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As the door opened Tim quickly disabled another three separate electronic sensors in the doorjamb by swiping them with a device that looked a bit like a thumb drive. “Walk where I walk,” he said.
He took a big step over the doormat, eyed the floor carefully, then took a careful skipped sidestep to another mat against the right-hand wall, where he removed his shoes.
“What the hell?” whispered Jason, still standing in the open doorway.
Tim pointed up. There was a net rigged up on the ceiling. “Pressure pads under the carpet.”
“I repeat, what the hell?”
After Tim completely derails Jason’s beatdown attempt by asking him for a hug, Jason’s first priority is to get this touch-starved kid more cuddles. Tim’s first priority is to avoid Dick’s traps.
Jason learns a lot about his brothers and what happened while he was away, and something about himself too.
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08 Jan 2026
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mongrels who ain't got a penny by stillateenageabomination
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
23 Dec 2025
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"Jeez, you're morbid." When the kid just bared his teeth in what could be generously described as a grin, if one were to squint and generally have the vision quality of a mole, Jason turned back to the rapidly paling Tim. "You want to sweep the place for signs of Nightwing while I wrap things up with junior over here?"
"Junior," the kid scoffed, which was real fucking rich for someone who was an inch or two from being strictly categorized as fun-sized. "Fuck off."
"Hey, watch your mouth. Kids who don't know times tables aren't allowed to swear."
"I can multiply just fine, jackass."
"Hood," Tim cut in, voice squeaky like it'd been squeezed-compressed-squashed ten times over. "I don't need to keep looking for Dick. He's right there."
or, who would've thought that a de-aged Dick would be really angry, really annoying, and really attached to Jason?
(Bruce. Bruce would've thought. This might be his worst nightmare, actually.)
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08 Jan 2026
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when you wish upon a star by KlyssaCarrie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
23 Oct 2025
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There is blood, everywhere. Red stark against the white of Joker’s cheek, staining green roots, seeping into his purple suit. His smile is frozen, affixed to his face.
or, Jason kills the Joker. This comes at a cost.
Written for Birdwatchers’ 365 Challenge, day 296, ‘paradox’
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07 Jan 2026
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“Oh no,” Tim deadpans, looking straight at the camera. “I’ve been kidnapped. Whatever shall I do.”
Tim wants to ditch the quarterly WE board meeting. Jason wants cash. There is a painfully obvious solution here.
Or; Jason kidnaps Tim for ransom whenever it's convenient. Bruce just wishes they’d both ask him for things normally, like regular people.
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- Part 11 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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07 Jan 2026
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“I will personally gouge out your remaining intestines with that wretched spoon if you keep up that incessant tapping.”
“I have ADHD, you pretentious prick. If you’re bothered then just tell me, don’t threaten me, because if we’re doing threats, how about I shove this spoon down your—”
(Dick sends Damian and Tim out to the gardens to cool down from their fighting and when they come back in, they're suddenly best friends. And what was that about tomatoes and time loops?)
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- Part 36 of impravidus's batman quick reads
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07 Jan 2026
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Sorry, Wrong Robin (Please Don't Eat Me) by SummerKnight717
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
15 Jun 2024
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“Um, B, Red Hood?”
“He can wait. Everything considered, eight-year-old Dick Grayson unsupervised in the Titans Tower is the greater threat here.”
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Jason's attack on Titans Tower. Except, with a de aged Baby Robin Dick Grayson in the Tower instead of fifteen year old Tim Drake... This is really not going to end well for poor Jay.
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07 Jan 2026
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Red Hood? In MY Teen Titans? by why_is_this_a_thing_now
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
25 Feb 2024
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It's more likely than you'd think!
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The Titans have managed to keep their bother figure under the radar so far, but it was never going to last. Honestly, they didn't realize no one was supposed to know about Red, but if everyone's going to act like this, then it might have been better if they just went back to not knowing he existed.
Why's everyone being so weird about this?!
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- Part 12 of A Basket Full of Red Hood
- Part 9 of Red Hood's Babysitting Services
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07 Jan 2026
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5 times Dick uses skills his pseudo-mom taught him, and 1 time Peter asks how Neal knows Catwoman by dragleban_deubra
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), White Collar (TV 2009)
29 Dec 2025
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literally what the title says
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- Part 1 of Dick Grayson is Neal Caffrey
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06 Jan 2026
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Things you should not do while undercover. by Acxa_Kogane
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, White Collar
18 Dec 2025
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It started out rather innocently. Just a few things that didn't quite match up with the story. Nothing too concerning.
Then they had an undercover mission and Neal knows a few things he is definitely not supposed to know. And as much as he'd like, Peter can't turn a blind eye to everything.
This is going to be a headache.
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- Part 2 of White Collar Curiosities
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30 Dec 2025
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Jason's plan didn't account for Nightwing getting cornered by Scarecrow a few weeks before his showdown with the Bat. And if he sticks around to make sure Dick doesn't choke on his own vomit before his backup arrives? Well, he couldn't have B getting distracted so close to his big reveal.
It's definitely not because he cares about his big brother.
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21 Dec 2025
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Conversations overheard through the batkid com lines: by mentallypapaya
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM
Playing audio...
Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.
"-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"
"Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."
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21 Dec 2025
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The Unlikely Babysitter by mentallypapaya for advxnturer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
04 Dec 2025
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Babysitting. They'd woken him up to babysit.
He should have stayed in the coffin.
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Damian scowled, folding his arms. "Where is father? And I'm nothing like you."
"Kid, you're so much like me that Ra's once caught his bodyguards referring to you as 'little red riding hood'." He swallowed another bite before jumping off the counter, dusting his hands off. "And the rest of the clan went to Bludhaven till Saturday. S' just us."
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21 Dec 2025
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Assigned supernatural maintenance man by God. by mentallypapaya for sakurablossomgirl16
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Another pause. "And you-" Dick coughed. "And you've dealt with this kind of stuff before?"
"Who. The fuck. Else. Is going to." He gritted, glaring across at him. Dick went quiet, and the basement's darkness seemed to flatten the air around them as they stood in each other's company, slightly awkward.
Dick swallowed, making an aborted gesture over at him. "So what are you a ghostbuster or something?"
"Oh my god," Jason groaned to himself, instantly turning and walking over to the hole leading out, preparing his grapple so he could leave. He did not have time for this.
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Having use of the All-Blades means Jason's pretty used to being the most qualified person in Gotham to deal with supernatural issues. Why Dick's randomly started trying to help he has no fucking clue.
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21 Dec 2025
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Blood, Brothers, and Breaking Cover by eaglerayys
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, White Collar (TV 2009)
09 Nov 2024
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21 Dec 2025
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A Series of Unfortunate Events (or, rather, a series of immense miscommunications leading to the rekindling of brotherly love and the ruining of various undercover identities) by Anonymous
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
12 Nov 2025
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"Because Sonny Malone is dead. Robbie killed him, a decade ago."
"Neal Caffrey," said Robbie Malone. "It's good to finally meet you."
In which Sonny Malone is dead, and Neal Caffrey is not.
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19 Dec 2025
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I found the room in the facility easily enough. It was one of many. Identical little cells with a bed pushed against one wall and hygiene equipment against the other.
There was no one else being held here. I made sure. Leaving some poor fuck here to die of starvation or run out of power was not something I intended to do. It could hold maybe twenty-five in total, but it honestly looked like it was on its way to being decommissioned.
That was probably why they'd stashed Gurathin here. They didn't think that Preservation Alliance would even know where to look.
Luckily, Preservation Alliance had me.
Written in response to the mention in Network Effect of drugged augmented humans, and subsequent discussions in New Tideland.
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17 Dec 2025
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Murderbot blows its cover on a contract by saving someone. Now it's about to be returned to the Company. At which point it will probably get another memory wipe and a shiny new governor module.
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24 Nov 2025
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An Unexpected Quarter by i_have_loved_the_stars_too_fondly
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
26 Nov 2023
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Murderbot is captured by the company, with no one to come to its rescue. Help comes from somewhere it doesn’t expect.
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24 Nov 2025
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Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”
« Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »
“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.
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Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.
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24 Nov 2025
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The MedSystem Is In by words-writ-in-starlight (WordsWritInStarlight)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
04 Oct 2022
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After she gets rescued from BreharWallHan, Jena does her best to sit through medical care and meets another patient.
prompt 18 for Whumptober 2021
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- Part 8 of whumptober 2021
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22 Nov 2025