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“Okay! Let’s do it!” Kel declares, pumping his fists, “Let’s kiss!”
Sunny nods to show that he’s on board. Kel nods back.
“Great!”
They stare into each other’s eyes. One moment passes, then two. Neither of them move a muscle, as if they’re locked in a standoff. A third moment passes. Sunny can practically hear the silence in the room. A fourth moment, and the fire in Kel’s eyes begins to diminish, along with his determined smile.
“…I have no idea what I’m doing.”
Sunny can’t help himself. He bursts out laughing.Or, after Sunny confesses his feelings to Kel, they share their first kiss... or at least, they try to. Who knew that kissing was so hard?
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Kel is having a crisis. Apparently, he's had the biggest crush on his best friend without realizing it. Great. Wonderful. He's totally not freaking out at all.
However, despite his confusion and panic, he does know one thing for certain: Hero can never know about this.
So naturally, Hero finds out almost immediately.
(Or, Kel realizes he has a crush on Sunny and is terrified of Hero's reaction, and Hero is a good big brother.)
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Kel wants to kiss Sunny. Like, he REALLY wants to kiss him. But of course, he doesn't want to risk ruining their friendship, uncertain if his friend feels the same way. So when Aubrey and Basil tell him about an apparent loophole that would allow him to kiss Sunny while still preserving their friendship, Kel immediately latches onto it.
Sunny had been having a good day, all things considered. Kel suddenly running up to him with an eager glint in his eyes wasn't anything new to him, but everything that followed DEFINITELY was. And now Sunny is left reeling from the fallout, wondering if maybe his feelings aren't as unrequited as he had previously thought.
Meanwhile, the rest of the gang are watching this train-wreck play out like a Shakespearean comedy with buckets of popcorn.
(Or, Kel kisses Sunny on the lips after screaming "no homo" in his face, Sunny has several mental breakdowns, Aubrey is tired of her friends' shit, Hero is the lone voice of reason, and Basil really wants a peach tree.)
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"Virgil was laughing, nearly doubled over and needing to support himself on the kitchen table. His eyes, normally stoic and unexpressive, were sparkling with mirth, crinkled from the wide grin that seemed to grow with every moment. The laughter itself was loud and raucous, as rough around the edges as the Side it came from, but it was delightful and genuine in that way all laughter is. And it was beautiful."
Or, Roman hears Virgil laugh exactly one (1) time, and decides that he will do literally anything to hear it again.
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Roman’s eyes furrow as he mulls over the question, and Virgil has to physically stop himself from smiling, dopey and lovestruck, at the adorable expression. Suddenly, Roman’s eyes light up.
“I’ve got it!” he declares, “One kiss is not nearly enough to celebrate my victory. So…!”
He pauses for dramatic effect, his grin widening as if struggling to resist the temptation to spill everything at once.
“As my reward, I declare that I should be given one hundred kisses! That seems fair, no?”Or, Roman makes a silly request, not expecting Virgil to agree. Virgil surprises him.
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I don't quite know what to say (but I'm here in your doorway) by mikeslawyer for afterglowsssss, blingyu
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Apr 2023
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“And - and we’ll go to Scoops Ahoy and I’ll get you your favourite ice cream.”
This is all starting to suspiciously look very close to a date, but Will brushes it off - it wouldn’t be the first time he’s read too much into things.
Mike starts fidgeting with his hands, when no answer comes.
“You - you know, like a proper date? I know I’ve done something wrong, because you’re not speaking to me, but we haven’t been on one in ages, so. And then, I was hoping - maybe - if it goes well, I was - uh. I was going to ask if I can kiss you again. Properly, I mean. It’s fine if not though!”
Will doesn’t hear anything else Mike might say afterwards, because his brain short-cuts.
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Mike confesses to Will - then kisses him. They don't talk about it, but maybe they should.
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18 Mar 2026
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“And if she was going to lose you,” Will says numbly, “I— I think she’d rather just get it over with quick. Like ripping off a bandaid.”
Still, Mike says nothing. Silent. Patient. Impassive.
Fucking terrifying, and so, so beautiful. Will’s heart, sitting across from him in the backseat of Argyle’s pizza van.
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aka: what the painting reveal should have been.
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I'll believe in anything (and you'll believe in anything). by thousgay
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Mar 2026
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Will’s eyes flicked to Lucas. His eyebrows were high up on his forehead, eyes widened, and he shifted up a little straighter, like he was intrigued. Like he knew what was coming, and was bracing for it.
“And— and it’s like… shit, it’s like— kind of awful, y’know? Um. To figure out. The thing’s not awful. Well— maybe. Probably. Possibly? You guys might think so. My dad thinks so. I kind of think so? Uh. Well. Not as much. Not anymore?” His shuddering hand gestured outwards, pointing at nothing, a wide gesticulation of no substance or meaning beyond nervous habit. Mike sucked in another harsh breath. “And it’s like… this— this massive thing. Like, life-changing. It’s kind of re-contextualised my whole life, actually. Like I’ve suddenly switched D&D classes, or something.”
Or: Mike is the Party member everyone believes is gay. Mike is also the Party member that comes out first.
Or: the answer to MWTFDYDgate.
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16 Mar 2026
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friends don't lie (it's time to be honest) by flowersandsunshine
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Mar 2026
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All of the secrets Will and Mike have been keeping from one another bubble to the surface, and the two fight, tell each other the secrets they've been keeping from one another for the last several years, and Mike gets to tell Will how beautiful he is. Finally.
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13 Mar 2026
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r/DnD
u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnDu/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]
Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.
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