist. It goes surprisingly well, but Blitzø eventually learns that to truly heal, he must undergo the difficult and painful process of being vulnerable.

    Or: Blitzø needs therapy so fucking badly that I invented a therapist capable of giving it to him.

    This is a weird one, with lots of twists and turns. But Blitzø will get the help he needs, because Dr. Smith is very good at their job.

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    14 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Things are going well. Surprisingly smooth sailing, all things considered. So why now, of all times, does Blitzø feel like he's hanging on by a thread? And what happens when the floodgates open and the pain breaks containment? Perhaps he might find that he has a softer place to land than he thought.

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    14 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    In an attempt to usurp Stolas's powers and station, Andrealphus and Stella use illegal magics to strip him of his magic and banish him to the human world. Coincidentally, Blitz finds a poor little owl with a broken wing on one of his jobs and he decides to bring it home to nurse back to health. He spends the next few weeks bonding with his new pet while Stolas gets to know his favorite little imp a little better, and by the time the truth comes out, it's too late and they've both made fools of themselves.
    *Set an AU point between Ozzie's and Seeing Stars, where they're still continuing their deal as normal.

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    13 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    She pushes an old shirt to the side and softly hoots in surprise at what she has found.

    An old film camera.

    Via blinks in astonishment and carefully lifts it out of the box. The heavy weight is expected but it still manages to surprise her somehow. This is a really old model, vintage even! Via has never seen one like this in person, only ever in magazines or in old movies.

    For a moment her heart drops because at a closer glance the camera looks broken. It's dirty and banged up and there are some weird markings all over the body. In some places the plastic looks almost like it has… melted?

    She turns it in her hands and runs a finger over the lid of the film compartment. What looked like ordinary scratches are actually letters, deliberately carved into the surface, faded and barely legible.

    T. B.

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    Via finds an old film camera in Blitzø’s closet. While she takes pictures of her new family and tries to come to terms with her new normal, the camera holds secrets none of them could have ever imagined.

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    11 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    Fizz pushed out of Blitz's hold and slipped through the curtain, and the growl cut off into a squeal. "Fizzie!"

    "Ozzie!"

    Blitz leaned against the wall, grinning, holding his arm against his bruised ribs. He could just see Fizz and Asmodeus through the crack in the curtains. Fuck, he was beat to shit, and all he could smell for a few long moments was blood and smoke that clung to his clothes, then the faintest hint of lavender. It was practically a Pavlovian response, the way Blitz's muscles loosened.

    Wait, lavender--?

    The curtains fluttered open, and Blitz felt like he'd been shot directly in the chest, because standing there, frozen, beak open, was Stolas, gripping his stupid top hat and all four eyes wide and trained on Blitz's beat-up form.

    "Stolas?"

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    Fizz convinces Blitz to help him get up to Ozzie's office at the end of Oops, and Things Sure Do Happen.

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    08 Feb 2026