ShampooTastesBad
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- Video Blogging RPF (6)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (5)
- Dream SMP (1)
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Runaway For a Day by ShampooTastesBad
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
11 Dec 2022
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Tommy runs away from his foster home in search of a new life. He instead finds a depressed, barely employed, pathetic 20 something year old man.
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I Have This Dream That I Am Hitting My Dad With a Baseball Bat (And He Is Screaming and Crying For Help) by ShampooTastesBad
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 May 2022
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Of course things can never work out for him though, can they?
He just wanted dinner. Is it really that much to ask?
Tubbo’s eyes go wide as he spots his guardian surrounded by numerous beer bottles, on the couch, watching fucking television.
The man is awake, so he immediately sees Tubbo entering the kitchen with the fridge open.
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Or; Tubbo Schlatt is in an abusive household, and he can’t hide it for any longer.
Title from Father by The Front Bottoms
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Smoke and Knives by ShampooTastesBad
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Mar 2022
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A vent fic that can be personified to any version of Wilbur Soot you so choose
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Brothers of a Feather by ShampooTastesBad for ctrlvalerie
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Feb 2022
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As the world evolved to be more tailored to our needs, we slowly lost our hybrid traits. Each new generation had less powers, abilities, and physical traits too.
We didn’t need our creature-sides anymore now that the world was made for us, so we evolved into just regular humans.
No more flying around, no more magic, no more hybrids.
At least, that’s what most people knew.
———Or; Wilbur and Tommy are placed in new foster homes as Wilbur discovers something about himself (and in turn, his brother too)
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Toby's Requests! by ShampooTastesBad
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jan 2022
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My request stuff! Comment if you have a fic request or suggestion :D
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guilty by association by allieae
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Jul 2023
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Wilbur’s heart free-falls to the depths of his stomach when Tommy is dragged into the cell.
“Tommy!” he shouts, voice breaking over his name, body lunging forward against the chains holding him. “Tommy, no, how– how did he get you?”
Tommy’s eyes widen when he sees him.“Wil–"
His voice breaks with a small grunt as he's thrown onto his knees at Wilbur's feet.
~ after being captured by a villain, wilbur's biggest weakness is used against him. (tommy was never supposed to get involved.)
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27 Jun 2023
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in case of emergency by No_one_you_know
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Jul 2021
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“They want me to become an emergency foster parent.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s… Basically, I take in the kids who need immediate placement. It means that we can get a call at any time to take someone in, and usually won’t have much time to prepare, or information to prepare with. You won’t have a lot of warning, if any. You could come home from school one day and a kid will be here because I won’t have time to tell you."
“That’s okay.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah, yeah. Tell them you want to be an… Emergency… Guy.”
Phil grinned. “I’m glad you’re okay with this, Wilbur.”They get their first call barely a month later. At two in the morning, Phil shakes Wilbur awake to tell him the news.
Or, a foster au centering on Wilbur and Tommy (and Techno's there too, of course), except it's not the same exact plot as all the other ones
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26 Feb 2023
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I couldn’t let liminalweirdo be here by themself.
Ever think about all the times I should have kissed you? I do. On the bridge, I should’ve. Or in your room, or on the couch, remember?
Josh’s letters were often like that. Like taking a fork to old earth, scraping over and over, looking for new seeds.
Bookmarked by ShampooTastesBad
08 Feb 2023
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The sword never leaves Josh's brother's room, but things get fucked up anyway.
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- Part 1 of I Can't Even Get Lost
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08 Feb 2023
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“Okay, so… This is a very… horrible case.”
Wilbur’s tail fell to the floor and his eyes widened in horror. “Is this an abuse case? Oh, I’m going to need to find a therapist, and I’ll learn their triggers— Do you have a list? What about—“
“Wilbur,” Puffy interrupted, Wilbur’s mouth snapping shut, “this is one of the worst cases I’ve ever seen, but that’s not why I thought you might not take it.”
“Why…?”
“So, the reason the Federation is okay with this is because every other foster home has declined. I also put in a good word for you.”
“Get to the point, please. The stress is killing me,” Wilbur groaned.
“Okay… I’ll… He’s a— I’m just going to send you the file,” she sighed.
Wilbur could hear the distant clicking and quickly rolled his chair over to his computer. As soon as he typed in his password, the files popped up.
Wilbur opened them.
“Just… have an open mind,” Puffy encouraged.
The file loaded, and immediately Wilbur’s jaw dropped.
“A human?!?”
or, Human tommy is in need of love. Wilbur has a lot of love to give.
If any cc states they are uncomfy with this fic, I will take it down!
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- Part 25 of Fractal’s One Shots
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26 Dec 2022